Uncle Si explores his list of loves and hates from America’s biggest sports event, and his buddies think he’d do a better job just doing it himself next year. John-David realizes he’s entered a new age bracket, and Brittany reveals her adorable first thought upon meeting Martin the first time. Si chooses a cartoon alter ego that’s so on brand, and Martin dishes the latest potty humor taking over his household. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What was Brittany's first thought when she met Justin?
I know.
Here's the funny part. Here's when I felt old. I still... Everybody explained to me why it was good and all the backstory and why the tennis player was dancing. And I was like, if you got to explain it, I'm not going to get it. Yeah. And then I was at work this morning. My dad goes, well, I mean, if you got to explain it that much, how am I going to get it? And I said, oh, no. There it is.
I said, I agree totally, dad. Like, I'm your age now. We are here. I'm 65. Just like that. But seriously. Quit explaining to me what the Super Bowl halftime show was. I don't get it, so I just don't get it.
Yeah, all the subliminal and all the, yeah.
You know what I think would have been cool? Blink-182.
Yes.
Can we just bring back bands? Man, you speak my language. Everybody would have sang along. Yes. Everybody. Even the kids. My kids know Blink-182. That's a good dad right there. What's my age again? Yeah. We can bleep out that part too. A lot less bleeps even. I will say this. I looked up the words to that dude's song. If you're under 18, you're not allowed to do that.
That page of the internet is blocked. But I got to give him props for being able to edit his own music. I don't know how you sing half the words to a song like that.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What was the funniest Super Bowl commercial?
On the daily.
Probably not as fun.
I'm still having fun, though. I don't want to say it. Gosh, man, they say some of the funniest things. Do some of the funniest things.
I got a video the other day, and he was just spouting off the ABCs, but A couple smarty pants. Well, he was getting every letter wrong, but. Yeah, it ain't about the letters. He was pointing at letters and just guessing which one it was. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, the recognition of letters he's good at if you have a puzzle.
Yes.
But when he just sees, when he sees words strung together, that's just letters. A, B, C. A, B, C. We'll go through the whole thing. Lottie went through a W phase. W?
Everything started with a W. The president?
Oh.
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Chapter 7: How did the Super Bowl victory affect the Eagles' coach?
Yeah, kind of. Because no one can be original anymore. If you think about it. Give me a year. Okay.
It's a very uncomfortable sitting position, so I need to hear quickly.
I'm impressed that you did that.
You don't want to play this game with him.
What?
I don't know. I just bought these. Yeah. I'm just saying. That's the funniest part about shoes to me is people think some shoes are special and then you just buy the regular ones and most humans don't recognize it.
Johnny D got more shoes than probably everybody in here.
That's not true. Huh? Those shoes right there I can buy for $318 right now in my size. And my size is more expensive because I got big feet. So for $318... I would just give you that if you were going to shoot me. Yeah, here. I'll even buy them.
You can have them. I'll purchase the shoes. You can have them. You go home with the shoes. Just don't shoot me.
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