Football Ramble
Episodes
The 120-minute Italian Job
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
One half the tournament ledger has been finalised, with Giorgio Chiellini's ragtag bunch of renegades advancing to the final at Spain's expense.Kate, ...
I love this bream
06 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With the semi-finals honing into view, you join us in the back of Patrice Evra's car wearing John Lennon glasses with some fish and chips. Yep.Jules, ...
The bald eagle has landed
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With a historic semi-final looming, England have finally brought out the big guns: the unicorns have returned. It's business time and we're all for it...
The very definition of Eazay
04 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Andy and Jim are as batshit giddy as you'd expect after England sauntered past Ukraine with a casual wave of Harry Maguire's massive bonce.Gar...
I don't care what Spinning Zola says
03 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Pete and Jim settle in after Italy took the sheen off Belgium's golden generation thanks to a heady cocktail of swashbuckling shithousery - it's...
One, two, three, bend
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We made it through two days without the Euros - well done, everyone. Jules, Luke and Andy charge into the studio to look ahead to the quarter-finals!W...
It's frank, le boeuf
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tottenham's search for their new manager has come to an end, almost exactly where it began two months ago. Nuno Espírito Santo, come on down! Ka...
What you’re looking at is the Master Plan
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's a big old 'eazay!' coming over the hill and there's nothing you can do to stop it; England beat Germany and march on to the quarter-finals!Mar...
So, what on Earth happened last night?
29 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Vish and Pete charge into the studio after one of the greatest days in international tournament history - even Álvaro Morata got involved!Franc...
It's definitely not Frank de Boer's fault
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Pete and Jim attend another big team postmortem, as the Netherlands crumbled under a few stern glances from the Czech Republic.Cristifraud Pen...
The Barmy Armani
27 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The unstoppable Danish train rolls on, as Wales become the latest team to be swept aside by Kasper Dolberg 'n co.Jules, Vish and Jim wonder where it a...
Gal-away Goals Girl
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On our second day without Euros action we contemplate football's circle of life, as we wave goodbye to away goals and welcome Chile's Ben Brereton.Kat...
Hungary for more
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The group stages reached their final crescendo last night, with Hungary kicked out of the party despite giving the big boys a run for their money.With...
We still have a good time with No Way Sis
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It wasn’t Nirvana for England last night, but thanks to everyone’s adorable little brother and a pair of magnificent calves it was good enough! Ma...
Great Danes
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bloody hell Denmark. Bloody hell. Jules, Luke and Jim react to an epic night in Copenhagen which had it all: thunderbastards, bandaged leaders and the...
Please don't take me home
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wales have reached the knockout rounds for the second Euros in a row! Kate, Jim and Pete look over their dogged performance against Italy, who further...
Right, who doubted the Germans?
20 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Even Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't halt a resurgent German performance that's put die katzen amongst the pigeons in Group F.Marcus, Jim and Pete also off...
It was a nothing-nothing result
19 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke and Pete couldn't construct any clear-cut chances in the studio, so we've left the mics on and Jack Grealish is going to have a go.Englan...
The Auld Enemy, together again
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jules, Luke and Pete latch on to a perfectly weighted Kevin De Bruyne through ball and smash in another Ramble episode - boy, is it a big one!Belgium ...
A Turkey shoot and a quick Swissmissal
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wales put one foot in the next round after a cracking win over Turkey - that just leaves Kate, Jim and Luke to work out what "eazay!" is in Welsh on t...
Boston hotdogs with Bill Clinton
16 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
France emerged victorious from the Group of Fun's first tussle, with Paul Pogba and co reminding everyone how much better they are than everyone else....
A rischickulous strike
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vish joins Kate and Pete back in the studio after his trip to Hampden Park, where the unbelievable atmosphere was eventually flattened by Patrik Schic...
You know what, Luka...
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Jim and Pete grab some front row seats on the England hype train, as we ruthlessly put Croatia to our (quite blunt) sword. After deserved...
Much love, Christian
13 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Andy and Jim reflect on the harrowing events of yesterday involving Denmark’s Christian Eriksen and the truly commendable actions of the medic...
Who's Nessun Dorma?
12 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Euros got underway last night, with those Italian suits too sharp for Turkey's wall of meat.Jules, Andy and Jim revel in the return of internation...
The Preview Show: Euro 2020 has arrived!
