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Uncle Si Regrets Having to Blow Up the 'Grey Ghost' & Justice For Peanut!
Tue, 12 Nov 2024
Uncle Si is informed of the demise of internet animal celebrity Peanut the squirrel, who was seized from his home and euthanized by the state government. Si may like to eat squirrels, but he supports the right of Americans to safely keep non-traditional pets in their homes. Martin is trying and sort of succeeding at potty training his two-year-old sons, and Godwin takes the boys back to the “Duck Dynasty” days with his off-the-wall comments. John-David shares a video that he’ll probably regret sharing someday in the future. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened to Peanut the squirrel?
Is it? Mm-hmm.
See, I am reading another article about Peanut, though. CNN did have to stick up for him. The DEC in New York.
CNN did stick up for him.
Not peanut authorities. Because look, that guy's not the first animal owner to have his pet confiscated in New York. There's precedence. Because New York also seized a Buffalo area man's alligator. And that guy's now suing the state of New York to get his 750 pound reptile back. Right on.
I see.
I don't know that you should have 750-pound alligators in Buffalo.
Again, I'm not.
Look, hey, it ain't none of the government's business if he's got a 750-pound alligator.
That one is a problem. Okay.
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Chapter 2: Why is Uncle Si sad about Peanut?
But he got a flashlight. And then I remember we went to Toys R Us. That's how old my kids are. Toys R Us was still. And he got to pick out one thing. Well, good. Lightning McQueen.
Lightning McQueen. That's what he come home with.
Yeah, where do your kids go to a toy store? I just realized your kids don't have a toy store.
The problem is everywhere's a toy store. You walk into gas stations here and they got monster trucks. There is no toy store anymore. Walmart got it. Brookshire's got it. That's true. Target got it. I do remember one time Carter got a reward. Do not go to Tractor Supply if they love excavators, bulldozers.
They got a bunch of toys there.
At the front door.
Yeah, they're smart.
And, buddy, as soon as you walk in, them two little, I mean, I like Tractor Supply.
That's why we got them little kid poles right beside the bathroom because if a kid comes in that store, he's going to have to go to the bathroom. I sold a Spider-Man pole this morning. See?
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Chapter 3: What are the regulations on keeping squirrels as pets?
I tell people that all the time.
I would love what would happen if we actually would do it.
Just love each other.
Just one of the commandments. Just one of them.
I'm a bad neighbor. I'm going to say it.
You're a terrible neighbor. That's what you said. You admitted that.
I just don't like people. Why are you a terrible neighbor?
Define that.
I don't know the people's names around. Of the four closest houses to me, I only know the people's names to my left. That's fine. Look, I know them all.
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Chapter 4: What do the hosts think about government intervention?
That's an easy one.
That's a good one, because I want to ask everybody that. I mean, the whole world.
I really do. Oh, I ain't scared of crap on the floor. Oh, there's one. Goblin should get this one. I got it. Oh, that's a close one, but that ain't him.
Hold on. What is Martin's biggest fear? Yeah. I want to show that. Oh, I can show this. Oh, that's a tough one. It really is. Oh, that's the right answer.
For all those watching that can see that.
I have no idea.
I'm not going to change it. I mean, there's only one answer for me.
I have no idea. What's the answer?
I really don't. And then I'm going to tell you why you're wrong about your own answer. Oh, big cats.
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