The Most Ghetto Couple In Financial Audit History
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This is literal, actual domestic that you're in.
He said he
regrets meeting me.
I do. I mean, after all this shit, her cheating on me first, her stabbing me. This is not something to joke around
with. This is not funny. She's laughing about
it. She doesn't care. No,
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Hi, I'm Mercedes. I'm 19 years old.
Hello, my name is Jay. I'm 20 years old and we are from Lexington, Kentucky.
And this is Financial Audit.
Thanks for coming down to Austin, guys. I really thought Jay would be younger. Bro looks like... You look 20, maybe younger. You look... How old is she? 32 or something. You're kidding. I'm unfortunately not. Mercedes, what do you do for a living in Lexington at 19? I wouldn't expect very much, I'll be honest.
Well, I'm a stay-at-home mother.
You guys have kids already? I mean... Yeah, one. I mean, before, I guess back in the day, that would have been more normal. It's a little less common for sure today. Fuck, how old's the kid? Nine months. Okay, this is new. This is fresh. Are you guys married?
We are.
Jeez,
how long have you guys been
married? Unfortunately, great.
Yeah, that's what
I want to hear. Parents of nine months old. That's wonderful.
That's fantastic. Well, we've
definitely got some problems. Yeah, I mean... That's why you're here. What is, how long have you guys been married? Not even a year. Yeah, not
even a year. It
immediately got into the kid? Was that the intent? The kid
was before the marriage.
Yeah. Nine months old, that doesn't make any sense. Oh, it was born nine months
ago. Okay, so
you got knocked up, which means you had to get married. Is that what you thought?
I mean, her family definitely pressured me into it. Pressured you? Her family? Yes, yes, her family's religious. Okay, but you already got the baby in. Yeah, so they didn't want to... It's not like the marriage changes that. Well, I guess she kind of thought that the marriage would fix our relationship. How
would that fix... How would a piece of paper being signed fix a relationship?
Young, dumb, broke.
You're 19, you're broke. You're on financial audit. Exactly. And trust me, you're dumb, I assume.
Yes, very.
I mean, okay.
I don't know. I thought it would fix something. I thought it would keep him loyal. Clearly not.
It didn't fix the baby weight. What do you do for a living? I'm an electrician apprentice. Okay, apprentice. Apprentice, yes, apprentice. What are you making? 18 an hour. Okay,
fine. In Lexington, you know, it's probably on that lower cost of living. I
will accept this. Not fine. I wouldn't call it fine. We definitely struggle.
Well, yeah, but I mean, buddy, at 20, I'm glad you're making 18, not 12.
Right.
So how many hours a week are you getting? 40. Okay. So what's coming in per paycheck? What is that per paycheck cycle?
Every week, I'm getting anywhere between 550 and 600.
We'll do, yeah, we'll do 575 then. That's weekly? Weekly. Okay, times 52 divided by 12. When does electrician or parents become electrician?
I'm planning to start school here soon. I just filled out my FAFSA.
Why school? Wait, what school?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the episode’s premise and who are the guests introduced at the start?
0:00–5:54
2
How do the guests describe their marriage, the baby, and the stabbing incident?
5:54–42:54
3
What hidden Snapchat files are being examined and why are they important?
42:54–48:32
4
How do the revealed videos and photos illustrate the pattern of domestic abuse?
48:32–55:35
5
What financial obligations (car, bills, loans) are causing stress in the relationship?
55:35–1:06:25
6
What steps are suggested for separating and rebuilding a healthier life?
1:06:25–1:30:13