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Chapter 1: What surprising news does Paige share with Hannah?
sup gigglers gary fix the wi-fi manifest that shit we can't be managed i mean the day just got away from me okay we got a recommendation from page on this one welcome welcome my glendale gigglers my people it's like an old kardashian reference i always forget to sometimes pick up my microphone Yeah. Yeah. Your little pink microphone. We're back, baby. We got our Dunkin' Refreshers.
We're back. We're a little late. We had a snowstorm. Things were happening. I'd like to jump right in with some things that have annoyed me thus far in my week.
I love this because literally when I tell you we've been holding back, the two episodes a week is giving me life. I've never had more shit to say. Get on it.
I actually think it's making me more present in my everyday life because I'm like, I'll be talking to someone. I'll be like, sorry, can you repeat that? Because I'm going to talk about it on my podcast.
No, the amount of times I don't respond to someone and just start writing in my notes app and they're like, are you okay? I'm like, this is going to be perfect for something. I can't get into it right now. I'm curating content for the viewers.
I also have a small surprise for you. Like when we get into it, like not even a surprise, like something I need to read to you. Anyway, first and foremost on my docket.
You're like, I have a surprise I can read. Continue. She's like, I figured out a sentence. I sounded out some words and you know, it forms a sentence.
Somebody said to me the other day, like, oh, the how to giggle book. And I go, the what? they go oh the book my friend wrote yeah oh you mean last year you mean last year i'm talking about 2026 baby that was last fiscal year i've moved on um my first gripe because i think it happened like right after we recorded last week did you see the live climber
I knew you were going to say that.
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Chapter 2: What annoyances did the hosts experience this week?
Every girl is like the things men do instead of going to therapy. What were your thoughts? I thought it should be illegal, first of all.
I thought, this seems like a huge liability for Netflix. They just bought another company. This guy dies. It's all done.
No, and at the end, he's just standing on top of it. And I'm like, at any moment, he could sneeze. A bird could hit him in the head. Also, if he were to die, I mean, I guess they had like- I guess they'd cut the camera. It must have been delayed a little. Yeah. But that would have traumatized a generation. Yeah.
When he got to the top, I go, now how's he getting in the building?
That's what I was like, is there a helicopter coming?
How's he getting down?
Also, the things men do to not take care of their family, like spend some quality time with your children. And then having his wife watch like he's at war or something was strange.
There are men that will literally throw a fit if their wife goes on like a girl's weekend.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about the live climber incident?
And I've been able to do that. So if you guys want hope and you want to look towards like something that's motivational and inspiring, Paige and I both haven't run a mile in a long time. Can I?
i guess what your mile was at your height of like your peak athleticism well this is a sports podcast let's go don't get me going girl this is my let's go wait i've been waiting my whole life i'm gonna say at your peak you could run one mile sprint in like four minutes and 30 seconds
Okay. That's insane. Under four minutes is like the best. The way I love you so much. You're like, well, you're my best friend. You're strong. You're fast. Okay. Not to get into my dark past, but after you have tennis season. we all have a summer free and you can stay at the school and train, but not all of us do. And then I did my first season like freshmen. And then I was, I did.
That sounds traumatizing. So when you come back, the coach isn't just like, welcome back guys. He's like, so what'd you guys do all summer? And are you ready to play? And we're like, what do you mean? And he goes, it's like survivor. And he's like, okay, we're all going to do the mile test. And if you, if you run, more than seven minutes, you're not making the team.
So you're immediately up for an elimination. Wait, more than seven minutes? Yeah, so if you run over seven minutes, you're not qualified for your scholarship. So my fastest was 615, which for like a sprinter, that's pretty good. And famously, my friend was puking in the bathroom after. So I went in, I started puking and the whole team started puking.
And that's a trauma bond that you can never undo. And it's women supporting women. And we all felt so light and skinny afterwards. It was truly amazing. You would have loved it.
That I would love. So yeah. No, I can't. I don't ever. That's why like when anyone's ever like, oh my God, you're going to be on Traders or like you should do. I'm like, I'm not running. For someone else?
Well, it's my thing. Like, I've lived a lot of lives and I'm like, I've done this shit. And the amount of messages I got from the last episode of me explaining the nuances of tennis, like, rudeness to you made me realize, like... Also, I was on a team with seven girls who had to play against each other. Like, this was...
this was torture this was torture but speaking of traders i watched the first episode well i fell asleep but i like started the season i watched the first episode yeah it's so much funnier now that i know the colton lore to go back and like be starting the season because in the very first episode He kind of says, here's the thing with, here's my thing with like men that I think.
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