Football Ramble
Episodes
My Biddy Aunt: Managers
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Just as it looked like all hope was lost, the Ehantharajah Empire is here to rescue us! That's right, Vish is back and ready to rip the belt from the ...
The Preview Show: Disgracing Her Majesty’s Terminal
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Things are finally starting to look good for Manchester United ahead of their big game against Arsenal this weekend. A convincing win against their ci...
Chippy Slot
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vish is on the pod, Vish is on the pod! Manchester United win the derby and suddenly Vish swans back in like he’s never been away. Today, he’...
The Chelsea scrapheap
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Was Marcus Speller right all along? Is the Manchester City empire really crumbling? Jim and David join Marcus to review a torrid night in Europe for P...
Mailbag: Twit tw-who should Crystal Palace appoint next?
20 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Oliver Glasner has set fire to his own ship at Crystal Palace, so imagine this - which old reliable strigiform is ready to swoop from the skies and ex...
The Manchester United way
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ole Gunnar Solskjær’s suckle on the teat was too hard, Ruben Amorim’s too soft, but Michael Carrick’s is just right. That, ladies and gentlemen...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Manchester derby XI's, Championship managers, and Premier League loyalists
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
After weeks of negotiation, the Luke Nation has agreed to step away from Jack’s Encyclopaedia (for now)...But he is in attendance as the greatest ga...
The Preview Show: A bottle of aftershock
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Manchester derby this weekend, so how are both sides preparing? Man United have brought back Michael Carrick for another suckle on Sir Alex's...
Ramble Reacts: Carabao chaos at Stamford Bridge
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Arsenal have the advantage after the League Cup semi-final first leg. Marcus and David were treated to five goals in a slightly confusing night at Sta...
I only cheat myself
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Antoine Semenyo is not only scoring goals but he’s currently top of the English football vibes table. However, Marcus, Luke and Pete are, controvers...
Mailbag: What makes a big club?
13 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke and Jim round off a barnstorming FA Cup weekend by reminding everyone what the magic of the cup is really about: not getting slapped 10-1...
Dawson's Peak
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What a weekend! Macclesfield climbed to the peak of Mount Everest to pull off the greatest FA Cup upset of all time. Today, Marcus, Luke and Jim are h...
My Biddy Aunt: FA Cup Icons
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Luke makes his return to the My Biddy Aunt arena for the first time in 2026, but can the Marcus Mount cause a new year upset? On FA Cup weekend, anyth...
The Preview Show: No Sleep Till Lisbon
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The FA Cup third round is typically Luke Moore’s favourite weekend of the year. It’s just a shame for him that Portsmouth have to play Arsenal, re...
Introducing: The Thing About Arsenal
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Calling all Gooners! 'The Thing About Arsenal' is the brand new Arsenal podcast that does things differently, featuring our very own Jim Campbell!Thin...
28 Petes Later
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Donny is in charge on today’s Ramble and he’s plotting some new surgery to extend his collarbones. He might also add in a few extra ribs while he'...
Please Sir Alex, can I have some milk?
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Darren Fletcher, the new Manchester United interim manager, is the latest former player to suckle on the teat of Sir Alex Ferguson. There's nothing li...
Mailbag: Has Ruben Amorim ruined his reputation?
06 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Ruben Amorim era is officially over at Manchester United – what's next? Marcus, Luke and Jim shake their heads at the league's most chaotic club...
Out in 2026: The curse of the Ramble
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We know what you’re thinking, 'the curse of the Ramble and all that', but it’s a new year and that means fresh beginnings. Ladies and gentlemen, R...
My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone bangs about new beginnings when the new year rolls around *cough*Jake Humphrey*cough*, but at Ramble HQ, we actually mean it. David Cartlidge...
The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Enzo Maresca is set to embark on a new career as a novelist. Will his first book be a tragedy by any chance?Today, Pete, who is still covered in Chris...
Best of Ramble Uncut 2025
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy new year Ramblers! Whether you're nursing a hangover like Pete or nursing a sugar crash like Marcus, we've got the tonic for you today with some...
Arsenal get their steam back
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In case you weren't aware, Arsenal won quite convincingly against Aston Villa on Tuesday night. On Monday, Luke suggested they were running out of ste...
Mailbag: How much trouble are West Ham really in?
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Look away now, West Ham fans - we’ve got to have a chat about how poor they’ve been this season, with the real threat of relegation looming over t...
Live from the Christmas Perineum
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke and Pete slide gently into the Christmas perineum, with a barn-burning round of Barclays representing the nuts and Speller’s game of En...
Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 2
27 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with another sack full of clips highlighting the very best moments from the second half of 2025. We've got everything from the Lambton Worm...
Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 1
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fear not, the Ramble is here to fill the Premier League-shaped hole in your Boxing Day!Across two parts, Marcus shares our very favourite moments of t...
My Biddy Aunt: Christmas Special!
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas Ramblers! As you enjoy a glass of eggnog on this fine day, remember, it's your Christmas too. So move away from the turkey, step back ...
The Preview Show: Absolute Lims
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke and Jim bring you good Ramblings on Christmas Eve! They discuss Arsenal's confidence and bank account-boosting win against Crystal Palace...
Mailbag: Are Wolves the worst team in Premier League history?
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's probably fair to say at this point that Wolverhampton Wanderers are as dead as a dodo. Two points from 17 games and staring relegation right down...
Play that ukulele
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Big Mama Premier League gifted us a barn-burning weekend right on the eve of Christmas. Gosh, we must have been good this year.Today, Marcus, David an...
My Biddy Aunt: Footballers turned broadcasters
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to the assistance of multiple NGOs, Luke has agreed to temporarily withdraw his troops from the My Biddy Aunt battleground. That allows the Kin...
The Preview Show: Can you sniff it?
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How can Everton use glue to beat Arsenal? What did Wayne Rooney send Duncan Ferguson in prison? Have FIFA really started deciding the result of games ...
Control your own X (formerly known as Twitter)
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Pete had to be kept apart after Newcastle and Fulham did battle last night. Today, they were joined by Jim to unpack another night of sweet...
Pete’s cheesy knees
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re into the business end of the Carabao! Although there wasn’t an upset last night, Marcus, Pete and Luke give Cardiff their dues for a spirite...
Mailbag: What is going on with ticket prices for the World Cup?
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's going to cost a lot of money to go to this summer's World Cup. So what will happen to the atmosphere at games? And just how many people on X are ...
Mackem Mayhem
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What’s more bleak? Newcastle’s derby day performance or the thought of Pete Donaldson spending his Sunday afternoon in an indie club?Today, Pete l...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Mo Salah's favourite teammates, a Newcastle vs Sunderland throwback, and Andy Brassell's Instagram
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After weeks of feverish anticipation, Jack's Encyclopaedia returns! And there are a couple of absolute s**t-offs in this one...Pete of Donaco adjudica...
The Preview Show: Beauty and the Pete
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s got a new haircare routine! It’s got him in the mood to gorge on some festive Europa League action. Today, he's joined by Marcus and Luke f...
Souness gets the hump
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A big night in the Champions League, but an even bigger night for the Official Martin Keown Fan Club here at the Football Ramble. Seriously though, it...
So, it’s all Marc Cucurella’s fault?
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Mo Salah drama rumbles on after Liverpool win in Milan with the Egyptian King™ stuck in the gym at home. But why is Marc Cucurella really t...
Mailbag: Should clubs refund fans after thrashings?
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We all know that feeling. Standing there in the pouring rain, watching your team get absolutely battered and thinking to yourself, "what a massive was...
Brookside: The Reunion
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest edition of the Liverpool soap opera: Leeds grab a late equaliser and Mo Salah gives an explosive interview.Today, Marcus, Jim ...
2026 World Cup Draw Reaction!
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Jim watched the full World Cup draw so that you didn't have to... and reacted to it all live on YouTube! Join us for our takes on England's...
My Biddy Aunt: Legendary left-backs
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The World Cup draw is just a few hours away, but we couldn't leave you without a bit of Biddy Biddy to settle the nerves ahead of a night of chaos.In ...
The Preview Show: How Sir Jim Saved Christmas
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stay away Krampus, Sir Jim Ratcliffe is allowing Man United to have a Christmas party! Until they lose 1-0 away to Wolves on Monday night anyway…Tod...
Beware of the Boglin
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Delightful Daniel Farke steered Leeds to a big win last night.Today, Marcus, Jim and Pete wonder if he can be the man to keep them in the Premier Leag...
Pep’s Entertainers
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who would have predicted that late-stage Guardiola would have traces of Kevin Keegan? Today, Marcus, Jim and Pete are on hand to enjoy the nine-goal t...
Mailbag: Are Liverpool about to move on from Mo Salah?
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool got three valuable points at West Ham without Mo Salah in the XI. Arne Slot made the big call, but what does it say about Salah's future in ...
We’ve got our Barclays back
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stamford Bridge has been reduced to ashes after Chelsea and Arsenal played out a good old-fashioned barn burner in the Premier League.Marcus, Luke and...
