Chapter 1: What are the main themes covered in this episode?
Sup, gigglers.
Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
what's up my galactic gigglers i'm saying do i always say that yeah okay because someone ran up to me and they were like what's up galactic well you know what's funny is that's the only word that pops into my head and it's like not giggly squad coded at all it's always g word in the english language quote me it's quote me check it um i want to bring something up immediately yeah this is our first second episode
Oh, right.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about their first second episode?
Ever. Oh, this is our first second episode. Yeah, and I came with a lot of notes because I was worried we'd forget what to say. Hannah came with a lot of notes because we hung out yesterday. Which was such a mistake. By the way, hanging out with us is not fun because we will bring something up, start laughing, and then one of us goes, hold it. Save it for camera. Yeah.
Chapter 3: What funny incident occurred during a recent hangout?
So then Des is sitting there like, uh. It's also not fun hanging out with us if you're not us. I thought you were going to say in general.
Yeah.
Yeah, in general, it's not. Because Des was around, Joe was around, and they were just, like, not speaking. And I was like, I'm performing with my friend right now. Also, my thing is, like, we're obviously laughing. Just add to the laugh. Just keep laughing with us. Throw in a joke. Why don't you participate? Tag it up. But anyway, so we're hanging out with Hannah. We're laughing hysterically.
And then... something happens and she like looks over at a table and there's a book on the table. And she goes, surely someone has been in here, broken in, stolen your stuff and replaced it with other people's things. There was a Colleen Hoover book sitting on the table, which I know a man's not reading that book. Here's the thing. Sorry that I want to better myself in 2026.
And I just was like, I don't read. I never read. I should read. And sometimes I get put on book talk and a girl was like, this is the best book ever. And the only reason I picked the book I picked is because there's a movie coming out. This is my question. How much have you actually read it? No, I just got it. When you saw it, it had just been delivered.
I looked at it, looked up at her, and I looked at you like I caught you doing crystal meth. Like, I was like, do you want to talk about this? Like, does your family know? What kind of double life have you been living? Do I know who you are? Hannah literally looks at it and goes, what the heck is this? I got like disturbed because everything I know about you, I question now.
I'm like, I didn't know what you were talking about. And I was like, Oh my God, what? And I was like, that's a book. I don't know. I envisioned if you were to read, it would be a picture book or a pop culture magazine or self-help. Or as we like to do, we just watch something on Netflix and put closed captions. And that's reading. You want to know what it really boils down to?
I haven't felt this. And I love feeling better than people. Yeah. It's like one of my favorite feelings. Yeah. And I haven't felt that in a while.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on book clubs and reading?
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All gorgeous, stunning models who were like, by the way, join my book club. And you're like, oh, she's multidimensional. Yeah. Are they meeting? Or this is like on the internet? Let's be honest. I've never clicked into a book club. Right. So you don't know the actual logistics of it. And the logistics stress me out. So I'm not sure. Maybe I'll join Kaia Gerber's book club. You never know.
Or maybe you... We're not doing a Giggly Book Club. We don't have the bandwidth. That's actually... Then I've really lost the plot. Actually, my mom...
who's retired right now has a book club um actually she has a knitting club and another club she said knitting is the best gossip like she gets there all they do is gossip and she couldn't go the last week and she's like i have so much so behind she's so behind on the gossip wait speaking of clubs have you seen the ashley tisdale
cut article like that was the book i wanted to read this week the cut article but i have a book i want to read the cut has such small font it it intimidates me i did you read the article i didn't read i skimmed i skimmed up i skimmed the article i didn't read the full article but i read like a thing that did like a synopsis of it and it was basically like ashley didn't say any names she basically said how she felt after having a baby and then joining a mom club
and how it eventually turned into like- Was it a club or just like a friend group? It was like a friend group. Look, I'm not like fully abreast of the mom club situation, but I know that that is like a real thing now. Like, did you have to get hazed to get in? People will have like Facebook groups in their area. And it's like, if you live in this like neighborhood, this is the group.
And then you can like ask the moms different stuff. It sounds good in theory. Yes. But in reality- Yeah, a friend group. This is why we only have each other as friends. Like, a friend group is so intense because there's just so many different personalities. Add in your hormonal. You, like, just had a baby. You hate your husband. You probably hate your husband. Mm-hmm.
So she writes this article, which actually I thought was, is cool of the cut to like have different celebrities like write certain like essays.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How do men approach bathroom breaks differently?
Like I think that's fun. So she writes this article. She basically, she does not say anyone's name. She does not say the reason, like the main reason why she left. She puts it all on herself. Like that she didn't feel included. There were certain like situations where she felt like left out. I didn't feel included as saying like I was bullied. Yes. Okay. This is our knitting club right now.
