everybody has a secret
Episodes
the bar is still officially in hell (fml)
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Oh heeeey! E-bike gate has well and truly hard-launched (IYKYK). But today, we’re talking about the bare minimum, and uncovering all the way...
morals versus heart (yeah, I'm the other woman)
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii Shooshies Today we hear from the "other woman” in a workplace cheating dynamic, yahhh we’re talking f***ing in boardrooms. And, we’ve a...
we’re in therapy over his “work crush”
09 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Helloooo huns According to The Cut, it’s crush week! So we’ve dedicated an entire episode to crashing out over a crush. First, we hear f...
sooo, my fiancé told the wedding group chat I cheated
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Omgggg helllo! Today, we welcome our gorgeous bestie, Louis Hanson, back into the vault. He’s about to kick off his one-man international tour: G...
The Confessional: A farmer broke my heart... on a reality TV show
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! Today, Annabelle speaks to Eliza, someone who’s been within the walls of reality TV herself. In fact, she came runner-up on Farmer Wants A...
I did a thing (catfished my ex)
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hi hunnies Today, we get into all of the cwaaaazy ways you’ve kept tabs on your ex. One Shooshie has taken it as far as keeping in contact throug...
situationships are holding us back… scientifically, ft Chanté Joseph
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Omggg hi! We’re so, so haaapppy to be joined today by the brilliant writer and social commentator, Chanté Joseph, everybodyyyyy! Late las...
the "wyd" text that derailed my life
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hi cutiesssss Update: next week we’ll be chatting to social commentator and writer, Chanté Joseph, about her viral Vogue article: Is having a bo...
he has no idea we're getting married, oops!
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fridaaaaay! Today, we uncover the secrets you’re keeping in your relationships. A wanna-be bride purchases her wedding dress on a whim, ...
my day with margot (fucking robbie!!!)
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii my loves Well, today we welcome Miss Tropfest back to the vault. Our very own Choo was on the judging panel last weekend at the Tropfest Fi...
The Confessional: I was paid to be his friend
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiii! Happy… last Tuesday of the month! Today, Annabelle speaks to someone – let’s call her Rachel – who was a Rent-A-Friend. Yep, that’s...
there are two types of men…
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Shooshies! First up, we unpack the viral take by content creator Amber Akilla, on Shrek being a cautionary tale – according to Choo, ther...
he wrote a breakup album about me (womp womp)
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii cuties! Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day (womp womp), so we’ve cooked up a break-up special. We hope these stories make you feel a bit bett...
don't move in and become mummy
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hellloooo! We are baaaack with a Shooshie survey, and this time, we’re discussing moving in with your partner, a big milestone that’s so exciti...
her dad's secret fetish ruined the wedding
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Shooshies Annabelle is baaack in ya ears, we missed our hunnie so much! And, to kick things off, she’s got some big news to share post her h...
The Confessional: I'm a 30-year-old widow
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! It’s the first confessional episode of 2026, and today, we are bringing you guys a really special interview with a really amazing woman –...
he got what...stuck up where?
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Haaaappy Friday! It’s a very, he-he, ha-ha kind of episode, and we’re so excited to be joined, again, by the gorgeous Miranda Davidson! ...
the multi-million dollar inheritance
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiya! We’re officially back from break, and whilst Belly is off enjoying her extended holiday, we’ll be joined by Melbourne content creato...
he ditched me for AI
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We miss ya, Shooshies – we’ll be back in your ears on Friday, January 16. But today, we’re sharing four of our juiciest cheating scandals. ...
my fiancé is texting an escort
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happppy NY! We'll be back from our two-week break on January 16, but today, we’re sharing four of our juiciest wedding secrets, because it’s al...
The Confessional: I bought my wedding dress, he sold my car as punishment...
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello hello! Today, Annabelle speaks with Nora. Nora cancelled her dream wedding before it even began, and has one of the wildest stories we’ve e...
lube up, I guess!
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happppy holidays! It’s our final episode of 2025, and we’ve got lots to unpack before our two-week summer break. We hear from a woman who lef...
the unforgivable wedding speech
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi hunnies Welllll, today we're unpacking your biggest f*** ups from 2025, don't worry, we share ours too! Strap in for work Christmas party tea ...
his nickname was 'workplace mattress'...