My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Hard Men
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For all the tax-avoiding, non-dom citizens of Donaco out there – this one's for you.Marcus officiates completely even-handedly as Luke faces the mos...
The Preview Show: Nottingham Forest’s fortifications
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Show some f***ing respect. Today, Marcus, Luke and Pete explain why they expected more from Swiss football fans after the lovely Donyell Malen was tar...
Jürgen? Fancy it?
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Jim and Pete dust themselves down after a proper European goal fest, as Liverpool continue to suffer their worst run of form since the mid-195...
STEVE-O, STEVE-O, STEVE-O
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Estêvão - or "Steve" as Marcus likes to call him - put in a coming-of-age performance against Barcelona.Today, Spellz is joined by Jim and David to ...
Donaldson & Fang
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
At home against 10 men after two of the opposition players had a dust-up, you probably should be winning that one.Manchester United are back in their ...
Geller’s New Spoon
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a bad weekend for Liverpool and Tottenham in the Premier League. Is it time that they call Uri Geller? He'll surely sort it out.Today, Marcus, ...
My Biddy Aunt: North London Derby Legends
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a barn burning round of Jack's Encyclopaedia last week, it's My Biddy Aunt's turn to step up and provide the goods.Marcus has a chance to unify ...
The Preview Show: Spelgium
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Where's all the international football gone? Today, Marcus, Luke and Pete are forced to preview the North London derby. How dare UEFA do this to us!El...
Ramble Uncut: Who stole Napoleon's todger?
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of Ramble Uncut, Marcus, Jim and Pete reminisce about their favourite detective dramas, their least favourite football movies and wond...
The Scotland way
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Three world-class goals and a heroic victory to reach the World Cup. It’s classic Scotland, right? Maybe not, but today Marcus, Jim and Pete are her...
Mailbag: What is England's best XI?
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In just seven months time we'll all be sat down, pint in hand, flare up bum, watching England kick their first ball at the 2026 World Cup. But which o...
You miss the Premier League, do you?
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stop moaning about the international break. We never want to hear it again.Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to unpick a barn-burning weekend which saw la...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: The Ashes Decider
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, here we are ladies and gents. After Vish ripped the Jack's Encyclopaedia belt from big Lukey Moore's waist last week, can Marcus and Jim save th...
The Preview Show: He’s our bad guy now
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas Tuchel inspired England to sing both on and off the pitch last night. Today, Marcus, Vish, Jim and Pete share their thoughts on England’s 2-0...
We’ve got our islands back
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
England host Serbia tonight to kick off the international break. And it's a GUARANTEED barn-burner, isn't it?With a royal vacancy now open, Luke and V...
I’m just a Saudi guy
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another international break... Thank God, we were almost starting to enjoy the Premier League.Don't worry ...
Mailbag: Has Pep Guardiola been good for English football?
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After his 1000th game in club management (still 86 behind Brucey, mind), Pep Guardiola has achieved pretty much everything it's possible to achieve in...
Fizzer me Timbers
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a weekend! Marcus, Jim and Luke are here to dissect the weekend's key learnings: don’t underestimate Man City and Jérémy Doku has gold pants....
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League debutants, the worst Premier League teams & headers
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's reign of terror has fed the appetite of the Luke Nation's supporters for far too long. Can Marcus and Vish finally rip the belt from his midrif...
The Preview Show: It’s happening again
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Four games in and Sean Dyche's Nottingham Forest are already struggling to score goals. We've been here before...Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim and Vish get...
Speller's stinky bangers
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tragically, this week's Champions League action has eclipsed the dangers of unpasteurised milk. Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to set that right.Elsew...
Can I play for you every week?
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool had the last laugh after the “rat” returned to Anfield last night. Marcus, Jim and Vish wonder why some Liverpool players save their bes...
Mailbag: Are Arsenal officially the title favourites?
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's only November and Arsenal are already six points clear of the trailing pack. Is it too early to say they're on the verge?Marcus, Luke & Pete ...
Leaving on Sunday Morning
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick question, did anyone see Vítor Pereira in M&M World this weekend? Marcus, Luke and Pete are wondering how he spent his time between Saturda...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Martin O'Neill's clubs, Brendan Rodgers & Italian goalscorers
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with another game of Jack's Encyclopaedia! Luke is putting the belt on the line once again, but can Marcus or Vish end his reign of terror?...
The Preview Show: Daniel Farke delight
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens if Man United actually win five games in a row? All we know is that bloke will get a haircut and we would never again let Vish ...