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your waistcoat and jump aboard the barge, everyone: the Euros have finally arrived! Marcus, Luke and Andy hit ten on the giddyometer on today's P...
Bruno Lage's arrival, the Maurizio Sarri revival, and Super League survival
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Portugal's gradual takeover of English and European football continues apace, with Bruno Lage freshening things up at Wolves and Spurs in advanced tal...
Gareth Southgate makes us proud, Florentino Pérez comes hat in hand, and Murderball on the streets of Leeds
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With just a few days before the Euros starts, Kate's optimism has reached fever pitch. Luke and Jim try their best to keep her feet on the ground, but...
Big Dunc’s perfect match, Chris Smalling’s Area 51, and a very old debut
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Andy and Pete convene to discuss some huge stories: why on earth did Big Dunc and Real Madrid fall through? Why have Valencia and DC Comics fa...
Another convincing England performance, Scotland win again, and Arsenal’s transfer nous strikes again
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Romania are the latest to be put to England’s ruthless sword, with Jordan Henderson’s penalty miss intentionally throwing our rivals off the scent...
The Preview Show: Stephen Kenny finally gets a win, Lord Bendtner retires, and the Eagles Dare to re-sign Christian Benteke
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It took them twelve attempts, but Ireland finally have a win under Stephen Kenny! Kate, Luke and Pete get their open-top bus tour mapped out on today'...
England begin their march to glory, Scotland are up for it, and a late back-post header from Magna Carta
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
England began their first of eight consecutive victories last night, with all the electrifying dynamism you'd expect from a pre-tournament friendly ha...
Gareth’s barge finally sets sail, Carlo Ancelotti returns to the dark side, and San Marino own the narrative
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well, here we are: Gareth Southgate has settled on his final squad for this summer’s Euros. Kate, Luke and Jim hop on board and set sail for Wembley...
The Shrimps swim up to League One, Sergio Agüero heads to Barcelona, and another goalscoring legend hangs up the boots
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Morecambe round off the EFL play-off punch-up with an impressive win, meaning they’ll play in the third tier for the first time in their history! G’...
Chelsea take Champions League glory, euphoria for Brentford, and the Blackpool redemption
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Man City fell at the final hurdle and thus the Brassell prophecy is complete: Chelsea are champions of Europe, while Pep Guardiola is left frantically...
The Preview Show: The Champions League final is here, Sheffield United dial up the style, and Jamie Vardy on the silver screen
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tactics friends turn tormented enemies this weekend, as Pep Guardiola and Thomas Tuchel lock nerdy horns in the Champions League final. Marcus, Vish a...
Shootout scenes in the Europa League, Mauricio Pochettino's potential return, the Antonio Conte Roadshow leaves town
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The stars aligned and put on their respective shirts, but Unai Emery - the World's Nicest Bond Villain™ - got his hands on a fourth Europa League tr...
Gareth Southgate's overflowing barge, Sergio Agüero's lasting legacy, and are Brighton better than Real Madrid?
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jules, Andy and Jim are down at the Wembley docks, waving off Gareth and his brave barge of 33 England warriors. We wonder who's a certainty for the s...
Our first batch of predictions, a Real Madrid spring clean, and Cristiano’s Miami holiday
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The end of the Premier League season can only mean one thing here at Ramble HQ: it’s predictions time! We see which of Marcus, Jim and Pete had a te...
Chelsea's raspberry ripple tipple, Leicester's disappointment, and four more years for Joe Willock
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Far be it from us to hype up an England prospect now the Premier League has finished, but... Joe Willock?Marcus, Pete and Vish race through the big st...
The Preview Show: The Champions League chasers, avoiding the Europa Conference League, and West Ham's Romanian curse
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we've made it: it's the final weekend of the Premier League season! Marcus, Andy and Luke give you the runners and riders in the race to qualify...
Sam Allardyce slinks off, Arsenal spoil Roy's party, and the topsy-turvy Top Four
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Blink and you'll miss him, ladies and gents: five minutes after West Brom's relegation and Sam Allardyce has said he won't be back next season. Jules,...
Chelsea win the rematch, the Seagulls nick Pep's chips, and a standing ovation for Roy the Boy
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thomas Tracksuit Tuchel got his revenge on Leicester with a seismic win in the race for next season's Champions League. That being said, Kelechi Ihean...
The Championship play-offs are here, a fitting football tribute, and where next for Harry Kane?
