#578 - Inbetwosses, 8 Great Whites and The Pressures of Seagull Parents
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What crazy admin‑hill nightmare is John dealing with at the start of the show?
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This week on help I sexted my boss. I'll go back tonight giving feedback.
Are you okay? Who's put fifty P in you? It's more like f two quid, excuse his language. How do I convince him to lock me up for the full thirty one days of October? Like a budgie in a cage. What happened to budgies?
Excuse me, I have an electric car, it's very, very stressful, you know. Range anxiety.
There's
an anxiety, Jordan will have it.
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Hello and welcome to this latest episode of Ellis and John. I'm here with Dave who's looking extremely relaxed and John of course for whom? His t-shirts are a canvas.
Oh big I forgot to count how many t-shirts I've got. I can do it in my mind now. I can do it in my mind now, that's not fair.
No, I could do it in my mind great.
Well it I can make it great. Go on then.
Can you? Yeah. But then now I want to hear so I need you to broadcast and count as t shirts in your mind. Although we won't know how accurate it is. Like I could say yeah I can cut my t shirts and just pluck a number out of thin air. Yeah, but I would
never, ever, ever do that.
No? So what are you gonna do here? Just so just so just so we know. Eight great whites. Eight great whites. Three white
Freddies.
That's okay, it's eleven.
Eleven. Okay. So you keep the total. Alright, let me get my calculator. You're bad broadcasting. That's good. The
t shirt stuff from Tuesday. I found very entertaining when I listened back. I'm not sure about this though.
I'll give
him an opportunity. Where
are you? Because I love the
guy and I've known him since two thousand and five.
I can remember all my t shirts left to right. Three white Freddies. Three white Freddies plus three. Uh three bean salad white. Imagine if I did this. Yeah, one. Right, you've got to put the number before
each
one you can. Well if I just say uh if I just say singular, so three bean salad white. It's annoying that it starts with a number
though,
because that does I see, yeah, fair enough. No, it's good. Go on. Uh Comedian Cinema Club White. Well that's a one. Uh Too off white. If I did that. You couldn't you couldn't dream this up in a million years.
Yeah. Um You're at two off white, just in case you're wondering.
Yeah, geese white. One. Uh Frank Zappa White.
One.
Frank Zappa black. One. Frank Zappa red. One. Frank Zappa black again. This out.
It's not a five live TX, it's fine. This is a free hit. Uh have I got geese black?
This is one for the fans.
You can't ask me to be remembering at the same time. I'm just all I'm doing is this. I'm just Geese Black. Okay. Well you might have already s uh who knows at this stage gone, correct? Chavinia. Beg your pardon? Chavinia. Don't m just make words up. Black Black. Hold on, this is vague now. No, no, no. They're they're just on they're just plain
black.
Okay, fine. Self esteem sexual.
Self esteem sexual, yes. Yeah. Um pulp. Oh, the one from ninety six? Yeah. Just the one Pope? Yeah. I th I chucked the other one. Well, I gave the other one to charity 'cause it was just slightly too big. Um Uh Bonnie Prince Billy Orange 2. Bonnie Prince Hold on what does that mean two? Two, yeah. Start with the number please please, John. Okay. Two Bonnie Prince Billy light blue. Two Bonnie Prince Billy pink. These are duplicates that I bought from a guy who had access to his house with permission. With permission.
access to his house is such an odd way of saying
it. Um Bonnie Prince Billy White. I think you said that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What crazy admin‑hill nightmare is John dealing with at the start of the show?
0:00–7:14
2
How does the Rapid Response Unit count listeners’ t‑shirts and what did they discover?
7:14–14:41
3
Why are the Nations League and Portugal match‑ups a big talking point for Elis?
14:41–23:23
4
What jazz epiphany did Elis have at Ronnie Scott’s and how did it influence the episode?
23:23–32:38
5
Why are seagull parents under pressure to feed their chicks in Wales?
32:38–41:25
6
How are rising diesel prices affecting the hosts and their electric cars?
41:25–50:06
7
What bizarre cat‑flap story did Isaac Newton supposedly inspire and how does it relate to the show?
50:06–59:02
8
What new Patreon video experience and bonus content are being rolled out for listeners?
59:02–1:07:59
Speakers
5 identifiedMore from Elis James and John Robins
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