The Preview Show: Sir Harry of Manchester
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Man United pulled off one of the greatest comebacks in European football history last night. And you...
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal boss Real Madrid
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Despite a William Saliba mid-game software update and a Bukayo Saka penalty malfunction… Arsenal h...
Are ya scared, Jim?
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ohhh, Villa! Marcus, Luke, Jim and Vish recap one of the craziest European games you’ll ever see, ...
Ramble Reacts: Bournemouth push past Fulham in the Race For Eighth
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Jim had barely fired up the telly before Antoine Semenyo’s cracking opener gave Bournem...
It's not just the moustache
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Somewhere in Wolverhampton, Vitor Pereira is down at the Dog and Duck listening to Slipknot with a l...
Mailbag: Where did all the flair players go?
12 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Désiré Doué and Khvicha Kvaratskhelia reminded us on Wednesday what a proper winger should really...
The Preview Show: The Old Trafford Triangle
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Man United vs Lyon wasn’t exactly high quality. So much so that Marcus, Andy and Jim wonder whethe...
Ramble Reacts: Did you see that stud roll!?
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you enjoyed the latest TNT Sports podcast. Darren Fletcher, Rio Ferdinand and Ally McCoist u...
Can I have two Mr. Whippys please?
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a night for Arsenal! This morning, we found a wild Jim Campbell walking the streets of North Lo...
Ramble Reacts: Misery for Leicester City
07 Apr 2025
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Just when you thought Southampton were bad, Leicester City set a new football league record after fa...
Mysterious mistress
07 Apr 2025
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Fulham beat Liverpool! Luke and Jim are here to steady Marcus’ aunt by reminding him they’ll pro...
Mailbag: Can Jack Grealish get back to his best?
05 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Young Jacky Grealish finally ended his Premier League goal-drought which extended all the way back t...
The Preview Show: El Flapico
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Spurs fans booed Ange Postecoglou’s subs against Chelsea last night... But don’t worry, Ange...
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool win the Merseyside derby
02 Apr 2025
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Marcus and Jim only have one question after the Merseyside derby: how was James Tarkowski not sent o...
Just fold the club
02 Apr 2025
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Vish has had enough! Today, he tells Marcus and Andy that Man United should just fold the club after...
Not that type of Gooner
01 Apr 2025
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The Premier League is back! And what better way to get kick off the season’s Business End™ than ...
And then there were four...
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The FA Cup quarter-finals are done and dusted. Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to pick the bones out o...
Mailbag: Should we be surprised that no managers were sacked during the international break?
29 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Farewell international football, welcome back domestic football. We've not even kicked a ball yet an...
The Preview Show: An ear advantage
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for the FA Cup quarter-finals! Jean-Philippe Mateta has returned just in time, and Marcu...
Ramble Uncut: Matryoshka Speedboats
27 Mar 2025
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Today, we're bringing you a special teaser of what you can expect every week on the Football Ramble ...
You’ll Never Walk Alone
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus is off and we’ve called in substitute teacher Donaldson to teach Luke and Jim a thing or tw...
Ramble Reacts: What have we learned about Thomas Tuchel’s England?
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas Tuchel’s first international break as England manager is over. He’s given us two “profe...
Greecey peeps, man
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a weekend of international football! Marcus’ aunt has never been so giddy. In fact, he's so e...
Mailbag: Can England afford to play exciting football?
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas Tuchel had a dig at Gareth Southgate, claiming England played with no identity last summer, m...
The Preview Show: Sack Allister
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today, a new era begins. Marcus, Jim and Pete usher in the start of the Thomas Tuchel regime. COME O...
England Special: Tommy Tuchs takes the reigns!
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get the bunting out and lay on the sandwiches: a new era of English football begins tomorrow. With T...
International lilac
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The international break is here and Marcus has worn his very best lilac t-shirt to celebrate the occ...
Mailbag: Would it be a disappointment if Forest didn’t qualify for the Champions League?
18 Mar 2025
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Nuno and his boys have got themselves into a position they only could have dreamed of at the start o...
Today I feel Pete Donaldson
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s here, with his voice still at Wembley, alongside Marcus, Jim and Vish to celebrate Newcastl...
Mailbag: Would just one trophy for Liverpool this season be underwhelming?
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Somebody pour us a glass of Carabao, it's cup final weekend! But if Liverpool don't win it, will the...
The Preview Show: Portuguese polyfilla
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bruno Fernandes was the saviour once again for Man United. Today, Marcus, Andy, Luke and J...
Ramble Reacts: Real Madrid somehow find a way (again)
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Their best players were pretty flat throughout. England’s rose Conor Gallagher scored after 27 sec...
Old Trafford rage room
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PSG beat Liverpool in an epic Champions League tie. Today, Marcus, Jim, Vish and Pete explain why a ...
Ramble Reacts: A satisfying win for Newcastle
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A 1-0 win on the Monday night before the cup final? Newcastle United will t...
