The Preview Show: Phil Jonesing for football
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League is back and we kick things off at the home of the Champions! Today, Marcus, Jim a...
Our 2025/26 Premier League Predictions!
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of the year once again, ladies and gents. Time to embarrass ourselves once more as we...
Sing us a song, Jack
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My giddy aunt, Jack Grealish is off to Everton! Marcus, Jim and Vish are here to celebrate the union...
Mailbag: Who will surprise us the most this season?
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The season's nearly here everybody! The Community Chest has been cracked open and we're ready for th...
Fabrizio Ratmano
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool took Crystal Palace to penalties. Vithushan Ehantharajah, aka the Football Ramble’s offi...
The Preview Show: Best of British
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Crystal Palace are off to Wembley again! Is the promise of a first Community Shield victory for Pala...
Introducing: Second Tier - The Championship Football Podcast
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the Premier League still a week away, it's time for the Championship to take centre stage!Secon...
The Chelsea summer catalogue
06 Aug 2025
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All football clubs and fans rejoice, the Chelsea summer catalogue is open for business. With a host ...
Mailbag: Which club has the most at stake this season?
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just ten more sleeps until the Premier League returns! But which top flight club has the most on the...
Champagne Sonpernova
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Only one place for Pete, Jim and Luke to start. Who had the better weekend: Luke and Jim screaming t...
Pure dung beetle
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's official: Alexander Isak has been labelled "a rat". But surely there needs to be a new animal f...
Ramble Uncut: Josh Brownhill's poem
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
**NEW Football Ramble Patreon offer! If you get an annual subscription before the end of August, you...
Occam’s angle grinder
30 Jul 2025
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Man United have copied Newcastle’s homework and narrowed their striker options down to Ollie Watki...
Mailbag: Where are the statues going?
29 Jul 2025
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Pete, Luke and Jim are back to officially plinth Sarina Wiegman on today's Mailbag! Plus, do we thin...
Once again: Easy
28 Jul 2025
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It’s a historic eeeeeaasaaay for Pete, Luke and Jim today after England retain their Euros crown w...
Grealish vs Mouse
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke, Jim and David are here for a Friday frot! And while there might be no football, there are plen...
On The Continent: The big red Jürgen Klopp button
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we're bringing you a special episode from Andy's European rabble over at On The Continent!He'...
SHARONNNN!!!
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eeeeaaasayyy! Those Lionesses didn't half leave it late, eh? But England are into the final of Euro ...
Mailbag: What's one rule we'd change for next season?
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete Donaldson is in the hot seat for a Mailbag... what could possibly go wrong? Today he's joined b...
Famous Sons of Dudley
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is a really interesting market opportunity. Does he score lots of goals? Not really. Will he qu...
Luke's Game: Ramble Icons
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with the final round of Luke’s Game for the summer! In this ‘Ramble Icons’ season...
Best of the Football Ramble 2024/25 (Part 2)
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to our Ramble rewind! Today, we're revisiting some of our favourite stories from the se...
Best of the Football Ramble 2024/25 (Part 1)
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For the next two days, we're looking back at some of our favourite moments from the 2024/25 season -...
Reacting to our Club World Cup predictions
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well there we have it, ladies and gents. The key is in the trophy and the curtain has finally come d...
Gianni gets the keys out
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea put in a mesmerising performance against PSG to claim the title of world champions - but tha...
Luke's Game: Judas Footballers
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a titanic clash this week: Marcus vs Brassell! And remember, for Andy Luke's Game is what the T...
Horny little summer boy
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First Mohammed Kudus signs… Now Morgan Gibbs-White?! Imagine what our Big Ange could have done wit...
Ramble Reacts: New money gubs old money
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In what was billed as Goliath vs Goliath, PSG absolutely crushed Florentino Pérez's poor band of no...
Ratcliffeball
09 Jul 2025
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Chelsea are into the final of the Club World Cup! But João Pedro really is extremely sorry about it...
Mailbag: How can we fix football club ownership?
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the continuing issues at Sheffield Wednesday brought on by owner Dejphon Chansiri, we kick off ...
Incredibly dynamic
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FIFA have always been very benevolent. So of course seats for Chelsea vs Fluminense are going for $1...
Upfront: England undone by France and Miedema gives Wales a tough lesson
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we're bringing you a special episode from Upfront, Stak's women's football show!Chloe Morgan ...
Luke's Game: Premier League Cult Heroes
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been smooth sailing so far in our Luke's Game summer series. But now is where it really gets to...
