Chapter 1: What is the purpose of today's fan Q&A episode?
Hunter is walking over to the start of the duck call room. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. You know, every once in a while, we like to try and do some fan episodes where we, on our social medias,
post questions or post a blank for you guys to ask us a question y'all did we did but before we now that's what we're going to do today so that's why hunter's fourth chair he's going to be uh ad curic if you will hey hold on but before that's that ethan is a fan i where's ethan from texas check out my new sticker on my laptop siah
You got to put your headphones on, but yes, it's you riding a giraffe.
And it's you on top of the giraffe.
And he made it.
We got a giraffe, boy.
You've got so much stuff on your mustache.
And by the way, today is Si's 78th birthday. We're making the old man work on his birthday, Si. That's pitiful. We don't apologize for that. That's pitiful. I apologize. But he did have a birthday hot chocolate, so if you notice.
Hey, that's what I'm talking about. A dragon. Cy riding a dragon. Cy riding a dragon. Forget the giraffe. Giraffe can't fly. A dragon can fly and breathe fire.
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Chapter 2: What is Si's favorite thing about himself?
A guy was standing up singing, and another guy was trying to get his attention, and he was speaking real soft while he was singing, and he couldn't hear him. He said, hey. And he was pointing toward his arm. He was bleeding. I mean, profusely. He had some blood running. I said, hey, that's another thing you get used to. You walk around, and the next thing you know, you...
Somebody says, hey, man, you bleed like a stuck pig. My dad bleeds. You look, hey, blood running everywhere.
Yeah, my dad will just be like, all of a sudden he's bleeding. It's weird. Really? Old skin.
Because I have no idea when that happened.
But, hey, it's just that. Well, I don't know when this happened either, and it's just progressively gotten worse.
Already getting old, gang.
When I leave here, I guess I'll go get a steroid.
Welcome to old age.
But whatever. Old age. That's fine.
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Chapter 3: What skincare remedies are discussed for rashes?
An oatmeal bar? Bath. A bath. I don't know if you need to get oatmeal soap for the bath or if you can just pour regular oatmeal in it, but I was once covered head to toe in poison ivy, and I took one, cleared it right up. Are you serious? I'm dead serious. You put your whole body out?
Oatmeal bath.
Yeah, I told my mom she was nuts.
So instead of like blueberries and bananas and oatmeal, it was Hunter and oatmeal. And you're thinking me and a bowl of that would be a good thing. Yeah.
Would it not be easier to- Did you bring a spoon with you?
You know, I didn't think about it. I don't think I would- That's bound to be- A spoonful of me and oatmeal.
I guarantee you, where that come from was the almanac. Farmer's almanac? Yeah, farmer's almanac. I guarantee you. Because the same thing, we've got a, they're called bull nettles.
Oh, yeah, stinging nettle.
Yeah. No, they got a real good seed in them that's very good to eat. But when them things are sticky, it's rough. And the only thing that you can do with it is pee on it. No, no, I'm serious. Is it like a sea urchin? It's like that poison ivy. It'll drive you nuts because you're scratching it, and the only thing that'll make it stop itching is you pee on it.
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Chapter 4: How did fishing lead to a discussion about home remedies?
No. I'm sure he's pissed on me before at some point. At least he's got on your shoe. I mean, we've been hunting and fishing enough together. I'm sure his urine has been on me at some point. Tough road trips and everything else. Oatmeal baths. Yes, oatmeal baths can definitely help with poison. Why do you have to take a bath? Why don't I just make a bowl of oatmeal and put it on my arm?
I mean, you could do that too. I mean, I don't have none. I don't have none like on my tallywacker or nothing.
Hey, look, to make sure, you go ahead and take a bath.
Same culprit, leads to redness, itching, sometimes blistering.
That way you... Mike.
All right, that way you've covered it entirely.
All bases are covered. Why it works.
I mean, I guess there's... Do you know how much oat milk you gotta buy to cover Justin Martin in oatmeal?
That's why I said I'm just going to make a bowl and put it on my arm.
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Chapter 5: What are the biggest life moments shared by the hosts?
Is it oat milk or oatmeal? Oatmeal. You grind the oatmeal and make a cup. You get one of those giant things of Quaker oats and just pour it in there. No, you got to grind it up.
Make sure you bring the sugar and the blueberries.
And just eat me.
We're going to have breakfast. We're going to have breakfast in the tub.
Just eat me. I'm not opposed to breakfast in the tub, but I am opposed to breakfast in the tub.
That's the tub? Yeah. I think I'm going to go with steroids, boys.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about their morning routines?
Where did you get these questions?
Some website called Buzzsprout. Oh, okay. We got to get you a straw. I just hit my hot tub. but uh it's uh what is what is your morning routine look like what's a morning routine yeah you ever heard you ever heard of the three s's hey my no mine is mine is super i do everything but shave mine is super
My routine morning is about 10 o'clock. I open my eyelids. 10 o'clock. That's not morning. That's mid-morning.
That's brunch.
That's why I tell you.
That's when mimosas get poured, man.
People are super into judging people by their morning routine.
I wake up. I take a shower.
Depends.
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Chapter 7: What humorous stories do the hosts share about food?
What's your favorite story to tell people? Or favorite funny story? What?
Hunter, we're 500 episodes in.
We've done those.
All right, that's fair enough. At the risk of retreading down the same road.
What's your favorite story to tell?
I get it. There was one time this ostrich.
All right.
The main thing that the farmer told me was, don't shoot my breeding ostrich males.
I'm excited for this question. Long story short, he gone. He gone. So I was really just working up to this one. What's your favorite thing about yourself and why?
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Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts have about life's biggest impacts?
Yeah. Yeah, which is so weird, okay? Because, hey, look, all my life, all my mentors, okay, like football coaches, teachers, you know, people you just meet, you know, They all was trying to give me advice on what to do. They said, well, look, hey, what you do is you find what you're really good at and then do it. Well, I'm 78 years old. I ain't figured it out.
I ain't found nothing out yet about it I'm good at. But the fans tell me I'm good at one thing.
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I have another one. This is a fan question this time. Hopefully it won't stump y'all. What's your favorite sandwich and chip combo?
Favorite sandwich and chip combo. That would be a Fido chili boat. That's not a sandwich. That's not a sandwich. That I call a sandwich. What about that?
Frito chili bowl. That's right. That's my favorite part about him. He's cutting the bread, boy. He don't give a crap about your question. He's going to answer how he wants to.
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