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vish and Pete are here to rate Harry Kane's prospective suitors after news of his desire to leave Spurs emerged yesterday, while Kate stares into the ...
Leicester cross the verge, Alisson bags a magnificent header, and Barcelona smash Chelsea's UCWL hopes
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A cracking weekend of football meant a Steve Bruce attacking masterclass has been pushed alarming far down today's running order. Marcus, Luke and Jim...
The Preview Show: Liverpool prise open the door, Brucey's summer holiday plans, and the FA Cup final is here!
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Vish and Luke arrive with a load of suggestions to help Ole Gunnar Solskjær tighten up United's defence: keep an eye on Fred, mark Thanos at ...
Arsenal desperately scramble, Palace’s Lampard gamble, and Rangers’ unbeaten ramble
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arsenal scored what might be the most chaotically awful goal of the season to keep their Europa Conference League fire flickering. Jules, Luke and And...
Manchester City achieve greatness, Leicester reach for Europe, and we batter some stanchion owls
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do you remember when Man City were languishing in 13th and we all thought Pep Guardiola had lost it? Kate, Jim and Andy let off some indoor fireworks ...
Fulham drop back down, Edinson Cavani goes round again, and we buy a football club
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
All their pretty passing and Scott Parker’s svelte knitwear couldn’t keep Fulham in the league, unfortunately. Marcus, Pete and Vish are here to p...
The fall of Big Sam, Chelsea put Man City’s party on hold, and Wayne’s Film Club
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
That’s a wrap on the English Football League, as Wayne Rooney slips into a warm bubble bath in front of Sister Act II and Florentino Perez makes a t...
The Preview Show: Arsenal vanish without a trace, Ole Gunnar Solskjær serves some humble pie, and Tottenham's Lasanniversary
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Luke and Pete celebrate a momentous anniversary on today's episode of The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway. Fifteen years ago today, Spurs ate ...
Eden’s Hazardous return, the Geordie Nation’s saviour, and how to run an A-League team
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Andy and Pete are here to help smuggle Eden Hazard out of Stamford Bridge under a big jacket, such is the furore that awaits him back in Madri...
Man City take the next step, José Mourinho’s Roman redemption, and battering drones to death
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PSG just about had enough men left on the pitch to see out the end of a seismic defeat to Man City last night, with Phil Foden's uncanny Lionel Messi ...
Mike Dean saves the day, David Moyes packs the suntan lotion, and looking back on the social media boycott
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Big Sam spent all of last night's draw with Wolves just settling scores - first with his careers advisor, then with Sammy Lee after he shook himself d...
Protests at Old Trafford, Gareth Bale’s Hotspur hat-trick, and absolute carnage in the EFL
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Jim and Andy are here to answer the important questions around the protests that postponed Man United vs Liverpool: what does this mean for th...
The Preview Show: A throwback Manchester United performance, Fulham cling on, and a bad ebening for Arsenal
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Luke and Andy head straight for the studio after catching last night's encore from Now That's What I Call Man United '99. We take stock of the...
Champions League romance, football's social media boycott, and are owls stupid?
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PSG and Man City served up a cracking game in last night’s Champions League that has Kate, Jim and Andy in footballing soft power purgatory over whi...
A Spanish slip n’ slide, Joey Barton’s doctored CV, and more Pompey things
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea put one cultured boot in the Champions League final after an impressive performance in a Madrid monsoon, despite more wayward finishing from T...
Kelechi Iheanacho bags another, Arsenal’s benevolent billionaires, and Spurs’ next coach
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Death, taxes and Kelechi Iheanacho netting in 2021: only one of those gives us that tingly feeling. Marcus, Pete and Vish jump on Leicester’s wholes...
Man City horde another cup, Wolves baffle, and the Watford fairytale continues
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Despite an onslaught of passes along the backline from Spurs, Man City lift their first trophy of the season with consummate, bloody ruthless ease. Ka...
The Preview Show: Allardyce is on the run, Arsenal nail the PR, and the Milk Cup final
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Jim and Luke are here for The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway! We’re still reeling after a seismic week in football – and now Sam Allardyc...
Ryan Mason gets his first win, some spicy Phil Foden sauce, and more Florentino Perez madness
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a half shaking off the José Mourinho hoodoo, Ryan Mason’s Spurs managed to overturn a halftime league deficit for the first time this season ...
The ESL battle is won, but the war for football is not over
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What were we all worried about?! The European Super League is written off just 48 hours after it began, with the English clubs offering all the remors...