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiya! First up, a question for the vault: Is it inappropriate to have loud sex in your apartment building? What about if your neighbours have ...
propose or gtfo
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi hunnies We’re back with one of our favourite kinds of episodes, it’s a Shooshie survey!!! This time, we get into your proposal stories, an...
I fell in love with my boss
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii Shooshies! First up, Belly’s been gatekeeping the EHAS-coded playlist, aaaand we’re getting a photo with Santa! Then, we define the ter...
The Confessional: they invited me into their relationship
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh, hi! Welcome back to The Confessional! Today, Annabelle sits opposite a Shooshie – let’s call her Jasmine – who has a confession about her...
I hate my boyfriend's group chat
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Holllaaaa! First up, Choo’s been sent an Annabelle Lee fan edit, and we have a crucial question to ponder: are we into hands, as in, do we find the...
nobody knows I’m in a 10-year relationship
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii We’re back with a stay or go special, baby! Three very nuanced relationship dilemmas, but first, a question for the vault: would you invite...
the debaucherous wedding night
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Annabelle is on a side quest, so together, let’s all help 'Holly' find her missing journal!!! Then, we hear about a wedding cheating scandal. Imagin...
the dreaded 'hey girlie' message
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy halloweeeen! To hex or not to hex! And, we have an affair that changed one Shooshie’s life trajectory. Big thanks to Revolut for mak...
The Confessional: my dad, the criminal
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Confessional! On the last Tuesday of every month, Annabelle will be inviting a shooshie, who has a confession of their own, into the...
my co-worker’s fishy divorce
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi hi hiii Choo shares a humiliation ritual: that one time she got a massage in the south of France. Then, we hear about a verrrry abrupt divorce a...
omg a secret from a straight man
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! Today, we’re pondering first date ghosting etiquette. Then, we hear from a straight boyfriend… a man! A one-night stand has given him ...
I'm attracted to his generational wealth
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wassssup! We’re back with one of our favourite kinds of episodes: a Shooshie survey! We’ve polled you before on your sex lives and divorces…...
I slept with his two best friends
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiii! Today, we unpack the lore of situationships and how open you should be with a new partner about your sexual history. What if you’ve slept...
The Confessional: I lost my virginity to a sex worker
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the second episode of The Confessional! On the last Tuesday of every month, Annabelle will be inviting a shooshie, who has a confession ...
the footy f***wit
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hellooo! Choo has a dating update for us post her time spent abroad. And, we’re doing things a bit differently today, we're crowning the pettie...
producer rubes thinks you'll love this inherited interview
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to the Inherited interview with ex-AFL player Mitch Brown here on Spotify and here on Apple!
my secret stash of money
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well hiiii! Today, Choo is considering changing one of her online dating prompts in London. Then, we unpack the ambiguity around money and financ...
I gamified one-night stands
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiya Today, we’re coming to you live from London! And, we hear from three separate Shooshies with their juiciest London lore: a self-centred a...
I catfished my twin flame
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happppy Friday! First we learn a bit more about Charlotte, and the lore behind her nickname, Choo. Then, we hear from a Shooshie who has done the...
my siblings have no idea I exist
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Helloooo! Today, we welcome our new co-host, Charlotte White (Choo), to the vault!!! And, we’re kicking things off with a game we all know and lo...
The Confessional: an interview with a cheater
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Confessional! On the last Tuesday of every month, Annabelle will be inviting a shooshie, who has a confession of their own, into the...
should I tell his wife?
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh hiya!! The farewell tour has come to an end; it's Louis’ final episode with us in the vault, so we thought it was about time to check back i...
my boyfriend's sexting a bot
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! We’re back from break! And we have another announcement (so many announcements, but this is the last one, we promise). Then, we hear from ...
do I end her career?
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiya! The tea is piping hot today, so hot that we end up pondering the topic of revenge. But, what would you do if your work bestie was acting...
the religious awakening
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well hiiiii, First up today, we have some bittersweet news to share. Then, we hear from our secret sharer who feels unsettled after her fiancé’...
the panic proposal
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiii shooshies! We’re back in your ears on this lovely Friday. First, we’ve got a response from a member of the kink community, and then, we he...
I awoke his hidden kink
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fridaaaaay! Today’s secret sharer has just encountered the best sex of her life, unlocking something she never expected in the guy she’...
am I destroying my dating life?
