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Ben Palmer's Brain

08 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the fake tip line set up by Ben Palmer about?

0.858 - 15.222 Ben Brock Johnson

Recently, we had the luck of talking to another Ben, Ben Palmer.

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15.556 - 21.969 Ben Palmer

Ben Palmer has a tip line for reporting people in the United States without legal status.

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22.51 - 33.733 Unknown

It was a young Spanish woman who couldn't speak English. It's just sad for them to even be here. Three customers in front of us also did not speak English. All I was trying to do was find out how to deal with these people.

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34.135 - 49.602 Ben Brock Johnson

The Trump administration has made immigration enforcement a priority. And at first blush, Ben Palmer is just doing his part to help other people do their part. He got this tip from a woman who was suspicious of her neighbors.

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52.066 - 74.039 Unknown

You said they're side-eyeing you? Yeah, like, you know, giving you dirty looks whenever you walk by with your garbage or whatever, like, just trying to make you feel uncomfortable. I don't know how many of them are actually illegal, but I would say probably about half of them because they never leave home. They're always, always here.

75.14 - 79.885 Ben Brock Johnson

They're homebodies. Yeah.

Chapter 2: How does Ben Palmer handle uncomfortable conversations during his calls?

79.905 - 92.78 Ben Brock Johnson

Ben took the neighbor's report, said he'd look into it, and then he called her back. Okay, yeah, so we were able to look into those individuals that you had reported, and yeah, we were able to find you some help on that.

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93.02 - 95.483 Anne-Marie Sievertson

Oh, really? Okay.

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95.503 - 105.873 Ben Brock Johnson

Yeah, so this is from a clinical psychologist. It says that your brain often misinterprets dirty looks due to negativity bias and personalization.

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106.534 - 112.54 Unknown

Okay, you're not talking about psychological help because I know what side-eyeing is, and I'm not imagining things.

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113.802 - 122.919 Ben Palmer

If you're not familiar with Ben Palmer, you might have felt discomfort listening to that call. And then maybe it dawned on you.

122.939 - 133.819 Ben Brock Johnson

I like pretending to be things that I'm not and inserting myself in situations where I don't necessarily belong for fun and entertainment.

134.255 - 139.348 Ben Palmer

This tip line is a bit. This Ben is a comedian.

139.388 - 156.485 Ben Brock Johnson

How dare you? OK, yes, he is a real comedian. It is true. How did Ben, a kind of quiet millennial brown haired dude from Nashville, get to be a comedian? Practice. Practicing jokes, but also life experience that has informed his jokes.

156.865 - 169.801 Ben Palmer

Ben is a United States Air Force veteran. He also drove for Uber. He worked at a car emissions testing company. And his comedy often leans into the banality and the brutality of customer service.

Chapter 3: What inspired Ben Palmer to transition from stand-up comedy to viral social commentary?

199.884 - 217.165 Ben Brock Johnson

It just started with another stand-up comedian friend of mine. Ben's friend proposes that they submit lawsuits to court TV shows. You can just go to the TV show's websites and fill out a form with your case. You don't even always have to file with a real court first.

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217.448 - 223.73 Ben Palmer

Ben's friend tells him that if they're chosen, they'll get flown out to L.A. and then they can split the winnings 50-50.

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224.112 - 226.159 Ben Brock Johnson

And I'm like, all right, let's do it.

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228.383 - 239.222 Ben Palmer

So Ben and his friends come up with a fake dispute. A comedian who walked off stage because he was getting heckled and was now in breach of contract for not completing his set.

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239.563 - 247.877 Ben Brock Johnson

And we already had some show flyers, so it wasn't really hard to, you know, come up with that or, you know, lie about that.

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Promoter Ben Palmer is suing a performer for breach of contract.

251.769 - 262.845 Ben Palmer

They got picked and flown out to a Hollywood studio for the taping, where Ben told the judge that his friend, the comedian, was heckled because he wasn't very funny.

263.165 - 268.232 Ted Yoho

So you say he was laughing at his own jokes before he told. Laughing at his own jokes.

268.252 - 283.715 Unknown

That's not good. I did it once. Joining him in court is his witness and fellow comedian, Ben Palmer. I did it twice. Michael Albanese is suing Benjamin Phil Palmer for $4,000 for a refund.