Raw Carabao
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enzo Maresca said Chelsea need to “grow up” after they got another red card last night. I am afraid to say we don't agree Enzo...Today, Pete, Luke...
The doctor will see you now
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's good for Marcus Speller isn't necessarily what's good for the Ramble after Fulham spoiled everyone's fun by beating Wycombe on penalties last n...
Mailbag: Are Man United on the verge?
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That's the question on everyone's lips right now. After three wins on the bounce in the Premier League, is Sir Jim Ratcliffe already drawing up plans ...
Greyfriars Brobbey
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hubble bubble, Donny’s causing trouble. Pete appears to have placed a curse on Virgil van Dijk. Today, he warns Jim that David Raya could be next.Ma...
My Biddy Aunt: Goal of the season winners
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a heavyweight battle for you today in the MBA Arena as the absolute monarchy of the Luke Nation faces off against Clan Campbell.The belt (or...
The Preview Show: All you need is smut
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does Sean Dyche like an emoji? Is it acceptable to lose to a side from Cyprus? Can you blame the wind for Emi Buendia's penalty? Are Hearts on the ver...
The Mainhatten Project
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete takes a break from doing his taxes to sit in Marcus’ chair today. He, Luke and Jim were spoilt rotten by the Champions League last night. Let’...
Rodri Trotter
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did denying Atletico access to hot water help Arsenal win at the Emirates last night? While Marcus, Jim and Vish ponder that, they are certain that Ar...
Mailbag: Was Ange Postecoglou the worst Premier League appointment of all time?
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, that didn't last long did it? Evangelos Marinakis took just 39 days to throw his new toy out of the bath as it looks like Ange Postecoglou has m...
Virgil van Vindicated
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Feed the Isak and he will score. It’s just a shame his favourite food supplier is still in Newcastle. Today, Marcus, Luke and Pete wonder whether Li...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Super subs, Brazilians, and Alan Pardew loyalists
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a controversial last outing in the Jack's Encyclopaedia arena, Luke fronts up to the public outrage over his 'Bueno' answer and takes on Marcus ...
The Preview Show: Soccer boot cleats shoe influencer
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League is back! Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to give it the respectful welcome the league deserves.They try to figure out if Jack Wilshe...
Ramble Uncut: Mickey, please go away
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The sad tale of Roy Hodgson’s England departure balanced by the joyous normality of Wayne Rooney dressing up as Freddie Mercury for his 40th. An epi...
Get that meat inside you
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eeeeeaaaasssayyyy! Tommy Tuchs and his merry men have qualified for the World Cup – and they're the first country in Europe to do it. Have some of t...
Mailbag: Can Bellingham, Palmer & Foden play together?
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
England had a lovely old time against Wales on Thursday. And they weren't half bad against Serbia in the game before that either! The catch? Jude Bell...
A special way of Rambling
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Before England head on their big stag do in Riga, there was the small matter of Scotland grinding out a glorious win over Belarus. So glorious that it...
My Biddy Aunt: Midfield Classics
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE HAVE A NEW CHALLENGER! Pete Donaldson, you have been called to the quizzing colosseum. Your opponent today, The unDemocratic Republic of the Luke N...
The Preview Show: Kylian MUMbappé
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas Tuchel wasn’t happy with the atmosphere at Wembley. What’s the England band ever done to you, Thomas? Paper aeroplanes aside, Pete, Luke an...
An asexual camp
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's an all-British affair tonight as England take on Craig Bellamy's Wales at Wembley Stadium. Where's Marcus Speller when you need him?Luke and Jim ...
Mouseball
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
UEFA have given permission for games in La Liga and Serie A to be played abroad, BUT don’t worry, this does not set a precedent.Today, Luke, Vish an...
Mailbag: Are the Premier League's 'best of the rest' better than ever?
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lars is on the pod! Our Norweigan uncle Lars Sivertsen has Crossed The Continent™ and is back on the Ramble as he joins Marcus and Jim to answer all...
More Chelsea Dagger
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a great weekend for Chelsea. They beat Liverpool and didn’t even have a single player sent off! Although Marcus and Jim aren't happy that Enz...
My Biddy Aunt: Last-minute legends
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with another round of My Biddy Aunt! This week Jim takes on the nemesis of football quizzing Vithushan Ehantharajah in search of a first wi...
The Preview Show: Flintstones cops
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nottingham Forest fans and Ange Postecoglou are just some of the people we currently feel sorry for. Unfortunately, for Evangelos Marinakis he's not o...