Hilary Duff's husband. First of all, nobody's talking about the fact that we're talking about a feud between Ashley Tisdale, Sharpay Evans, and Hilary Duff, Lizzie McGuire. Like, I don't think we're putting enough emphasis on that. Also, like, I didn't know Hilary Duff had a husband. She has a husband. She has. Yes. She has a husband, and... Huge Hilary Duff fan. Huge. Love her. Love.
Really, like, love her stuff. She had a song come out. Let's go. Love her work. I do think, and I feel the same way with, like, reality TV when the ladies get into fights. Anytime a husband jumps in, I'm always like... No. No. No. No, it's not your... Like, you don't need to... Do you envision that, like, he was talking to Hillary about it and, like... I was like, I'm just going to post it.
Yeah, and, like, maybe she felt a little hurt and then he felt like, well... I have to stick up for you. I'm going to get involved. I'm going to get involved. He basically posted a comment that was since deleted, but people obviously screenshotted it, saying that Ashley Tisdale is a narcissist, self-centered, and that she was the problem. But Mandy Moore was in this group.
There was one other famous person. Oh, the blonde. Meghan Trainor. Meghan Trainor, yes. Look at us. I'm like, wait, what was this mom club like, though? What did you guys talk about before it failed? Okay, I have multiple thoughts. First of all, do you think Ashley got really hurt and she was like, maybe other moms will relate and feel less alone? Other moms have left mom groups, yes.
Yes, but I guess at that level, you posting something and not naming names. People know. Look. People know.
people know and even we may not know right but they know and it was enough to call to cause a kerfuffle in the community ashley writing the article i have to read the article she knew what she was doing yeah like and i don't think it was a bad thing yeah she was hurt and she wanted to express that she was hurt okay you know what this needs A reunion. You can host it.
Let's get the girls together and let's talk it out like adults. You know what it means? You know what? Rather than reunions, I think we should start doing... And we'll bring this up to Hulu or Netflix or anyone who's interested. We should start doing more of like a Judge Judy thing. Okay, that's crazy you brought that up because you know how people always DM us with issues and stuff?
I'd love to bring it on and they're fighting and we will pick sides. After you said on the pod the other day, if you're going to DM Paige about your boyfriend, it's done. I got so many DMs like, okay, I know I shouldn't be doing this, but just this one situation, what do you think? And I'm like, leave him. I feel like you were Judge Judy in another life. Yeah, because, yeah.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on plastic surgery for men?
I'm not going to name names, but you know who you are. One of the moms is just there for the alcohol, but it is at her house. So everyone lets it go. They're like, she hosts. She hosts. But then every now and then she gets a little too drunk and starts getting into opinions of the book. And they're like, we know you didn't read it. You've never read a book.
And she's like, but I disagree with your opinion. A classic 10th grade page.
and you know guess who's the most fun she is she is so but her husband giggly squad is built on having opinions with no knowledge actually people have asked me opinions on like how to do reality tv and i was like you just have to have a strong opinion whether you care or not that's how you're successful just get an opinion and lean into it even if you're wrong even people asking like
advice on podcasting i'm like i don't know what other people do but i know that what we do we will fight not be suggested so this book club the her husband reads everything and loves it and it's at their house but she's you know drinking this is this is couples oh couples so they all come are your parents swingers
it's middle of the day too and all these couples come together and they've read the book and my mom you know she's a teacher she's an avid reader she's read it she has an analysis she's marked pages my dad tries to he always falls every every month he says i'm gonna read it he falls off which you know like many of us it's where i get it from um so yeah book clubs clubs i think are back bring clubs back
Just trying to rack my brain on what fucking club I would ever join at the ripe age of 33. There's not a single club you could get me into right now. Actually, you're right. When I was younger, I did love like a volleyball club for socializing. Yeah. You've been really going to like Pilates classes, though. And I feel like you have like friends there.
Like, you know, like whatever place you go to, you know, people there. Let's just say when I walk in, I get the... You get a nod. I get a nod. And then someone's a little like, I'm like, yeah, the bathroom's over there. Like, I know what's going on. Yeah. But you have to say I did faint in my last Pilates class. No one knows because I'm never telling anyone.
Please tell this story because it's so me. I'm like, when you told me this story, I was shocked. So I also, I think I hadn't eaten. And when I say I hadn't eaten, I think I just had one breakfast. It was around lunchtime. All I had was a burrito, a chipotle, and then I had some French toast. So you had breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I had breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and I showed up, but I was feeling kind of hungry. But I was like, I could do this. And the teacher was...
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Chapter 7: What humorous stories do the hosts share about their nail salon experiences?
