2026 World Cup Draw Reaction!
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Jim watched the full World Cup draw so that you didn't have to... and reacted to it all l...
My Biddy Aunt: Legendary left-backs
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The World Cup draw is just a few hours away, but we couldn't leave you without a bit of Biddy Biddy ...
The Preview Show: How Sir Jim Saved Christmas
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stay away Krampus, Sir Jim Ratcliffe is allowing Man United to have a Christmas party! Until they lo...
Beware of the Boglin
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Delightful Daniel Farke steered Leeds to a big win last night.Today, Marcus, Jim and Pete wonder if ...
Pep’s Entertainers
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who would have predicted that late-stage Guardiola would have traces of Kevin Keegan? Today, Marcus,...
Mailbag: Are Liverpool about to move on from Mo Salah?
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool got three valuable points at West Ham without Mo Salah in the XI. Arne Slot made the big c...
We’ve got our Barclays back
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stamford Bridge has been reduced to ashes after Chelsea and Arsenal played out a good old-fashioned ...
My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Hard Men
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For all the tax-avoiding, non-dom citizens of Donaco out there – this one's for you.Marcus officia...
The Preview Show: Nottingham Forest’s fortifications
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Show some f***ing respect. Today, Marcus, Luke and Pete explain why they expected more from Swiss fo...
Jürgen? Fancy it?
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Jim and Pete dust themselves down after a proper European goal fest, as Liverpool continue t...
STEVE-O, STEVE-O, STEVE-O
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Estêvão - or "Steve" as Marcus likes to call him - put in a coming-of-age performance against Barc...
Donaldson & Fang
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
At home against 10 men after two of the opposition players had a dust-up, you probably should be win...
Geller’s New Spoon
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a bad weekend for Liverpool and Tottenham in the Premier League. Is it time that they call Ur...
My Biddy Aunt: North London Derby Legends
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a barn burning round of Jack's Encyclopaedia last week, it's My Biddy Aunt's turn to step up a...
The Preview Show: Spelgium
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Where's all the international football gone? Today, Marcus, Luke and Pete are forced to preview the ...
Ramble Uncut: Who stole Napoleon's todger?
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of Ramble Uncut, Marcus, Jim and Pete reminisce about their favourite detective dram...
The Scotland way
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Three world-class goals and a heroic victory to reach the World Cup. It’s classic Scotland, right?...
Mailbag: What is England's best XI?
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In just seven months time we'll all be sat down, pint in hand, flare up bum, watching England kick t...
You miss the Premier League, do you?
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stop moaning about the international break. We never want to hear it again.Marcus, Luke and Jim are ...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: The Ashes Decider
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, here we are ladies and gents. After Vish ripped the Jack's Encyclopaedia belt from big Lukey M...
The Preview Show: He’s our bad guy now
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas Tuchel inspired England to sing both on and off the pitch last night. Today, Marcus, Vish, Ji...
We’ve got our islands back
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
England host Serbia tonight to kick off the international break. And it's a GUARANTEED barn-burner, ...
I’m just a Saudi guy
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another international break... Thank God, we were almost starting ...
Mailbag: Has Pep Guardiola been good for English football?
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After his 1000th game in club management (still 86 behind Brucey, mind), Pep Guardiola has achieved ...
Fizzer me Timbers
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a weekend! Marcus, Jim and Luke are here to dissect the weekend's key learnings: don’t undere...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League debutants, the worst Premier League teams & headers
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's reign of terror has fed the appetite of the Luke Nation's supporters for far too long. Can Ma...
The Preview Show: It’s happening again
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Four games in and Sean Dyche's Nottingham Forest are already struggling to score goals. We've been h...
Speller's stinky bangers
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tragically, this week's Champions League action has eclipsed the dangers of unpasteurised milk. Marc...
Can I play for you every week?
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool had the last laugh after the “rat” returned to Anfield last night. Marcus, Jim and Vis...
Mailbag: Are Arsenal officially the title favourites?
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's only November and Arsenal are already six points clear of the trailing pack. Is it too early to...
Leaving on Sunday Morning
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick question, did anyone see Vítor Pereira in M&M World this weekend? Marcus, Luke and Pete a...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Martin O'Neill's clubs, Brendan Rodgers & Italian goalscorers
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with another game of Jack's Encyclopaedia! Luke is putting the belt on the line once agai...
The Preview Show: Daniel Farke delight
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens if Man United actually win five games in a row? All we know is that bloke will get a ha...