James Milner preaches the truth, exit José Mourinho, and Fizzer gets off to a flyer
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Take the positives, at least the fans of the future will enjoy watching a 60 second shootout in the European Super Duper Bigwigs League. Marcus, Pete ...
The Football Shamble
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Jim and Vish are here, weary-eyed and wounded, to pick through the smouldering wreckage left by the announcement of the European Super League. T...
The Preview Show: The Gunners respect the cannon, some bizarre Man United camouflage, and the FA Cup semi-finals
16 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arsenal rolled out the cannons for another Europa League turkey shoot last night, with four karmic crackers sinking Slavia Prague. Marcus, Jim and Luk...
Man City break the curse, Liverpool bow out, and Dulux digs
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Pete and Vish react to another dramatic night in the Champions League – and a dramatic morning for Spurs’ social media team.We just about ...
PSG get their revenge, Chelsea set their sights on the trophy, and chess moves in the Mike Ashley empire
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PSG will rate their Champions League chances after Bayern only managed a solitary goal last night. Marcus, Jim and Pete are here to remind you that go...
Big Sam scales the prison wall, another Brighton stalemate, and football’s social media boycott
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cue the Mission Impossible theme tune and unwind the heavy-duty cables, because Big Sam’s Great Escape™️ is on! Jules, Vish and Pete are puzzled...
West Ham’s European ferry, Pep Guardiola predicting the future, and feeding the Premier League children
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Luke and Jim settle in after another round of barnstorming Barclays, with seismic results at both ends of the table.José Mourinho and Ole Gunna...
The Preview Show: Man United streak ahead, Marcelo Bielsa’s charm offensive, and our new show!
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two inevitabilities reared their predictable heads in last night’s Europa League action, as Bruno Fernandes bagged another penalty and Arsenal could...
Mason Mount delights, Kylian Mbappé conquers, and Mike Ashley is courted again
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mason Mount was great and all that, but it's Big Sam who deserves the real credit. Jules, Pete and Andy react to last night’s action as Chelsea stri...
Real Madrid punish Liverpool, Jude Bellingham dazzles, and Norwich nail the topics
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Jim and Vish look back on some dramatic happenings last night, where Real Madrid beat Liverpool on PES and Jude Bellingham stole our hearts.&n...
David Moyes dampens the dream, Roy Hodgson hits back, and Neil Warnock’s trip to the seaside
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No matter how much vibes Jesse Lingard keeps bringing to West Ham’s Champions League chase, the Ferryman seems keen to slam the breaks on. Marcus, L...
Joelinton is arisen, West Brom run riot, and Arsenal get a schooling
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Newcastle turned in a respectable performance, but they’ve still got Big Sam’s sickly breath on their necks. Yum. Kate, Pete and Jim react to a we...
The Preview Show: The Brendan Rodgers parade returns, a Sam Allardyce ultimatum, and Fort William’s triumph
02 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Crack open today’s Ramble Easter egg and join Marcus, Luke and Jim for The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway!Premier League football is back – whi...
Beautiful jammy England, Germany’s nightmare, and saucy trims
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vindaloo! Vindaloo! Never in doubt. Jules, Pete and Andy are here to assess just how beyond doubt England’s convincing 2-1 pummelling of Poland was ...
Dan James rises high, Sean Dyche plumbs new lows, and José’s Mourinistas
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You didn’t need to add any more spice to Wales’ clash with the Czech Republic last night, but we’re bringing it anyway. Kate, Luke, and Vish loo...
Sergio Agüero bows out, National League clubs make a stand, and misguided tattoos
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s official: Sergio Agüero will be leaving Manchester City at the end of the season after a truly illustrious decade at the club. Thankfully, the...
Harry Kane gets the job done, no offence to Luxembourg, and Pep's two-floor tactics prison
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Poland’s guard of honour is all but a formality. Marcus, Jim and Vish unpeel themselves from the ceiling after England’s latest drubbing.Mason Mou...
The Preview Show: England sidle past San Marino, super John McGinn, and super bad Rio Keys
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We beat them in the World Cup qualifiers, but San Marino have got Flo Rida for Eurovision and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the real quiz. Kate, Luke...
Wales bag a Belgian souvenir, Sepp Blatter's gravy train, and tantalising ham
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wales went down 3-1 to the Belgians and Romelu Lukaku (aka the pawn in The José Mourinho Conspiracy), but at least they came away with one utterly su...