Chapter 4: How did Ben Palmer's early jobs influence his comedy style?

329.287 - 350.747 Ben Brock Johnson

Yeah, I just had a bunch of weird ideas that I prepared for a long time and went up and did it, and it didn't go as great as I thought it was going to go. You don't say. It probably was a bomb, but in my head, I heard maybe one or two laughs, and they probably were awkward laughs, but that was enough for me to keep trying.

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350.963 - 353.607 Ben Palmer

Was it political in any way? What was the?

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353.888 - 356.452 Ben Brock Johnson

No, not at all. It's very weird, absurd.

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356.812 - 367.108 Ben Palmer

So Ben was doing straight up stand up, just him and a mic. And then he started experimenting with new places to try out his absurd style of comedy.

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367.589 - 387.259 Ben Brock Johnson

Like on Facebook. None of the corporations of the companies were on there. And it was just like a fun thing to do with your friends. And then the corporations went on there and it was like, oh, great. Back around 2015, corporations like Uber were making Facebook pages, but they weren't responding to comments left by customers.

387.679 - 397.272 Ben Brock Johnson

Their page was just filled with complaints and issues people were having, and nobody was responding to them. So I was like, well, I'm going to respond then. And so that's where it started.

401.572 - 412.052 Ben Palmer

At first, Ben would just use his personal Facebook account to respond to these consumer complaints. He'd sign his posts, Ben Palmer, freelance customer service representative.

412.533 - 432.616 Ben Brock Johnson

Ben started to make videos narrating his Facebook exploits. Over on Walmart's Facebook page, Gina is talking about how she went to the store in Arizona and saw several employees wearing BLM masks. She used to love shopping at Walmart, but then they started supporting BLM. She will no longer shop there.

433.157 - 437.164 Ben Palmer

Ben replied to Gina, posing as a Walmart employee.

Chapter 5: What was the reaction to Ben Palmer's immigration tip line videos?

444.206 - 469.396 Ben Brock Johnson

We hope you change your mind and shop at Walmart again. As a customer service agent on Facebook, Ben's tone always comes off as, matter of fact, dutiful. He's just getting the job done. He's walking a line where we, his audience, can see he's kidding. But the person he's trolling... often can't.

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470.017 - 487.495 Ben Palmer

At first, he was just playing this character behind a keyboard. But then he started to up the ante, doing this bit on video, where he has to keep a straight face to sell his deadpan delivery. Like in a Zoom interview for a job with a multi-level marketing company.

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488.035 - 511.114 Ben Brock Johnson

What stood out to you on the company overview? Well, I did see that on Glassdoor, you guys had half a star, and... You know, that's something that I always look at when I'm looking at prospective companies. I do have a zero star standard and you guys had half. So you definitely met my standards there as far as that goes.

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515.899 - 523.547 Ben Palmer

I can tell you my experience as a viewer, which is like, I am wanting the person to believe you for as long as possible.

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523.567 - 524.788 Ben Brock Johnson

Why do you want that?

527.251 - 541 Ben Palmer

Because... I'm trying to delay the moment of realization that something is up. I don't want the jig to be up too soon because I'm so uncomfortable when it is.

541.441 - 547.95 Ben Brock Johnson

I usually try to go as long as I can, but there gets a point where I start to get tired of the person.

Chapter 6: How does Ben Palmer maintain his deadpan delivery while trolling callers?

549.553 - 556.403 Ben Brock Johnson

Do you have a record? Yeah, I went three months with a politician who thought I was somebody I wasn't.

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557.412 - 562.399 Ben Palmer

This was Ted Yoho, a former Republican congressman from Florida.

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562.439 - 565.683 Ben Brock Johnson

He's the congressman who called AOC an F&B.

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565.723 - 579.342 Ben Palmer

That's Ben politely avoiding what Yoho really called Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in 2020, a fucking bitch. At the time, Yoho told Congress that AOC had misheard him.

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579.983 - 586.812 Ben Brock Johnson

A couple of years later, Yoho stumbled onto a website Ben's friend had made. Parlor Social was the name of it.