Mind the canal
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Arsenal dropped points at Old Trafford this weekend. Naturally, Marcus, Luke, Vish and Pete are ther...
Mailbag: Is there a crisis of respect towards referees in football?
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lyon boss Paulo Fonseca has landed himself a hefty nine-month ban for squaring up to a referee. Not ...
The Preview Show: It’s a trap
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spurs have been left with egg on their face after another poor performance. Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim...
Ramble Reacts: A sensational win for Liverpool
06 Mar 2025
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Was it an excellent game plan or a good old fashioned smash and grab? Marcus and Jim have slightly d...
Is the glass full yet?
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Arsenal scored SEVEN goals away to PSV. Maybe Josh Kroenke—aka "the heir to the Walmart family inh...
Ramble Reacts: Forest’s Wellend Physio
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Matz Sels was Nottingham Forest’s hero, making the decisive save to send them through to the FA Cu...
I’ve got a voucher
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My giddy aunt, Fulham are in the FA Cup quarter final! In dramatic circumstances, Marco Silva reache...
Mailbag: Will Arne Slot’s title win hurt Jürgen Klopp’s legacy?
01 Mar 2025
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Arne Slot is closing in on his first Premier League title in his debut season with Liverpool and his...
The Preview Show: Purgatory for silk
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dear Man City, please just give us a glimmer, that's all we ask. It's an FA Cup weekend and Marcus, ...
Ramble Reacts: Ipswich waste their Man United voucher
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A red card, a howler and 3 points for Man United against Ipswich. Even Vish admits to Luke that he w...
Can you smell what the Glasner is cooking?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What’s that smell? Is it a European road trip with Jean-Philippe Mateta and the boys? The race for...
There's only one Hotspur
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it looks like the three sides promoted from the Champo last season are heading straight back d...
The weekend the title was won
24 Feb 2025
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Marcus, Luke, Vish and Pete gather the ticker tape after Liverpool cruised to a straightforward win ...
Mailbag: Have the Champions League knockout play-offs been a success?
22 Feb 2025
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The Champions League knockout play-offs (is that really what we're calling them?) served up plenty o...
The Preview Show: What’s with the chef’s hat?
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An Austrian manager’s team talk has made headlines this week and somehow the fact that he waving a...
Ramble Reacts: A new low for Manchester City
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Man City were so bad that they forced Marcus to do his best Graeme Souness impression… o...
In GERMANY?!
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete catch their breath after a chaotic night of European football which saw B...
The Martyr of Lazio
18 Feb 2025
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Right, before we get onto another Juan Bernabe update, things really are starting to heat up in the ...
Sir, a second Man United email has been leaked
17 Feb 2025
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Marcus, Luke and Pete dust themselves down and go again after Spurs and Man United played out a disa...
Mailbag: Should football ban over-celebrating?
15 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After the simply marvellous scenes at Goodison Park this week, some fun sponges had the audacity to ...
The Preview Show: It’s dark and it smells bad
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this lovely Valentine's Day, it’s important to focus all your love and attention on that Specia...
Ramble Reacts: My giddy aunt, what a Merseyside derby
12 Feb 2025
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Don't pretend you don't want to see it. Everton vs Liverpool ended in complete carnage and Marcus an...
The Eagle has returned
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s happened again. Man City have blown a lead and Jude Bellingham scored a late winner. Who woul...
Ramble Reacts: Crystal Palace stroll into the FA Cup fifth round
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The only thing to take from Crystal Palace’s Professional Job 2-0 Plucky Doncaster Rovers: scrap t...
Milk Thistle magic
10 Feb 2025
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Worried about the magic spilling out of the FA Cup? Well, Marcus, Luke, Vish and Pete - with a littl...
Mailbag: Have managers become more powerful?
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After Mario Lemina's banishment to Turkey, plus Marcus Rashford and Jadon Sancho being shipped away ...
The Preview Show: The Burnley Cinematic Universe
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is it insane to compare Mo Salah to Prime Messi? Andy explains to Marcus, Jim and Vish why he thinks...
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle bully Arsenal once again!
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Newcastle’s celebrated midfield duo - Pete Donaldson and Andy Brassell - as they lead the Geo...
Les Ferdinand Coin
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s got an idea for a new digital currency. He tells Marcus and Luke why we should all be inter...
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea pocket the points
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea came back from 1-0 down to earn only their second league win in almost two months. Marcus an...
Declan “Ed Sheeran” Rice
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do Declan Rice and Ed Sheeran have in common? Luke is here to tell Marcus, Jim and Pete just th...
Mailbag: Why are managers prioritising philosophy over results?
01 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"It's who we are, mate." Sure, but can you not do anything else? From Ange Postecoglou to Vincent Ko...
The Preview Show: Can you help me with my lobster?