A watershed moment for the WSL, the world’s most expensive footballers, and naughty Gareth Bale coverage
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jules, Luke and Vish kick things off with their reflections on the landmark TV deal for the Women’s Super League and its benefits for the English ga...
José Mourinho takes on Generation Z, Xabi Alonso is set to return to Germany, and misplaced emails
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There’s more to football than just trophies: spirit. José Mourinho makes a brave new sales pitch, though Marcus, Jim and Pete are not convinced.The...
Leicester end Man United’s hunt, West Ham slip up, and Newcastle fall flat on their faces
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Pete and Vish take a long swig from the weekend’s cocktail of Premier League, FA Cup quarter-finals, and free-scoring goalkeepers.Man United...
The Preview Show: Spurs’ darkest hour, Gareth Southgate assembles his army, and Shearer dusts off his boots
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
At least Joe Hart thought it was a job well done. Marcus, Luke and Vish are here for The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway! We pick through the w...
Chelsea munch Atlético, Messi AI, and FIFA’s underground lair
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Luke and Vish discuss last night’s action after Chelsea swatted aside what Joe Cole called “a top Championship side” (brave) as well as an...
Man City’s striker-less swarm, Sergio Ramos leads Real through, and Steve Clarke’s square sausages
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Pete, and Andy reflect on last night’s Champions League happenings as Man City activate their FIFA ’99 bug and Pep Guardiola takes a decis...
Liverpool’s dirty three points, tales from the Copa do Brasil, and more brave boys jump ship
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Disappearing ballboys and peeing refs: it’s the magic of the cup in Brazil.Jules, Andy and Jim are here to run the rule over last night’s action, ...
Arsenal’s time-benders beat Spurs, the Allardyce plot, and rascal celebrations
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two teams with absolutely zero game management = a cracking North London derby. Marcus, Jim, and Pete get stuck into a veritable fry-up of football!Wh...
The Preview Show: The Welsh Mafia take on Arsenal, the Moyesiah returns, and a wee Aberdeen update
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arsenal provided a tantalising taste of the chaos to come this weekend last night. Marcus, Vish and Luke are here to put it under the spotlight - wart...
Liverpool get back on the horse, Man United launch their Jurassic Park lab, and Gattuso’s fork attacks
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool slipped into their comfy old Champions League jumper last night, but Julian Nagelsmann's get-up was sadly very ordinary. Marcus, Andy and Vi...
Some rip-roaring Champions League, a year without fans, and the Mark Noble farewell tour
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Father Time’s shadow looms over us all on today’s episode of the Ramble, as Cristiano Ronaldo’s quest for glory stuttered once more and Erling H...
West Ham keep cruising, Agnelli’s dark Champions League fantasies, and Fizzer’s Miami vices
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Football - aka Gianni Infantino’s tasty gobstopper - stops for no one. Especially Pete and Jim, who are back in the studio with Kate to talk Chelsea...
United edge out City, Rangers clinch the title, and Michael Owen’s careless whispers
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jules, Jim and Pete tuck in to another spicy serving of Barclays action, as the relegation zone casts increasingly dark shadows over Newcastle, West B...
The Preview Show: Thomas Tuchel uses Frank’s foundations, argy bargy at Newcastle, and a Carlisle Christmas
05 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Preview Show, sponsored by Betway! Thomas Too-cold pulled it out of the bag again last night, but Marcus, Luke and Andy follow Ashley C...
Sheffield United surpass Derby, Man United’s mist opportunity, and Jamaica are coming for you
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate, Andy and Pete are here to look back on a momentous night for Sheffield United and a very, very boozy one for Chris Wilder. There sadly won’...
Wolverhampton Possums struggle, Chris Sutton’s help for referees, and TikTok tactics
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pep Guardiola’s team-branded outerwear has kept him warm throughout Man City’s victorious charge through England’s wintery “hell” – and la...
Southampton draw another blank, Barcelona spice, and Mr Blobby bids for 2030
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
JWP’s not firing, Southampton need KWP back, and DCL wreaks some havoc. Jules, Luke and Pete cast their eyes over some airport codes and another dra...
Arsenal turn the boat around, Gareth Bale’s redemption, and a sly Big Sam grin
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus, Jim and Vish are here with just enough time to bid Sam Allardyce farewell, seeing as West Brom will need to sack him before registering anothe...