In memory of Diogo Jota
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yesterday the world received the devastating news that Liverpool and Portugal forward Diogo Jota, al...
Introducing: P1 with Matt and Tommy
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you’re sick of Wimbledon like Luke is, or sick of the Club World Cup like everyone else, don’...
We’re going to Türkiye
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alarming news coming out of Ramble HQ: Marcus has been in Gianni’s pocket the whole time. Turns ou...
Mailbag: What's the best way to watch football?
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with another Tuesday treat, answering all of your questions about the current cesspit whi...
Maybe you could go for a swim?
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke and Jim break out a good old fashioned Eaaaaazay after England U21s beat Germany and re...
Luke's Game: World Cup Icons
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back for matchday two of Luke's Game! Defending champion Luke takes on Jack's Encyclopaedia ch...
Sir Gareth Southgate, sir
27 Jun 2025
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That's a wrap on the group stages for the Club World Cup! Sadly, we're saying goodbye to the mighty ...
On The Continent: Au revoir Olympique Lyonnais
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we're bringing you a special episode from Andy's European rabble over at On The Continent!He'...
Ursa Major Massive
25 Jun 2025
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The really terrible tournament that we're enjoying and hate but also love goes on. And Gordon Bennet...
Mailbag: Could the Club World Cup work one day?
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A tournament straight from the mind of Gianni Infantino is (predictably) a bit of a mess – but is ...
European Mulch
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Brazilian sides cannot be stopped at this Club World Cup thing. Flamengo dispatched Chelsea (whi...
Luke's Game Returns! English Football Hall of Fame Edition
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That's right! Luke's Game has been restored to its former glory for the summer of 2025.The rules are...
Al-Hilarious
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
These long summer days. They’re just made for throwing a ball in the backyard with, say, I don’t...
Ramble Uncut: Fabio Capello's Y-Fronts
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's episode is a special teaser of what you can expect every week on the Football Ramble Patreon...
We will Ramble you
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Club World Cup might not be quite tickling our fancy at the moment, but it has meant a new Pitbu...
Mailbag: Who can - and should - actually host a World Cup?
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With increasing scrutiny placed on the likes of Saudi Arabia, Qatar and even the United States, we w...
I just love the culture
16 Jun 2025
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Never mind freed from desire, can we be freed from... this?The Club World Cup is underway and Marcus...
Mailbag: Which players will define this decade?
14 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zidane and Ronaldo in the 2000s. Messi and Ronaldo in the 2010s. But who’s going to define this de...
The Preview Show: It's all been for this
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
18 years of this daft little podcast. All of it - every last episode - has been for this day to arri...
The 2026 World Cup: One year to go!
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are just 364 days until the World Cup kicks off in the Azteca Stadium. It's a good job there's...
Is it panic stations yet?
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out Thomas Tuchel is the bravest boy of all. A 4-4-2 tribute act, even when it doesn’t suit ...
A POISONING YOU SAY?
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We all remember Jesse Marsch looking a little out of his depth while guiding Leeds United towards Pr...
Have you got a book about disasters
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Portugal have lifted the Nations League once more! Bobby Martínez's boys edged it on penalties in a...
Mailbag: Who's gone under the radar this season?
07 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Not everyone can be a headline grabber. While the usual suspects have lapped up the plaudits, some h...
The Preview Show: Gothball
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vindication – at last – for Marcus Speller and the Nations League! Spain and France had a nine-g...
Ramble Reacts: Portugal deliver more German heartbreak
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was another defeat on home soil for Germany and their moustachioed detective Julian Nagelsmann. T...
Ramble Rumboggery
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
**SPOILERS: If you haven't yet listened to yesterday's Jack's Encyclopaedia title decider, go check ...
The Jack’s Encyclopaedia Title Decider
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all come down to this, ladies and gents. The grand finale of the greatest quiz in football po...
Well, er, we got that wrong
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Low-scoring Inter win, was it? … Wait, what?Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete recap a truly glorious PSG ...
Mailbag: Could Manchester United get relegated?
31 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All is not well in the Manchester United camp and now Bruno Fernandes could be on his way out of the...
The Preview Show: A glorious golden bonce
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for Inter's chiselled old warriors to do battle with PSG's whippersnappers. But first of a...
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea best Betis to win the Conference League
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was all going so well for Manuel Pellegrini and his band of merry former Premier League men. Isco...
Believe in Letter
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Prem might be over, but Aston Villa are not letting up in their pursuit of justice following the...
Reacting to our Premier League predictions
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time of the season again, ladies and gents! The one where we dig out the predictions we ...