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kobbie Mainoo is having a lovely time playing further forward for Man United. But of course, Marcus ...
Yet another Arsenal conspiracy
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete, Luke and Andy have a supersized hangover after last night’s Champions League Royal Rumble. S...
How many coffees?
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight you’re faced with a big decision, do you watch the Champions League or the German edition ...
Flaming testes
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a flurry of games over the festive and winter periods, it's time to take a step back and ponde...
Too good to be relegated, mate
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tottenham are eight points off the relegation zone. Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete wonder whether Spurs ...
Mailbag: Has Mikel Arteta underachieved at Arsenal?
25 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There comes a point in every manager’s journey where the fans stop and say: “Have you taken us a...
The Preview Show: Listless and ridiculous
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete are here to welcome in the weekend after Man United’s peculiar European...
Ramble Reacts: Man City fall apart in Paris
22 Jan 2025
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Think Man City are bottom of the Champions League yet? Nooope, there’s always more table.However, ...
Just a Lille bit more
22 Jan 2025
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Marcus, Luke and Jim have plenty of midweek mulch to wade through as this weird Champions League gam...
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea get back to winning ways
21 Jan 2025
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Marcus and Vish check in after Chelsea finally get a decent league win, with Trevoh Chalobah’s cla...
The Moyesiah
20 Jan 2025
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Everton looked completely resurrected under David Moyes. Is he really the Moyesiah or are Tottenham ...
Mailbag: Is re-appointing an old manager a good idea?
18 Jan 2025
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Hasn't it been lovely to see David Moyes back in the dugout at Goodison Park? But is it actually a g...
The Preview Show: Amad for it
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Man United were so close to forgetting to print their Southampton voucher before Amad Diallo saved t...
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal take the spoils!
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Andy jump on the mics after Arsenal made off with the three points in north London – ...
The Eagle has left the nest
15 Jan 2025
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Nottingham Forest are the most organised team in the league according to Luke Moore. Today, Marcus, ...
Give it Moysey
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League is back and so are two of the Kingdom's finest. David Moyes and Graham Potter ret...
Harry Maguire vs the World
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tottenham are in the hat for the FA Cup fourth round! But don’t think Marcus, Luke and Vish let th...
Mailbag: What should Premier League clubs do to compensate for the end of FA Cup replays?
11 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's FA Cup weekend, ladies and gents. Unfortunately though, if non-league Tamworth get a draw again...
The Preview Show: There’s been a cupset
10 Jan 2025
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The Football Ramble would like to publicly state that it does not support Darren Ferguson’s decisi...
Ramble Reacts: After review, it’s a Tottenham win
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can anything compete with the Carabao? We just had our first-ever referee announcement in English fo...
Murph ’n’ Turf
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Newcastle have got one foot in the Carabao Cup Final which means Marcus, Vish, Jim and Pete are alre...
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest outfox Wolves
07 Jan 2025
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Marcus and Vish discuss Nottingham Forest’s latest victory to make it SIX wins in a row! And this ...
A vulnerable conk
06 Jan 2025
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Vish joins Marcus, Luke and Jim to celebrate Man United actually trying and playing midfielders who ...
Mailbag: Why have Ferguson’s players never become great managers?
04 Jan 2025
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After Wayne Rooney’s dismissal this week, it means yet another of Sir Alex Ferguson’s greatest p...
The Preview Show: McSpecial One
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vish is on the pod, Vish is on the pod! Which means one thing… A unification bout against Luke in ...
Our New Year's Resolutions for Football in 2025
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy new year Ramblers! See ya later, 2024. Let's be having you 2025.New year, same old Ramble, but...
Ramble Reacts: Even more Man United misery
31 Dec 2024
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Marcus and Jim pick through the crumbling wreckage after Manchester United 0-2 Newcastle United, in ...
Are you not entertained, mate?
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, Liverpool are charging ahead, but we have to start with the biggest question to emerge from an...
Mailbag: Do we put too much pressure on football managers?
28 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've seen Pep Guardiola and Ange Postecoglou both talk about the extreme pressures of being an elit...
The Preview Show: Purple Pickford
27 Dec 2024
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When does excessive gurning become unsportsmanlike conduct? Is there a worse person to see on Boxing...
Best of the Football Ramble 2024: Part 2
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s back with a sack full of clips highlighting some of the most significant Ramble moments fro...
Jack's Encyclopaedia Xmas Special!
25 Dec 2024
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Anybody fancy a Christmas game? Bloody Nora that's right, it's a big Jack's Encyclopaedia bonanza co...
Best of the Football Ramble 2024: Part 1
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Featuring Dean Gaffney, a naked Jürgen Klopp, Jack’s Encyclopaedia celebrations, a naughty Dutch ...
Don’t panic Postecoglou
23 Dec 2024
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After a week of sweet juicy Carabao, the Barclays has returned to prove why it's still the boss. Tod...