And then I started having like a mini panic attack. Because you're scared you're going to pass out. Yeah. And then you know when you're watching yourself have a panic attack. Yeah. Looking around like. You're like, no one's noticing that inside I'm dying. No, there's some... Did your vision go? That's always like my first indication. Yes, I was blurry vision.
It all was like... So in that moment, I had a bunch of different voices. I said, Hannah, suck it up. You're doing Pilates. A pregnant lady is bossing you around. You could do this. Then a part of me was like... Call 911. Call the police. You just start smiling like Lenore. You're like, it hurts less if you smile. Do you know what I actually did? Now I remember because I blacked it out.
I started just messing with my socks. I started getting off the machine just messing with my socks. Yeah, like, oh, I'm just fixing something. Yeah, my sock is like off. Did you have water? Yeah, but it was also like the other girl was fine. I mean, the other girl was like breezing. She was like, this is easy. So I mess with both my socks. I've ran out of sock options.
and i know the instructor it's not like i'm in a big finance bro should come out with a line of socks and name it sock options like stock options anyway email me later about it okay so you're like i've fiddled with enough socks i need a game plan here so i just go i have to go to the bathroom yeah so how many minutes are left in the class at this point
You know when you don't even... You're like, this could be another hour. I think there was like 20 minutes left. So I go to the bathroom. I shut the door. And I just fall on the floor. Best feeling of my life. Laying down on a cold stranger's bathroom floor. Nothing like it. I mean, I was at peace for the first time in my life, some would say. My whole life went flashing by me.
I saw me as a child playing with butterflies. Now imagine... A D1 redhead. saying, oh, do you feel like you're going to pass out? Head towards the stage. In that exact moment. And you're like, all I want is a tile floor. I'm lying there and I'm just, I'm getting my breath. And in that moment, I know if I can get it together pretty quick, I still can get out of this without making a scene.
Why wouldn't you just say, guys, I'm going to literally pass out? Because I have, that is such a great question. I could not admit that I was falling apart. Interesting. And that's my childhood. See, okay. Because then I'm not a good person. This is where we're different.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on their friendships and self-awareness?
Yeah. When something traumatic happens to us, you're like, no, it didn't. No one noticed it. I'll deal with it later. Where I'm like... I'll deal with this in 10 years. People should be arrested because I'm feeling attacked. Well, it's funny. You're like... They're the problem for me. I'm like, I'm the problem. I'm the one who has an issue.
So I'm laying down and then I realized, like, I can tell her I have my period. Like, I start coming up with all these lies. Like, God forbid, I just say I got lightheaded in your class. I'm sorry. And I'm like, I have a reputation uphold in this town.
i get up and i start washing my hands and i realize wait i feel okay okay like i think you know the cold water actually on your wrist probably i also feel like i didn't go into a full panic attack you know when you feel it coming on and you're like not today motherfucker i've had that before where you feel it and then you go i can get out of it now and i wish i could give you guys good advice besides laying on the bathroom floor but that's what did it for me yeah get back
Like nothing happened. Just kept going. Wow. You just had like, then you were just like dehydrated. You weren't like having. I ate a French fry. I came back in. Wait, did you tell your mom this story? No, I don't want her being worried about me. Oh my God. But she'll call me afterwards. For her to hear it.
She'll call me afterwards and I would be like, mom, that's why I have to eat seven meals a day so I don't faint. And that's why I don't go to parties anymore, you know? But anyway. Anyhow. Oh, wait, can we just. You have something. Well, I just want to talk about men. Yeah. We built a whole career on it.
And I feel like this is one thing we haven't talked about men, which is hard to find, but their bathroom... Routines. Their bathroom breaks. Their bathroom breaks. Because I didn't realize this was a thing. Yeah. Some men are fast with it, but there is an epidemic out there. When men take poops, they make it... A ritual. A ritual. They make it main character energy.
They take a whole business day. They put it on their calendar. You can't contact them during it. And they also do this thing where they slip away. Like, you know, like they're like, I'll be right back. And you're like, okay. And then four hours go by. And you're like, wait, what happened in there?
And I feel like mothers probably deal with this where like you have kids running around and your husband disappears because he has to poop, which I'm going to be honest. I can't tell you the last time I took a regular nap. I'm in the stool. How nice must it be? It's so fucking easy being a man. They're regulated. Their hormones are never going crazy. But this is the thing.
They're not like, in my head, it's like, oh, they're taking these huge, massive poops that take forever. I don't look. They're on their phone. They're on their phone. They're just getting away from. Yeah. Which, yes, that's what I did during Pilates. Men do it all the time. I even think like at work, like they're first of all, they're getting paid more anyway.
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