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonjour! Producer Rubes is back from Euro summer, and she has a wild Parisian encounter to get off her chest. Then, we hear from our secret share...
I caught him cheating while doomscrolling
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wassup! Shameless Media’s Video Lead, Charlotte White (AKA Choo), is back on the pod to tell a funny story about her recent musical escapades. Sp...
the "nice guy"
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi hi hi! It’s another stay or go episode! Three relationship secrets, three verdicts on whether our shooshies should stay or go… And we’re j...
do I give up my sugar daddy for him?
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi hi hi! We missed you, darling shooshies!!!! We kick things off today by asking the big question: What’s the adult task you still don’t know ...
my obsessive ex is in a cult
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiii! How would you feel if your ex called you yearly like clockwork… from a “self-help retreat”? Our secret sharer has moved on, but her...
I'm wealthy and nobody knows
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiii! Today’s secret is a, uhhh, good one? Well, we’ll let you decide. Does money equal happiness? And how open would you be about your pri...
the $24K date
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Omg hiiii Today, we uncover the genesis of our shooshies relationships—the funniest, most beautiful meet-cutes. *Jenny* even paid $24K to meet ...
the bucks party betrayal
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Helllooo! What happens when you find out your partner has gone behind your back for the second time? Do you stick around? And, we discuss adult e...
the s*** that happens in small towns
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiya Today, we’re hearing the juiciest lore from the smallest of towns: horseback, cowgirls and boys and a 17-year age gap. But this dilemma...
the ethically non-monogamous marriage
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Helloooo! Today’s secret sharer is dabbling in ethical non-monogamy; her husband is fine with it, too. But what happens when you start a fling ...
he slept with his ex's mum
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Omggg hiii Uhhh, today’s secret is inexcusable. What do you do if you find out your best friend has been betrayed by her ex… and her Mum in THE...
diary of a divorce
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday!!!! We’re back with another shooshie survey – welcome to a diary of a divorce. In our latest poll, we asked you to share your divorc...
march theory madness
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiii! We were inundated with your March theory dilemmas, so we’ve dedicated an entire episode to the theory. What happens if a past love unexp...
my fiancé's best friend is my soulmate
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s another f***ing cheating scandal. We’re shook. What happens when you fall deeply in love with your fiancé’s best friend? And, it’s the e...
he wants me to go on the pill
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii! When does a kink in the bedroom go too far? What if it compromises your partner’s needs, wants and desires? And we share our live shooshie c...
the WAG confessions
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello hello! Today, we’re joined by the wonderful Dee Salmin, co-host of The Hook Up on Triple J!!! Together, we unpack three WAG confessions –...
the job he doesn't know about
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiii hunnies Today’s secret sharer is considering spilling something she’s kept hidden for years. She’s unsure whether she should tell her ne...
I read my partner’s journal
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fridaaaay! It’s a code red in the vault today. Imagine reading through your partner’s journal. Yeah imagine that, and brace yourselves. ...
my best friend's dad (the latest update)
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiii shooshies Take a deeeeep breath - we have another update from my best friend’s dad. It’s so damn hard. And we hear back from the 10-year hic...
the shooshie dating special
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy loooooove day! Love is in the air, so we’re bringing you our shooshie dating special. First dates are meant to be fun, right? Mmmm, not if ...
my girlfriend's family
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well hiii! Today’s secret sharer has uncovered her girlfriend’s family secret, and it’s eating away at her. But is it in her right to spill it...
the 10-year hiccup
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiya! Today’s secret has layers, complexities, and rules (and everyone is losing). A secret high-school romance, turned long-standing affair i...
the disastrous wedding lunch
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happpppy Friday! Well, well, we’re back in wedding season—yikes. And we all know that no wedding is complete without some drama. A self-indulge...
the very famous athlete
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiya! Today’s secret sharer is struggling to let go of an old flame (a verrrrry famous athlete) and focus on her long-term, stable, dream part...
the situationship from my gym
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Omggg hiiii HAPPY NEW YEAR SHOOSHIES! We missed youuuuu! Our break was so damn refreshing we’re bringing *new words* into 2025 (IYKYK), aaaaand ...
that's a wrap on 2024! YAOLOT!
