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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

The Knicks & Taylor Swift

15 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What happened during David's joke bombing at The Improv?

0.031 - 5.037 David Spade

Rob Reiner's son. Terrible topic. A terrible already.

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5.117 - 10.243 Dana Carvey

If you can land this, I'm going to send you $100. Don't worry, it was a total wipeout.

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10.263 - 21.276 David Spade

Well, first of all, you're in a deficit, but go ahead. Taylor Swift, where are they going? You know what I mean? She's not walking. I'm going, taxi! That'd be funny. Taylor Swift, taxi! Hey guys, quit screaming.

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21.356 - 24.299

Taxi! I, I want a taxi.

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Chapter 2: How does Taylor Swift relate to the Knicks' recent games?

24.62 - 26.001 Dana Carvey

Did I sound like Taylor Swift at all?

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26.922 - 28.384

Sort of. Sort of.

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28.6 - 38.728 David Spade

I went to school with you. And I go, oh, cool, cool. Where'd you go, to Saguaro? She goes, yeah. And she goes, the other girl, he looks young. He is not young at all. And I go, oh.

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39.502 - 69.243 David Spade

didn't know how to react she goes but you do look young so she sucked me in again she goes but he's a lot older than you think and i go get fucked how about just ring it up enough google we're releasing male mosquitoes to reduce the population hundreds of thousands of them we're google you know make a are you tired of pregnant mosquitoes introducing We cut their mosquito nuts off.

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69.544 - 75.098 Dana Carvey

Yeah. Good luck making a batch of mosquito kids. Those days are over.

Chapter 3: What insights are shared about the LA Mayoral race?

75.439 - 77.625

We got you neutered, mosquitoes.

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79.31 - 87.404 David Spade

Ready? One, two, three. Welcome to the show. Dan Blarney. I've got David Spoodler are here.

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87.925 - 90.81 Dana Carvey

And for Dana Spade.

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91.171 - 108.747 David Spade

Questions about my hair I'll take first. I just did this thing that Heather said, if your hair is ever super greasy and you haven't washed it in four days, spray dry shampoo. So, right? So, I do it. But look, it's gray. See that? I kind of like it. See that streak in there?

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Chapter 4: What are the latest stories buzzing around in pop culture?

109.468 - 125.253 David Spade

Oh, I've been watching. I've been watching that. There's no chance. Not me. I just do it. I just spray it and I ran down here. Dana and I spend, we only spend, no joke, probably an hour and a half getting ready for this show.

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125.613 - 134.786 Dana Carvey

It's amazing. I guess the listeners could know that after this particular podcast, I'm going to get in the car and drive for six hours on interstates.

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135.607 - 137.049 David Spade

I know, you're a stud for doing this.

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137.249 - 155.183 Dana Carvey

Well, yeah, but it is sort of an interesting one because, you know, I don't know about you. I don't know what your packing situation is, but- I'm dysfunctional. I really, if I have a car, this is a drive. If it's a, if it's a, you know, luggage flight, uh,

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Chapter 5: How do the Knicks perform in the NBA Finals?

155.399 - 163.97 Dana Carvey

And I start putting shit in there that's like one in a million I'm ever going to need it. Like, well, what if I want a second sport coat? Am I going to wear it for the gig we're doing?

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163.99 - 165.833 David Spade

What if I go parachuting?

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166.293 - 190.25 Dana Carvey

What if I need a second long sleeve? Should I hike with these shoes? And these shoes could be good on stage, but also these, because I have a car where I can throw the seat down. So I have stuff I could survive for six months with what I've packed. Yeah. For one gig, basically. Is it for our gig? Yeah, but then I'm around town. I'm seeing a doctor just for a checkup.

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190.29 - 195.98 Dana Carvey

And I'm going to be visiting my mother-in-law. You just go, well, throw it in.

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Chapter 6: What are the implications of betting on sports in the digital age?

196.301 - 203.203 David Spade

I'll just throw it in. What if, what if I need my, uh, snake bite socks where the snakes don't bite me when I hike?

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203.904 - 216.64 Dana Carvey

And what if, what if I need a backup toothbrush? I mean, what if that toothbrush disappears? So it's a very crazy thing I have going on, but you're pretty, you're pretty together.

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216.72 - 228.361 David Spade

I think if I had to say, yeah, I'm pretty streamlined at packing now, but you gotta have some backups. Uh, I will tell you, I went to the improv last night, and we're going to break this down of why this didn't work. I love doing this.

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228.601 - 243.757 Dana Carvey

I'll tell you, inside baseball for the audience, it is so much fun to work on someone else's bit, and it's horrifying to work on your own bit. It's very frustrating. So what was, you go to the improv, here's your joke, didn't work, let's hear it.

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244.538 - 255.657 David Spade

Okay, so I go to the improv, and on the way, I hear on the news. And by the way, the first problem, touchy subject. So we're already at a deficit.

Chapter 7: How does the release of male mosquitoes aim to control their population?

256.038 - 256.298 Dana Carvey

Right.

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256.398 - 260.702 David Spade

Depends on the crowd. Second problem, undercooked. Right. And the crowd sometimes likes this.

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260.923 - 266.148 Dana Carvey

But you're thinking of it by hearing it on the radio going right to the, so you're just doing it spontaneous.

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266.168 - 287.746 David Spade

I'm one minute away from the improv and I go, okay, got it. And I say, I should say something about this. So it's not quite formulated. And that is the architecture is so important. It seems like nothing, but how you set it up, how you pay it off. Do they have all the information, the minimal amount, but all the information. so they will understand what you say next. That's exactly right.

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287.766 - 288.947 David Spade

And it was not really any of that.

Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the intersection of sports and celebrity culture?

288.967 - 291.71 David Spade

So I said, hey guys. Okay, hey guys is good.

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291.95 - 294.933 Dana Carvey

Hey guys, already they're your friend.

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294.993 - 306.785 David Spade

It was too up early because I tried to remember it. I'm like, I got to say something. So I do one or two settling bits and they're a pretty good crowd. Melissa Villasenor was before me, who you like. She's very good.

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307.186 - 308.907 Dana Carvey

Great, great, great talent.

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308.927 - 328.794 David Spade

Super nice person. Yeah, very talented. Very nice. And she has a little bit of this touch streak too. Uh, she, she gets off and does a great job. And then I go, Oh, blah, blah. And, and then I say, Oh, so I just heard that Nick Reiner doing Nick Reiner is do I silence?

328.814 - 331.037 Dana Carvey

Oh no. You did the audience that goes silence.

331.557 - 339.088 David Spade

Kind of, because then I hear some guy go, yeah. And I go, Rob Reiner's son. Terrible topic. A terrible already.

339.108 - 346.518 Dana Carvey

If you can land this, I'm going to send you $100. Don't worry, it was a total wipeout. Well, first of all, you're in a deficit, but go ahead.

346.658 - 372.88 David Spade

I told you, I don't know. And then I'm realizing, this is so morbid already. And I go, well, there was a situation. I said, anyway, the news was today that Rob Reiner's son, Nick, who is in jail... is suing the estate of Rob Reiner because he's not getting his millions of dollars in the will. And I'm like, what a bummer. The one guy that could give you the money and you kill him.

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