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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Thu, 26 Dec 2024
Uncle Si is happy to see his old friend Brian Rucker back on his feet following a traumatic brain surgery and he wants to hear all the gory details. Rucker confesses to even more crazy stunts throughout his life, including a “Windex”-drinking incident. Martin pries into Rucker’s family planning situation, and John-David reveals a detail of modern vasectomies that some would rather go without hearing. Willie just happens to stop in just as Si contemplates the gainful employment and management of mythical wildlife. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened to Brian Rucker after his brain surgery?
You're solid for a while, man. No, my wife said that maybe God's trying to say that, like, your avenues for bettering your health are actually counterproductive. And so that I would say nay. Okay?
I'm on team wife on this one. Yeah, well. If you're breaking ribs.
So you're not leaking any kind of fluid anymore. Leaking fluid. Not leaking fluids. Okay. At least not that I know of. Okay, so that's a good deal. Okay, that's pretty wild.
you'd know of the other ones yeah yeah it's been my experience oh that's wild yeah when you got a leak as a human that's a problem welcome back thank you it feels good to be back yeah you know um i could put headphones on again that's great
Yeah, how is your hearing? Oh, it's phenomenal. It's good? Well, my hearing never was really off, is the crazy thing. I mean, a little muffled, but... But you're here in 2020, you're solid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good news. Yeah, absolutely.
Praise the Lord, man.
No, but to your point, I'll say this. Cy actually gave me a lot of confidence. Because I ain't never been a surgery guy. I've never went in, had surgery. It was a little nerve-wracking, mainly because I got control issues. You're talking about putting me to sleep. Oh, yeah, yeah.
You don't want to be awake.
No, if they lay your ear beside your eye, that's a problem. You don't want to see that.
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Chapter 2: How did Brian Rucker survive drinking 'Windex'?
Here, boys. You need to tweak this a little bit. It's a little higher.
Johnny D, I'm going back.
I'm sending you a few of these just so that you can see. Yeah, there we go. I was about to say, Kaylee, his wife, posted some on Facebook. I was going through those, but it's still hard for me to imagine.
He's got his cap on.
i don't it's hard to imagine in a weird way stomach fat is air dropping yeah probably the easiest way you got that computer right there i mean if you texted them they'd already be there sometimes the good people at it's in your downloads folder i'm going to i'm getting it's downloaded now if you would have texted them they'd already be there apple sometimes you got ideas that are just too much like this latest update trash
yeah well don't get me started on updates here's my thing uh-oh well we just did well look every time i update my phone it's like you're trying to persuade me to get a new one because you drain my battery down i mean isn't that proven at this point that there's some manipulation there maybe but the problem now is like i can't go find a photo from yesterday they put them in something
okay there's rucker with the the classic ear bandage yeah ma'am rucker on that selfie life well i was uh you know the the pain medication was still highly active at that point did it hurt oh yeah no i mean i was here's rucker giving the deuces to the that's me walking out with a shirt that says alive and we're glad he was alive but he sent me three photos
And I've only shown you the two that are okay.
What's the next one?
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Chapter 3: What are the details of modern vasectomies?
Chapter 4: How does Brian's family plan for the future?
Yeah. How many you got now?
Seven.
Good.
Minus four, three.
Three.
That's true. But that youngest one count for two. Yeah.
So, yeah, man, you know, I think it's in the cards.
Sounds like it's very much in the cards.
It's in the cards.
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