Chapter 1: What survival strategies does Uncle Si suggest for cold weather?
She's saying, Dad, I get up here.
I don't know what we're talking about.
But it sure is slippery.
Yeah. He said, let me get you this alligator.
I don't ever get on a dinner table, man.
Yeah.
We got a dog on the table. Welcome back to the duck call room.
You never know who you're going to have. And we have our special guest Dixie in here.
It's a dog. It's on the table.
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Chapter 2: How does Dixie the dog contribute to the podcast atmosphere?
But she growled at me again when I walked in. But turns out she also growled at Hunter.
She don't like Star Wars.
She don't like nerds. That's what Johnny said. Me and Hunter, we're in it together though, Hunter.
It just seeps out your pores.
She can sniff a weakling when she sees one.
Rows at us. I wonder what that is about.
she likes hunter now i got her yeah it takes her a second she don't trust us and now she does i made her get a little belly rub from i think they're friends and just fair warning if i have to get up and leave it's because my kids are here so wrecking shot tried to get them to hang out dad forgot snacks and they were not interested oh that ain't good
The good news is they know where Christy's toy chest is, so they're probably in there destroying Christy's office. There you go. It's fine. Run wild, children. Yeah, run wild. It'll be all right. Hashtag family business.
The duck commander family daycare.
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Chapter 3: What are the boys' thoughts on the upcoming cold weather?
We're good.
Oh, because they got the infrastructure for it.
I was just about to say. They got better pipes. There's stuff ready for it.
Infrastructure. Yeah. Just like if it were to get 105 up there, they'd be folks dropping like flies because their air conditioners ain't big enough to keep their house cool.
Well, there was another checklist that said be sure to have plenty of ice chest available in case your refrigerator and freezer goes out. I said, gang, I got a porch if it's that cold.
Throw it outside. A lot of truth to that. A lot of weird rules. I think that's just for the longevity of how long we could potentially be without power. Yeah. So, because I mean, technically your refrigerator and freezer are both ice chests. They're kind of what they do.
Yeah. If you don't open it.
Yeah. If you just leave it closed, that's kind of their thing.
It'll take a while for it. I'm just going to throw some obstacles out on the front.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts prepare for winter storms?
Yeah. Ours is buried, but I mean, it doesn't matter if the transmission stuff. So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Hunter, what are you planning on doing? You got any shows downloaded? I'm so excited.
I got blankets. I got blankets. He's so excited. He's prepared. He's been waiting for this moment. Warm drinks, blankets, movies. I cannot wait. Hunter said locked inside sounds great.
That's why that dog growled at you, man.
And me. No one's going to come over. No one's going to ask anything of me. It's my ideal weekend. Martin, bring that Kawasaki. We're showing up to Hunter's house.
It's an ideal weekend, boy.
I'll be pulling Johnny D on a trash can. Unless you do that, then I have weekend plans.
I can see Hunter in like a parka inside. It's so weird. It's like 16 degrees.
You go to different places and it can be that cold and it ain't that cold. yeah yeah because the wet cold here yeah i went i went to uh when we hunted rio grande in new mexico yeah it was six no and i wasn't cold yeah i was colorado it ain't a it ain't a it ain't a wet cold like louisiana i go to colorado it's like that i've already been in single degrees once this year
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Chapter 5: What unique cold-weather food ideas do they discuss?
And it wasn't that bad, but we were in North Missouri, so... Well, no, that's why I'm saying it's weird. It was tolerable.
It's weird.
Yeah. Because if you get to six degrees here... But it's been 75 for the past month, so... Yeah.
Yeah, I went on a walk outside this morning.
I got sweaty, and I was like... How's this going to happen? I'm going to be interested to see what all our trees do because a lot of them budded out when we had like that second week in the 80s. And now they're about to get dough popped by ice.
Speaking of trees and Minnesota, did you see the warning they got? Oh, yeah. Exploding trees. How cool is that? That's not cool at all. Was it from the ice? It's so cold in Minnesota right now that the trees will just blow up.
Like, do we have a video of this? What it could potentially do? I'm sure there's plenty of them. Is it like blow up or just like crack from inside? You know what I mean?
I don't know. Is it exploding? I want to see this.
I'll see if I can.
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Chapter 6: What listener emails do the hosts read and respond to?
Them subscriptions are scary. Remember when I had that wine box subscription I didn't know about? That's not near as atrocious as the high school football in the state of Colorado.
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Well, I know what I do. Talk about food.
What you going to do?
I just loaded 28 gauge I got. Go out and shoot me about 25 or 50 blackbirds that are in the yard.
Sounds tasteful. You ain't going outside.
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Chapter 7: How does the group reflect on loss and community?
The rabbit gets bright. Which wouldn't taste best. Oh, no. They're good eating.
Brown Thrasher.
Hey, look, a Brown Thrasher is a quail. Yeah. It's white meat. Yeah, that's good. There was a party thrown when I killed a brown thrush.
Oh, dude. Quail tastes so good.
That thing was, hey, that's a quail.
Those kind of birds don't taste the same anymore, though, because now they're diets like Walmart parking lot cigarette butts.
Well, they're not real, right? Yeah.
They're all drones. we could find out this week disappointed in that movement it really died off that guy was in charge that was hilarious and he just gave up on the dream man he sold enough stickers he said all right i'm out i'm good see ya oh man yeah i don't know we'll see what happens i know this place is gonna shut down so in the apocalypse you're just tagging out the yard birds
Oh, they're easy to kill.
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Chapter 8: What humorous insights do they share about dreams and interpretations?
No, no.
Yeah, because it may not be because, hey, there's a lot of fast things. Chase Zebras. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Yeah. All right. That may be the other way.
Hold on. They do it in Delaware. What, zebra races? At the Delaware Park. But I just wondered why they didn't domesticate them. Did you not just see those people try to ride them? I don't think they liked them.
Hey, I know, but look, yo.
What?
Figure it out. I guarantee you, before I would walk, if I was on the continent of Africa, I would rope me a zebra and ride it. Well, they did that with camels. Huh?
Yeah, they figured out the camo was way more friendly.
Easier. It's easier to fool with the camo, yeah. Yeah. The only thing you got to worry about is when he spits on you.
Yeah, that big old tongue.
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