Chapter 1: What breaking news does Paige share?
Sup, gigglers.
Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.
I mean, the day just got away from me.
Breaking news. Sorry. Sorry. Us Weekly just did an article about me getting UTIs. Like, what? No. No, they didn't. I just commented it and said, guys, what the fuck? As if I just, like, announced I have a chronic illness. Debilitating health issue.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, I can't. Like, why? Someone commented and goes, obviously she's having a lot of sex.
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Chapter 2: What is Hannah's anti-smoking campaign about?
I feel like I need a comment.
No, literally. I wrote, okay, HIPAA.
Chapter 3: How do the hosts react to the Us Weekly article about UTIs?
It looks like I died in a car accident.
Also, then people say TMI. It's like, that was on our private podcast.
That was private for my closest 200,000 friends. Like, please stop. That was in our private diary that we post. Sometimes people pick things up. I'm like, that's so violating. I wrote that in my diary.
OK, back to our scheduled programming. Hello, my gold medal gigglers. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. It had to be said. It had to be said. You're all the way in California right now.
I'm all the way in California right now. And let me just say one thing. And this might be a controversy. This might be controversial, but like, you know, and like you have to like do a fun fact about you or like you're out on a date or like you see. And it's like people are like, I love traveling. In theory, totally. Like I love traveling, but actually I hate it.
Like I get on one flight and I get off the flight and I'm like, and I'm constipated. My stomach exploded. My head hurts. I need to go lay in a bed. Like, like if you go on vacation with me and you have plans for the day that we land, I'm not your friend. Like I'm in LA. I don't technically have to be in LA till Wednesday, but I'm like, No, I need two days to like get it together.
I need to like I need to acclimate. I need like. So actually, I hate traveling.
Well, travel is annoying because when you finally get to your place you're trying to go, you haven't actually done anything. So you feel like a lazy piece of shit because you've just been sitting on planes. But emotionally, traveling is difficult. I mean, you guys, occasionally I have to run in heels. But my traveling faux pas was I was on American Airlines, lost, scared. Yeah.
You know, I'm a Delta girl. and I was in C, D, 3D, oh no, I'll just say D, and I assume D was by the window because I'm a woman in STEM. And Delta, it is by the window. Sit down. I digress. Also, like, this is just alphabetical. The alphabet was made a long time ago. Yeah, like, I don't question the L a bit. Yeah, I'm not changing the alphabet.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do they discuss regarding traveling?
Okay, never mind.
No, Paige needed a little cute song to remember her math, which tracks. No, I literally did. I'm sitting my ass in D and a very nice lady is like, sorry, you're in my seat. Now, one thing about me is I never assume I'm right.
Never.
Because then it would be a rough life.
At the end of the day, I'm probably wrong. Yeah.
So I'm like, oh, I must be in the wrong row. Look up. It goes A, C, D, F. Okay. So then I stop and I say, I'm sorry, but actually this is the system is wrong. There's a bigger injustice happening here. If I had a nickel. If I had a goddamn nickel. I'm just a girl who's been... taken advantage of by whatever this letter riddle is. Let astray. So she's, and she's like, you can stay there, but look,
I know that people, when they want a window, they want a window. I said, ma'am. Oh yeah. No, you deserve the window. I have to pee anyways. I'm going in the aisle. It's all good. So then I'm doing my thing. And at the end of the flight, she goes like, Hey, just want to, you know, my sister is a big giggler. And I, and I started laughing and I was like, did you tell her I took your seat?
And she goes, yeah. And the giggler said, Hannah's really bad at admin and she's a Delta girl. So that tracks.
Yeah.
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