Chapter 1: What unhinged grizzly bear survival tips does Uncle Si share?
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back. Si, you had yourself a weekend, huh?
Oh, yeah. It was veterans. Hunting Day in Arkansas.
Which is awesome. Thank you to the state of Arkansas for providing a weekend.
Yeah, for the vets.
For the vets and for the kids because they tie those in together. This year, what Arkansas's was after the season, Louisiana's was before this year. So there was even more days. If you were close, you could have got in there.
into all of it so no thank you to the great state of arkansas for doing that for our veterans and for our children that's a but it was six veterans that hunted and then it was four kids and we killed 46 total hey that's a good hunt so it's a very good hunt but that cypress break was really beautiful yeah man there's still some really cool untouched parts of the world yeah there's your spot right there ain't no cypress tree but there's some pine tree wow
Well, I don't know, probably a lot less pine straw now after the ice nato got done.
Oh, it's fine. Just right. I went and checked.
Everything's good, huh?
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Chapter 2: What are the fears associated with encountering wolves versus bears?
I hate to tell you, but it's been 70 degrees like the last three days down here. Praise God for that.
I'm back in shorts.
Oh, yeah. I'm wearing short-legged breeches today. You got shoes on? Oh, he does have shoes on. Look at there. Galvin turning on a new leaf.
You got regulations. Well, I just took them off.
Well, regulations is strapped. They ain't got laces. They do slip on stuff.
Oh, yeah. They're quick to kick off and get out of the way. Like they're boat shoes of some sort? Yeah.
Yeah, they look like hay dudes or something.
Hay dudes.
Yeah. Hay dude. Look at there. There you go. Oh.
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Chapter 3: How does Uncle Si describe the aftermath of an Olympic crash?
Like we was talking about first dates. You know what my first date with Paula was? Bull riding. Squirrel hunt. Oh, squirrel hunt. Okay. We went to Chili's. We went to the woods. She kept saying, how do you see all them squirrels?
That's back when Chili's was good, though.
i hear they're making a comeback are they i have well i went to chili's like probably four months ago yeah me and the fam were like table for five please and they're like it's a 45 minute wait and i was looking around i saw like seven or eight empty tables and i was like see you later oh that's just because i didn't have nobody working
Well, I think that everybody just orders food on the internet now and it goes to their house. So the kitchen's backed up that far. And I was like, no, player, I ain't waiting for Chili's.
That reminds me about my first date with my girlfriend when I was in high school. We were squirrel hunting.
That's what I'm talking about right there. They weren't the best.
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Chapter 4: What shocking reality do elite athletes face during competitions?
Look, when I was shooting at the squirrel, she was on my back. Kill him, kill him, kill him. And after you failed, she looked at him and she said, you killed that poor little squirrel. I said, yeah, and you beat me half to death while I was trying to do it.
Paula do that too? No, no.
How many times did you shoot at that poor squirrel? Oh, about three or four. Well, I was shooting him 22. That squirrel was traumatized. Well, I was shooting him 22 and he was running. He was running upside the tree.
He had squirrel and dumplings.
I shot at him like three times. I hit him twice.
Two out of three ain't bad. I heard them say it.
Two out of three.
Ain't that a song?
Meatloaf says two out of three ain't bad, baby. You've done a song about it, J.D.
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Chapter 5: What humorous family anecdotes does Godwin share about his twin granddaughters?
Yeah.
I don't even go 90 in my car.
They showed, like, the length of that deal, and I was like, wow, they're skiing a long ways. Then I realized in a minute and a half, it's over.
Yeah, that's downhill. Don't wave it now. I mean. They're going 90 miles a night on a pair of skis? Yeah. Snow skis.
Yeah, on seven-foot skis, I think is what they said last night, which I had no idea them things were seven foot long. But not long enough. You need 10-footers if you're going to do something like that. Sometimes they're just doing it on one ski. Oh, man. I do find that. And just on the X. I find that stuff fascinating just cause we don't, I mean, that's not around us at all.
Like that stuff is so insane. Yeah. Well, like I go that fast on a stupid piece of board. And that boy that did all them quadruple whatever's last night on them figure skates on an eighth inch piece of metal and land it without breaking something. That sucker did a backflip. Yeah, on a knife. That was. Yeah, on a knife. On two knives. Yeah.
I mean, he's out there on a butter knife just letting her eat. Doing backflips. Yeah. It was incredible. Now, he needed to work on his wardrobe.
yeah he looked like he about to storm cinderella's castle yeah like roller skate is is a hard thing to do that's not why are you talking about doing it on two knife blades yeah yeah incredible ice is a lot i wonder i wonder how fast you don't have to use as much effort to go fast than figure skaters yeah i don't know how fast they go but i'm sure speed skating's coming which i also find
Speed skating is fun to watch.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts compare different types of bear encounters?
No, Cool Runnings is good.
Cool Runnings is one of the greatest movies of all time.
It is a great movie. You will be thoroughly entertained.
Hey, Sanka, you're dead, man. No, man.
No, man.
But I have to finish the race. I don't do a good Jamaican impression.
You know, sometimes you take a bite of something and you're like, okay, this is legit. That is what happened when I took the first bite of that tri-tails beef. That Chi-Tails beef is so good. It is prime and upper choice beef from American cowboys and ranchers, and you will taste the difference the first time you cook it.
Their steaks are aged to perfection and rival any steak you'd get at a steakhouse. Plus, they just look the part, right? Like, I remember when I opened the box, even before we even tasted it, I looked at it and saw the marbling, and I said, okay. They say don't judge a book by its cover, but when it comes to steak, you can. I can assure you that. It looks so good.
It was so good, Christine even ate it, didn't she, Si?
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Chapter 7: What advice do the hosts give for surviving a bear attack?
It is. It would be to me because there ain't all this noise.
What do you mean?
You just look, and she's coming down the mountain and just.
Gone. Hey, let me tell you, them kids, they'll be coming from the top of the mountain, straight down, no poles. They won't let them use poles when they're learning. Just. No fear. Looking like Chevy Chase.
And all you hear is a swoosh. Oh, yeah. As she goes by.
And then they throw snow all over you. No. The incredible thing is how fast they stop at the end of that.
Oh, no, that's what I'm talking about. On the downhill. Because when you said that, I remember seeing it, watching it.
Yeah.
They turn sideways and do them this way.
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