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Financial Audit

$160,000 Of Weed Debt | Financial Audit

27 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 3.475 Caleb Hammer

To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.

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3.495 - 11.083 Alexis

I got a $122,000 inheritance check. To then which we, like, blew and... A year and a half out of what?

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11.103 - 16.028 Drake

We were spending at least $1,000 a week on bud and... $1,000 a week on weed?

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16.188 - 21.173 Alexis

I thought that I had told him about everything that I, like, all of my debt. That's not my fault. He didn't remember.

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21.333 - 28.12 Caleb Hammer

Why has no one considered leaving? Has anyone considered leaving? I have in the past. So the answer is, leave her. She's a complete failure.

Chapter 2: How much debt do they have and how did it accumulate?

28.161 - 46.084 Caleb Hammer

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46.104 - 62.176 Caleb Hammer

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62.196 - 65.547 Alexis

I'm Alexis. I'm 24.

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66.349 - 68.496 Drake

I'm Drake. I'm 23. We live in San Antonio.

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69.058 - 70.302 Alexis

And this is Financial Audit.

71.935 - 83.185 Caleb Hammer

Thanks for coming up to Austin, guys. Nice to meet you. Listen, Alexis, you're right in front of me right now. Mm-hmm. So I'll start with you. What do you do in San Antonio for a living? Cheapest major city in Texas.

83.365 - 83.645 Alexis

Is it really?

83.665 - 88.75 Caleb Hammer

So income can stretch further. Well, yeah. I mean, everyone hates it. Continue. Go on. What do you— I don't know about that.

88.77 - 90.972 Alexis

I work at a smoke shop. A head shop.

Chapter 3: What are the challenges they face with their finances?

230.39 - 232.894 Caleb Hammer

Yeah. Okay. Is the whole thing under the table?

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233.335 - 234.096 Alexis

Not the whole check.

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234.577 - 239.285 Caleb Hammer

And what's this under the table? They're like, here's some cash. But they just don't want to pay the time and a half.

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239.405 - 240.928 Drake

Huh? They don't want to pay the time and a half.

241.048 - 250.083 Caleb Hammer

You said under the table. I'm quantifying what the f*** that means. Just cash. Cash. That's what I asked. And then you answered something completely different. So they just give you cash once a week?

250.324 - 257.055 Alexis

If I like work more than 40 hours, then yeah, I get whatever extra I'm supposed to get in cash.

257.356 - 258.778 Caleb Hammer

And have you brought this up?

259.568 - 259.969 Alexis

No.

Chapter 4: How do they plan to improve their financial situation?

266.56 - 271.387 Caleb Hammer

Advocate for yourself. How long has this been happening?

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273.15 - 279.321 Alexis

Since like January-ish. There's a bunch of employees that quit. It's over a couple months.

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279.421 - 294.523 Caleb Hammer

Okay, very good. I don't give a shit about what you're going to say. I'm talking to her. Sorry, I'm just, I'm not trying to come out of the gate as a dick. You just keep jumping in, man. It's like, dude, I'm trying to talk to your woman right now. Listen, I mean, the dude, his fear, like his biggest fear in the world is being cucked.

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294.943 - 300.049 Caleb Hammer

Like before I even met him, he was just blabbing around the office. I hope no one here steals my girl today.

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300.069 - 302.492 Drake

Okay, no, I just know y'all are a bunch of gooners.

303.133 - 309.741 Caleb Hammer

Bunch of gooners, but we don't just women, one, without their consent. Two, taking them from men.

311.037 - 316.865 Drake

I've heard Brandon's comment where if it's not married, you know, that's what he said.

316.885 - 317.707 Caleb Hammer

So you guys are not married?

317.947 - 319.489 Drake

Not yet. We are engaged.

Chapter 5: What is the Hammer Financial Score and how can it help me?

2941.277 - 2957.712 Caleb Hammer

See where you stand in the world of finances. Get your Hammer Financial score for free at calebhammer.com. It's pretty awesome. Thousands of you take it literally daily. It's kind of awesome. And also tens of thousands of you have downloaded and are members of the Dollar Wise budgeting app if you don't want to be like a guest who ends up on this show.

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2958.152 - 2960.174 Caleb Hammer

So make sure you download that, test it out, see if you like it.

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Chapter 6: How can I effectively budget and meal plan?

2960.234 - 2981.633 Caleb Hammer

And when you do, like most people do, you should sign up for the annual version because it saves you $50. And you get my signed 30-day budget meal plan right here. This one I already signed. This one's for you guys. It is detailed, your 30-day meal plan, drinks, snacks, food, all the goodies right in here. It's awesome. I'll mail that to you after I sign it.

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2981.954 - 2993.344 Caleb Hammer

Then you no longer have an excuse for not being able to meal plan, budget your meals, everything like that. Even count calories, okay? So that's it. Let's get into these cards. What's happening here? Okay, very good.

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Chapter 7: What are the consequences of late payments and collections?

2993.404 - 2998.724 Caleb Hammer

Why the f***? Are we behind on making the Capital One Quicksilver payment?

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2998.744 - 3001.448 Drake

That would be her account. What is wrong with you, woman?

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3001.688 - 3020.411 Alexis

I thought I would pay it off and use it for groceries. You thought you would? Yeah. That didn't... Why didn't it? Self-reflect! It's, I would use the money and then something else would come up and then I would never like go back to paying it off.

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Chapter 8: How can I improve my financial situation and avoid debt?

3021.093 - 3026.228 Caleb Hammer

It was just like- Why? I'm trying to get self reflection.

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3027.862 - 3038.158 Alexis

In my brain, if I pay it off, like, I make, like, $200, $300, $400 a week. Paying it off would take my entire paycheck, and then I wouldn't have money for, like, anything else.

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3038.198 - 3039.7 Drake

They have monthly payment plans.

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3040.08 - 3047.372 Caleb Hammer

Why not make the minimum of $65? It's supposed to come out.

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3047.432 - 3050.957 Alexis

It just comes out at the wrong times. No, no.

3051.177 - 3054.983 Caleb Hammer

The auto pay does not come out after the payment is due. No.

3056.701 - 3060.676 Alexis

Yes. I never have money in my account whenever it needs.

3060.716 - 3086.278 Caleb Hammer

That's it. It bounces. It gets sent back. Yes. This takes two years to pay off. The limit is $300, but you owe $422.62. But you owe $300. What the f*** are you doing? Yeah. The fact that there's even transactions blows my mind. I don't know how that even happened. No, that must have been. No, no, no. That was a return payment. Must have been. And then a late fee on top of that.

3086.478 - 3087.94 Alexis

Yeah. Yeah.

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