Chapter 1: What are Uncle Si's thoughts on psychedelics for veterans?
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back. Si seems excited. Oh, well, he should be excited. He's 78, baby. Happy birthday. Well, thank you. How do you feel? 78. How does that feel? It sucks. I was expecting a little more prognostication from you. Because your brain says, hey, I can do that. Then your body says, hey, fool, you can't do that. Can't do it.
Chapter 2: How does Uncle Si celebrate turning 78 years old?
You can't do that anymore. I bet you can. Here's the question of the day. Uh-oh. Deal or no deal? Deal.
It depends on the price inside Mr. Mandel's box.
Yeah. I'm telling you, I don't think they're going to take the deal. Oh, you're talking about that deal. Yeah, that deal. I don't think they're going to take it.
You've been watching the news, Si?
Yeah, I watch it. Yep. Yep. It's pitiful.
I got some advice for you. Quit watching the news. He can't.
Well, no. He don't know how to change a channel. And he ain't figured out how to work that Xbox yet. Okay. You're talking about a waste. What is? Because, hey, there has been $270 billion spent.
I ain't got that kind of money.
And there's nothing left of what they spent the money on.
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Chapter 3: What would the hosts do with $270 billion spent on the military?
I bet it wasn't taking that long to get them teeth done. I bet y'all his buddies would be real happy. I would probably give it away. Just give it away. No, no, I'm serious. Via the poker table? I would probably give it away. Via the poker table or just in general? Not everywhere.
all right yo would you ever drive again huh would you ever drive again no no hey i hey this boy wouldn't ever get in a car you wouldn't get in a car how you gonna get places i'd drive a jet and land hey I'd be in a jet. Everywhere I go, I'd go jet. But like if you were just going to chicken filet. I wouldn't go nowhere. They'd bring chicken filet to me. That already happens. That's a good point.
You ain't going nowhere. So you would never- That's where, hey, the little phrase is, absolute power corrupts absolutely. That's where that phrase comes from. Yeah. Because when you got all the money in the world, hey, I'd light cigars with a $100 bill. Just because you could?
Just because I could. He was going to give it away, but then he thought about lightness. Well, that'd be good for your lungs.
He's 78. That's why I got that stupid thing right now is I was stupid and smoked cigarettes because the government lied to me. You can't trust the government. They lied to you? Yeah, they lied to me. What did they tell you? They used to tell you it was good for you? Oh, yeah. They used to say cigarettes were good for you.
Oh. Hey, yo. I did see an ad one time for a healthy new snack called sugar from like the 1950s. Oh, yeah. It was like a teaspoon of sugar will help you every day. Yeah. And I was like, that seems outrageous. Yes.
Well, that's something that tickles me, okay, because for all my life, they've always been saying, oh, this is bad for you. This is bad for you.
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Chapter 4: What memories do the hosts share about living in mobile homes?
This is bad for you. Milk's bad for you. Eggs are bad for you. Bread's bad for you. Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, welcome to life. Life is bad for you.
A lot of things is bad for you. Yeah, that's right. So I turned 78 and went dark on it.
Well, I am just, you know, that's what, you know, all our great minds.
Think about this. It was 30, 40, 50 years ago, everybody smoking cigarettes. Then all of a sudden they say, well, cigarettes are bad for you. Remember when your mama passed away? Oh, yeah.
How old was she? Hey, Phil said, yo, when mom passed away, Phil said, Sigurds finally got her.
At 98. 94.
94. It took her 94 years to get her, but it got her.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts view the impact of media on public perception?
It was in magazines. Have a soft drink before your main meal. Sugar might be the willpower you need to curb your appetite. So whatever they're telling us now, one day there's going to be kids in 2072 laughing at whatever we're doing.
But I wonder if that's not a little bit. Have you seen that? No.
If you drink a Coke before your meal.
I'm talking about Coke back then. I'm talking about before we figured out all the additives and other junk to put in it. When Coke would actually go bad. You know, like when it was just actually real sugar and not this processed junk that the high fructose corn syrup and all that kind of stuff. I saw that deal with Trump and Ibogaine.