An orgy of boo boys
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Goodbye 2024/25 Premier League, it was real. Hello Manchester United post-season tour in Malaysia!Ma...
Mailbag: Have Spurs had a better season than Arsenal?
24 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tottenham have only gone and done it! 17 years later, there’s a new addition to the trophy cabinet...
The Preview Show: Permutations Deluxe
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, congratulations everyone, we’ve made it: the final weekend of the Premier League season is h...
Ramble Reacts: I told you so, mate
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tottenham Hotspur have won the Europa League. Yep, you read that right. And don't say Ange Postecogl...
Is Ian Rush walking alone?
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Jim, Andy and Pete look ahead to a truly seismic Europa League final between Man United and ...
Pete's Eurobeats
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Football football football dum dum dum. Now you go, Harry!Marcus, Pete and Vish review Harry Kane's ...
The Dean Henderson Final
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My giddy aunt. Oli Glasner and his boys have bloomin' well done it, even if they do have the referee...
Mailbag: Where would a Palace FA Cup win rank among football’s greatest underdog stories?
17 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s FA Cup final day, ladies and gents. And what an opportunity for Oli Glasner’s men! If Cryst...
The Preview Show: No Palace, no party
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can Crystal Palace cap off their impressive season with a historic cup win? Marcus, Luke, Andy and P...
Let’s get back to Wayne Lineker
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tell you what, there’s nothing quite like playoff limbs™ - even if Sunderland’s Dan Ballard st...
Bring your Trunks
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did somebody call for a Tuesday treat? European finalists Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United co...
Seven Years of Gear
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in Glasgow! Marcus, Jim, Vish and Pete retreat to their man cave to discuss one of the busie...
Mailbag: Do we need to tweak the European competitions?
10 May 2025
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Marcus, Luke and Andy wave Tottenham and Man United into the Europa League final with a simple quest...
The Preview Show: A Full English Final
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, would you look at that - Gareth Southgate’s version of Manchester United made it to the Euro...
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal’s European quest ends in Paris
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Luke bid farewell to Arsenal’s Champions League challenge after a game that summed up t...
It doesn’t get better than that
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My giddy aunt, that was quite the spectacle last night. A thirteen-goal thriller across the two legs...
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest stop the rot against Crystal Palace
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete stops burning his Trent Alexander-Arnold shirt long enough to join Andy and recap a weird stale...
Return of Damac
05 May 2025
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Marcus, Luke and Pete jump into the studio after Arsenal’s latest wobble, which could condemn them...
Mailbag: Where does Liverpool's title win rank?
03 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Arne Slot and his merry men got the title over the line, but how does his (and his pal Jürgen Klopp...
The Preview Show: Bask Country
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy your chilled wine and nice food, but leave the football to us lads.The words of Vithushan Ehan...
Ramble Reacts: A wild ride in Barcelona
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete and Andy catch their breath after a truly unhinged Champions League semi-final between Barcelon...
Half and half bacon
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you see that first 20 minutes from PSG last night? Bloody Nora. Marcus, Luke, Vish and Jim - fre...
Arsenal vs the England Slayers
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy Campbell, are you quaking in your boots? Luis Enrique's PSG are coming to town. They've alread...
There’s a snake in my flare
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool have done it! They’ve won the Premier League and their 20th top flight title. It’s par...
Mailbag: How can Leeds & Burnley stay up next season?
26 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Premier League, Leeds and Burnley! So nice of you to join us for the year...Seri...
The Preview Show: What about Lee Chappy?
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Jamie Vardy's exit confirmed, there's only one question on Marcus, Luke and Pete's lips today.....
Ramble Reacts: Mr Title Challenge, someone said you were dead
23 Apr 2025
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Hold your horses Liverpool fans, this title fight is still on! You've got to go back to Anfield and ...
Jonjo's back
23 Apr 2025
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Manchester City, eh? They’ve got themselves back on the straight and narrow with three wins on the...
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest return to third!
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The pressure was on for Nuno's men. They'd lost their last two games. They were down in seventh. Nun...
Fizzer the trailblazer
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was the full range of emotions in the Premier League this weekend: Leicester City fans reflected ...
Mailbag: Which club needs the biggest summer rebuild?
19 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're not actually JUST talking about Man United for today's opening question. It turns out Marcus, ...
The Preview Show: Sir Harry of Manchester
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Man United pulled off one of the greatest comebacks in European football history last night. And you...
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal boss Real Madrid
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Despite a William Saliba mid-game software update and a Bukayo Saka penalty malfunction… Arsenal h...