Raw Carabao
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enzo Maresca said Chelsea need to “grow up” after they got another red card last night. I am afr...
The doctor will see you now
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's good for Marcus Speller isn't necessarily what's good for the Ramble after Fulham spoiled eve...
Mailbag: Are Man United on the verge?
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That's the question on everyone's lips right now. After three wins on the bounce in the Premier Leag...
Greyfriars Brobbey
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hubble bubble, Donny’s causing trouble. Pete appears to have placed a curse on Virgil van Dijk. To...
My Biddy Aunt: Goal of the season winners
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a heavyweight battle for you today in the MBA Arena as the absolute monarchy of the Luke N...
The Preview Show: All you need is smut
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does Sean Dyche like an emoji? Is it acceptable to lose to a side from Cyprus? Can you blame the win...
The Mainhatten Project
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete takes a break from doing his taxes to sit in Marcus’ chair today. He, Luke and Jim were spoil...
Rodri Trotter
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did denying Atletico access to hot water help Arsenal win at the Emirates last night? While Marcus, ...
Mailbag: Was Ange Postecoglou the worst Premier League appointment of all time?
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, that didn't last long did it? Evangelos Marinakis took just 39 days to throw his new toy out o...
Virgil van Vindicated
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Feed the Isak and he will score. It’s just a shame his favourite food supplier is still in Newcast...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Super subs, Brazilians, and Alan Pardew loyalists
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a controversial last outing in the Jack's Encyclopaedia arena, Luke fronts up to the public ou...
The Preview Show: Soccer boot cleats shoe influencer
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League is back! Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to give it the respectful welcome the lea...
Ramble Uncut: Mickey, please go away
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The sad tale of Roy Hodgson’s England departure balanced by the joyous normality of Wayne Rooney d...
Get that meat inside you
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eeeeeaaaasssayyyy! Tommy Tuchs and his merry men have qualified for the World Cup – and they're th...
Mailbag: Can Bellingham, Palmer & Foden play together?
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
England had a lovely old time against Wales on Thursday. And they weren't half bad against Serbia in...
A special way of Rambling
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Before England head on their big stag do in Riga, there was the small matter of Scotland grinding ou...
My Biddy Aunt: Midfield Classics
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE HAVE A NEW CHALLENGER! Pete Donaldson, you have been called to the quizzing colosseum. Your oppon...
The Preview Show: Kylian MUMbappé
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas Tuchel wasn’t happy with the atmosphere at Wembley. What’s the England band ever done to ...
An asexual camp
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's an all-British affair tonight as England take on Craig Bellamy's Wales at Wembley Stadium. Wher...
Mouseball
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
UEFA have given permission for games in La Liga and Serie A to be played abroad, BUT don’t worry, ...
Mailbag: Are the Premier League's 'best of the rest' better than ever?
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lars is on the pod! Our Norweigan uncle Lars Sivertsen has Crossed The Continent™ and is back on t...
More Chelsea Dagger
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a great weekend for Chelsea. They beat Liverpool and didn’t even have a single player sent ...
My Biddy Aunt: Last-minute legends
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with another round of My Biddy Aunt! This week Jim takes on the nemesis of football quizz...
The Preview Show: Flintstones cops
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nottingham Forest fans and Ange Postecoglou are just some of the people we currently feel sorry for....
Penthony Gordon
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke and Jim are back to gorge on more Champions League delights! And the entire history of ...
The Altruistic One
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool have lost two games in a row. Today, Vish isn't calling it a crisis but he does tell Marcu...
Mailbag: Should Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim?
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Things are going from really, really bad at Manchester United to somehow dramatically worse. So, is ...
Is that the Saturday sacking music?
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plucky Crystal Palace are the only side still unbeaten in the Premier League. Today, Marcus, Luke, J...
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Ballon d'Or winners, Spaniards, and Europa League managers
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a game of Jack's Encyclopaedia for the history books: if Luke wins out against Marcus today, th...
The Preview Show: Tutankhamun’s soul patch
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The first week of the Europa League is done and dusted. Highlights included Aston Villa finally gett...
Inside Luke's Pantry
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing quite like a can of Carabao to help us digest a night of football which saw four Pre...
Carabao Cup: The Musical
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Despite scoring, last night should probably be considered a bad night for Hugo Ekitike. Do you think...
What is the Football Ramble?
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for a new football podcast for the 2025/26 season? Well, you’re in luck!The Football Rambl...
Mailbag: What’s going wrong at Aston Villa?
