Portfolios, Peen and Porty D

Here comes the hectic, but that’s what we’re all here for, so lets have at it. First up we need to talk portfolios inspired by the shocking news this week that our former Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, decided to secretly gift himself a heap of different portfolio appointments. Em and Michael are having none of it, plus they’ve got a side order of Brett Sutton doing some Bollywood dancing to cover off too. Then it’s onto the unsolicited peen that Tommy Lee decided to inflict on our Instagram feed, none of us asked for it, however lots of thirsty Emsolators AND Michael decided to send it to Em for thoughts and feels, you’ll get her reaction within. Then finally there’s the news of the 45 year old woman on holiday in Porty D who was just trying to live her best life with a few cocktails. The problem with that was she was living that life really loudly in her hotel pool and wasn’t keen on any suggestion that she might need to settle down and get out of the water. Em’s been there before but she didn’t really remember it, which is why Michael is here to help her relive her very own mum’s gone wild moment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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