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shooshies!!! It’s our final episode for 2024 and it’s time to reflect! From Louis joining us weekly to Producer Rubes entering the vault and to...
my husband's secret fetish
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fridaaay! Now, there’s absolutely no shame in kinks! But today’s shooshie has just found out her husband of over a decade is hiding a sec...
the DNA match
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiii shooshies! Today, we’re tracing the family tree. Yep, we’re talking DNA tests, baby. And oh my god, do we have family drama to unpack!!! ...
my best friend's dad (the update)
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Omggg heyy! We’ve got updaaaaates for you shooshies!!! FOUR very recent, very juicy updates. My best friend’s dad takes another wild turn. We ...
the threesome
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiyaaa! Today we chant, we chant our dear shooshies because we love threesomes!!! One of our gorgeous shooshies feels weird about the threesome she...
my best friend's dad
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii shooshies We're low-key freaking out in the vault today. Producer Rubes is ready to shake things up (and she’s prepared for us to go viral LO...
do we have kids to save our relationship?
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiya! We all know there are two sides to every secret, and sooo in today’s episode, we’re hearing from not one, but TWO shooshies: Joe* and M...
becoming a cheater
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fridaaaaay! Omgggg, it’s time for another survey call-out! Today we hear from the shooshie cheaters themselves. We’ve got four, very diff...
the stay or go special (take five)
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiyaaa! We’re back with another stay-or-go special baby!!! And today, we’re popping OFF. We’ve got a shady boyfriend pushing the boundaries w...
do I give up on love forever?
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fridaaaayyy, shooshies! Today, Annabelle brings an awkward Uber story from a night out into the vault and Louis sets himself a task after hea...
my old high-school teacher
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii shooshies! Louis kicks us off with a gripe. Andddd today’s secret takes a turn. It’s obviously never a good idea to cheat; buttttt it's a...
the maids of dishonour
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fridaaaaay, Annabelle is back, YIPPEE! And as we requested, she’s got some New Yawwk tea to spill, hehe. We’ve got a very special episode...
Inherited – Shameless Media's new show
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Search for 'Inherited' wherever you get your podcasts—or you can watch it on YouTube. Inherited is an interview show that explores the Relics, Reci...
the long-distance loml
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiyaaa! Annabelle is off living her best life in New Yaaaawk, so today things are a little different in the vault. Instead, we’re joined by the ...
what happened next? (friday wines edition take two)
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yippee!!! We’re back with another what happened next, friday wines edition! Andddd we thought we’d dress up for the occasion. Head to our Ins...
catching a cheater
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi hehe, Alrighty, it’s time for another survey call-out! We polled you, our cutie shooshie community, and found out alllll the atrocious ways you ...
am I the father?
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello precious shooshies, Welllll, we’re a bit lost for words. Today’s secret is giving; what are the odds!? And we’re off it. Producer Rubes...
the dm that ruined it all
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii shooshies! Oh dear, today’s secret is a bit of a sticky one. Have you ever fallen for a friend's long-term partner? Hmmmm, we’d like to hop...
did I propose to myself?
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happyyyyy Fridaaaay mi luvs! WELL, it’s official. Louis pulled his prank token on Annabelle, and today, we reflect on it all. You can watch it play...
I’ll never have sex again
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii besties, Alrighty! We’re vibing out in the vault today because we announce the stan name that you all voted for - we’re prettttyyy damn e...
my boyfriend, the misogynist
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well hiiii! Today’s a bit exciting because we are putting the vote to you, our gorgeous listeners. What do ya wanna be named? Don't miss it over ...
a baby is never a band-aid
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Omg heyyyy! Annabelle and Louis are backkk from their adventures, and it’s giving, best of all time: BOAT!!! On the other hand, today’s secret is...
is my boyfriend a stalker?
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi hi hiiii! Today’s secret is an ickkkky one. Have you ever dated someone a bit creepy? Well, this boyfriend has some explaining to do! Annabelle ...
my best friend and I share all of our money
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiya! Forget looking for a man in finance - today’s in-person secret teller, Tahlia, shares a bank account with her bestie! Louis’ very usefu...
the manipulative mum
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happppy Friday babes!!! Guess who’s backkkkk - the delightful, Eilish Gilligan! We’re so excited, because we need some of her wise, sage advice. ...