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Unai Emery's got himself in a right old pickle at Villa Park. Five games into the season and they've...
I'll monetise some grot for ya
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Vish and Jim are back to discuss a thigh-rubbing weekend of Premier League football which in...
My Biddy Aunt: Champions League Icons
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The My Biddy Aunt lineal belt is back on the line, as Vish takes on Luke in an episode all about som...
The Preview Show: We've got our headlocks back
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How many times can England be crowbarred into one Premier League preview? Get your calculators out e...
Nicolas Jackson’s Bayern Munich
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Virgil van Dijk scored a late winner at Anfield last night. As Luke and Jim are very quick to point ...
The no rat guarantee
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Most of us get goal alerts when the football is on, but not Pete Donaldson. Today, he reveals to Mar...
Mailbag: Will Spurs survive the Champions League?
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a tale of two competitions, lots of injuries and a very prickly Australian last season, Spurs ...
Haaland the King of Mythical Beasts
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Would Man United be better with Donny as CEO? It's got to the stage where Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete...
My Biddy Aunt: Wonderkids
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The MBA is back! Today's game covers the great young talents in years gone by, some of which have –...
The Preview Show: The Grin Reaper
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blooming heck the Premier League is back! Today, Marcus and Luke kick off our weekend preview by enc...
Ramble Uncut: An Ode to Carlos Queiroz
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered which Manchester United assistant manager suckled on the teat of Sir Alex Ferguson the...
Our giddy uncle
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Thomas Tuchel era has finally begun. While Marcus and Luke would like to remain calm, Jim is alr...
Mailbag: Who is Harry Kane's successor?
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Andorra game wasn't exactly Harry Kane's finest game in England colours – and by the time the ...
Can we sanction this buffoonery?
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You could call England's 2-0 win at home to Andorra "professional", but whether you think that's a c...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Levy's signings, Brazilians, and Premier League oldies
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jack's Encyclopaedia is back everybody! Reigning champion Vish returns to the ring to take...
The Preview Show: It’s our Friday too
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s not just any Friday, it’s the Friday before an England game! So how dare Daniel Levy mak...
Mailbag: Are England going backwards under Thomas Tuchel?
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy Tuchs and his merry men are back in action against the mighty Andorra on Saturday. Isn't it bl...
Nationalise it
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ruben Loftus-Cheek is back in the England squad and today is Sir Gareth Southgate’s birthday! Has ...
Deal Sh*t
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was Transfer Deadline Day yesterday and those pesky rats have finally scuttled away from their si...
Give it more biff
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dominik Szoboszlai certainly gave his free-kick plenty of biff yesterday. But can the same be said a...
My Biddy Aunt: Deadline Day Icons
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are just a few days until the summer transfer window slams shut. So what better way to build u...
The Preview Show: The memes hurt
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
“The penalties were long, but the memes were longer” - Vithushan EhantharajahTwo days later and ...
Mailbag: Has player power gone too far?
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alexander Isak and Yoane Wissa have their heels well and truly dug into the ground, refusing to play...
The Sean Dyche merry-go-round
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Allardyce, Alan Pardew, David Moyes... is there anyone left for West Ham to call?*Sean Dyche’s...
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool steal the points
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Marcus and Jim as they frolic amongst the ashes of a barn burner at St James’ Park. A literal...
Frank has sense
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It might be the second weekend of the Premier League season, but already Marcus has a revolutionary ...
My Biddy Aunt: Tottenham’s Nearly Men
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Poor old Daniel Levy. Faffing around with the details of Eberechi Eze's contract then in comes Mikel...
The Preview Show: Mr One Week
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eberechi Eze got his big move to North London, just as we always said he would... Today, Vish and Pe...
The Pillage of Croydon
21 Aug 2025
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Crystal Palace are in a right old pickle. Kicked out of the Europa League, set to lose Eberechi Eze ...
The Moyes Testament
20 Aug 2025
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Alexander Isak is having a hot mess summer and he appears to now have Yoane Wissa for company. Today...
Mailbag: Are we all sleeping on Manchester City?
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It turns out we've got our very own Marcus Speller to thank for Manchester City's revival. After a s...
We’ve got our worm back
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ladies and Gentlemen... Sunderland are back, mythical worm and all! Today, Pete demands that Marcus ...
My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Newcomers
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My Biddy Aunt is back for the new season… and she’s had a glow-up.You lot voted, the old 'Luke’...
The Preview Show: Phil Jonesing for football
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League is back and we kick things off at the home of the Champions! Today, Marcus, Jim a...