587.011 - 598.624 Ben Palmer

Parler is the social network that was launched as a free speech alternative to Facebook and Twitter in 2018 and is mostly associated with conservative or right-wing users.

598.79 - 620.85 Ben Brock Johnson

Parler Social was a parody of that site. And even on the website, it said, this is a joke. But he left his phone number. And so I called him. And yeah, we became like friends almost. Ben told Yoho that his name was Eric and that he worked for Parler Social. And he offered to help Yoho start a podcast.

621.391 - 634.03 Ben Palmer

Ben contacted the lawyer for Sasha Baron Cohen, the comedian who plays Borat. That lawyer provided Ben with a release form that Baron Cohen gets people to sign when he's interviewing them in character.

634.411 - 642.543 Ben Brock Johnson

In these recordings, Yoho told Ben that he had a name for the podcast that he wanted to make. God, Country, Family.

Chapter 7: What ethical considerations does Ben Palmer have regarding his comedy?

668.844 - 671.288 Ted Yoho

Maybe if there were more shooting ranges.

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671.487 - 687.165 Ben Brock Johnson

inside the schools, you know, with all that aggression, you know, you skip right past the lunchroom, you know, right to the shooting range and get some target practice in. Even if the targets were, you know, six-year-old boys and girls as the targets, you know, if that saves a life, then, hey.

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687.625 - 690.008 Ted Yoho

Well, have the parents come out with you.

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692.17 - 698.878 Ben Brock Johnson

Yoho trusted Ben. He even told Ben that he had, in fact, called AOC an effing day.

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699.061 - 722.368 Ted Yoho

A reporter heard me say something. He said, what was that about? I said, no comment. Well, you guys are in the media business, and, you know, when somebody says no comment, it's kind of off the record. You know, you don't go after that. Right. And he said, did you call her an F&B? And I said, no comment. But truth is, as I walked away by myself, I said, what an F&B.

729.419 - 747.259 Ben Brock Johnson

Yoho didn't catch on to any funny business until Ben agreed to help him record a God Family Country interview with former Republican presidential candidate and representative from Minnesota, Michelle Bachman, in person at Liberty University in Virginia.

747.425 - 753.332 Ben Palmer

Ben brought some gifts to the taping, including child-shaped Target cutouts.

753.853 - 767.73 Ben Brock Johnson

And that's when he realized, okay, yeah, this isn't right. But he had to really put it in his face. How did he react? Angrily.

768.411 - 770.614 Ben Palmer

Did you ever see the documentary Free Solo?

Chapter 8: How has Ben Palmer's view on comedy evolved over the years?

818.72 - 839.437 Ben Brock Johnson

I never thought about that. I'm not trying to embarrass people. And a lot of times I feel for the people and I have empathy for them and I'm not trying to, I don't want to be, it's hard for me to be mean to people, even if I disagree with them or they're saying something ridiculous. But yeah, like, you know, the only time my amygdala goes off is when I'm wondering if they know who I am.

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839.477 - 856.47 Ben Brock Johnson

And that's, that's where I get a little, sometimes like every time I talk to him on the phone, I go, is this the call where he's going to go, Hey, I found out who you really are, you know? And then I'm like, Oh damn it. Because that happened to me at the court shows once actually. I got all the way to the finish line.

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856.57 - 877.546 Ben Brock Johnson

I got picked up at the airport in a car and they drove me to the studio and we're going to film the next day. And right before... That happened. They picked me up. I get out of the car and the producer goes, she goes, Ben, you're a comedian and you live in Atlanta. And I was like, yeah, because at the time I told her, I told her my name was Phil.

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877.727 - 900.188 Ben Brock Johnson

I used my middle name so I could still submit my driver's license when they buy you a flight. And I wasn't lying. You can't see this, Ben, but Emery had a physical reaction to what you just described. She was trying to crawl into a hole in the studio. The amygdala is firing off. And so I felt that way. I was like, oh, no, she's about to tell me I have to go all the way back home.

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900.308 - 905.057 Ben Brock Johnson

I just flew across the country for this. And then all she said was, you better be funny.

910.218 - 923.48 Anne-Marie Sievertson

Today, Judge Alex wonders how one litigant made it this far.

924.882 - 935.5 Ben Brock Johnson

More investigating Ben's brain after a break.

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