I also noticed that Marcus Luttrell was behind him, and if it were for Marcus Luttrell, I'm willing for anybody to go ahead and do that. Ibogaine? Yeah.
I don't know what we're talking about.
It's like, that's that deal Aaron Rodgers did. Well, he's normal. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm trying to think of the most popular ones that would know. I mean, I think Theo Vaughn's done it. They call it ayahuasca and other things, but it's really... You're really going down a path here, Martin. Oh, yeah. I'm in on that. I'm in on psychedelics, man. Microdosing mushrooms.
It seems to help these people got PTSD, man. And if we can help those soldiers with that stuff, I'm in on it. Like, again, if Marcus Luttrell says it's good, if it worked for him after what that man saw... He saw... And did... You may at least ought to give it a whirl. That's all I'm saying. Things like that.
Hey, that's why when people read something happens in the news and events involved, I say, well, if you fool with a veteran, you're really stupid. Because, hey, you're fooling with nitroglycerin. Yeah. Because it could go off on you at any time. Yeah. Because you don't know what that man's been through. Okay.
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Chapter 6: What experiences do the hosts share about their unique friendships?
I mean, most everybody's seen Latrell's movie, and that was the movie. I mean. I couldn't imagine what he saw in real life. Well, no, no. He talked to Phil and told the whole story to him, and Phil related some of it to me, and I said, good grief. Yeah. I said, that's unreal. But what was unreal is every time he'd have to jump off a mountain to get away from them,
His M16 would end up, you know, he's tumbling down a mountain. Yeah. And when he stopped, his M16 would be in an arm's reach. That's what I'm saying. If it can work for that man, then it's at least worth a try. No, no, no. Here's the thing. You don't know if it's bad or good for somebody. No. And that's like doctors.
The reason doctors can't help our vets, they ain't been through what they went through. Yeah. Hey, if you ain't been through it, you can't tell me nothing. Yeah. Yeah.
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He does every time he goes to bed. Just in his own mind. He don't need them.
No, no. For one of them, I'm out of my mind anyway. So I don't need no drugs. I get high enough on what I just, you know, get in. I was high on life, y'all. Yeah, just life. On 78 years of life.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the existence of dinosaurs?
After that, no, I went back to being crazy as hell. Ain't nothing normal about your family. Hey, hey.
Nothing.
Well, like when, you know, these women, they have babies, and then the baby, they take them to the doctor, and they say, yeah, he's got this and this and this and this, these three things, but it's okay. He'll grow out of it. Well, everything a baby has, I've had it all. What? Everything. Everything. Chicken pox? I've had all of it. Chicken pox, whatever a kid can have, I've had it. Oh, yeah.
Dementia? I was born with that. Yeah. Okay.
You know, Phil called me in there one day. He said, hey, hey, it's worse than what we thought. I said, what are you talking about? We thought Ma and Pa were third cousins. Yeah, third cousins. Turns out they were second cousins. I said, that explains a lot. I look at my wife and I hold her.
I love it. The Robertsons have always been transparent.
Oh, yeah.
Transparent. Yeah. That's a true story.
That's a true story.
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Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about modern-day wildlife sightings?
I'm looking forward to coming back over. Does it look different? Yeah, it looks different. They built a new house just inside the old one. No, no, that's 100 grand. 100 Gs, baby.
Yeah, that's what I said when it happened. 100 Gs. And you've been in an Airbnb for three months.
Well, hey, you got to think about it. They stripped that thing down to the studs. I know, I'm just wondering why you didn't pop the axles back under it and start over.
Yeah, haul that thing off, get another one.
It'd have been the same price. Hunter G. I don't know, how much is a side pad going for these days? Well, that's a three-layer one there, so I don't know. Yeah, it comes in three 18-wheelers. It just seems like... For a hundred, you could have made some better choices. Yeah, you got fleeced. Well, hey, here's the deal. I'm just saying. I got what my woman wanted. That's what my woman got.
No, I understand that. I will never pass up an opportunity to show this. The sci-pad. The best home for relaxing. Does that have a camouflage skirt?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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