Chapter 1: What topics do the hosts introduce at the beginning of the episode?
Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. My matcha loaf. Is it green? Because it's Wicked Week. I'm just kidding. Let's actually start with her eating.
Oh.
I was rolling, so we got that.
What's up, my green gigglers? Sorry. No, Hannah's chose right now to have breakfast.
Chapter 2: How do the hosts discuss their morning routines and daily challenges?
That was dry swallow. I have so much to talk about today. First of all, it's Sunday. Yeah. Wake up, glorious snowing. Text Grace at 9 a.m., She doesn't answer. I'm like, okay, she's probably brushing her teeth. She's peeing or in the shower maybe. She's always right before me. Right. And we have to be somewhere by 11. Yeah. So there's two hours, but like it's nine. Yeah.
Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on emergency contacts and relationships?
So then I call her. She doesn't answer. Then I'm like, okay, I'm going to call her again because she might be sleeping. She might have overslept.
Yep.
Then I went full mom mode and I was like, she's lying down in the street unconscious. Someone needs to find Grace. She went out last night. She never came. Well, do you have Grace's location? I'm like not a location person. I don't even have my husband's location. What? No, you need to start taking down people's locations. Paige, we don't have each other's locations.
Chapter 4: How do the hosts describe their experiences with male comics and friendships?
I don't have your location? Wait a second. Wait a second. I feel like... I'm probably the only person that you would want to know. I don't have your location. I always want to know your location. Sierra just randomly took my location one day. I have Sierra's location. She likes just having it. Yeah. I check in to see where she is every once in a while. Sometimes she really throws me for a loop.
One time I checked, she was in Vancouver. Oh, yeah. She's always in London.
Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts share about the portrayal of gay relationships in media?
No, I think having people's location is very... Clearly not that much because you never asked me for it. Well, you have a husband. You have other people that are watching you. Like, if you go missing, I'm probably not the first person that's going to notice. It's going to be someone else. And that person should have your location.
That's like when Des and I got in a fight because I put my mom down as my emergency contact. Wait, I didn't know that. You didn't know that? No, for what? I don't know, some DMV stuff. And he looks at me and he was like, did you just put your mom? And I was like, yeah, she's the only adult I know. And he was like, I'm your husband.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts critique the societal expectations of women in relationships?
I'm your emergency contact. I'm like, you're always with me. You're not my emergency contact. Wait, he's also like always out of town. Yeah, you're always out of town, like speaking Mandarin to someone on the phone. You're a spy. I'm not putting your contact down. Normalize not having your spouse be your emergency contact. When does your mom not become your emergency contact?
I think when you get married. Wait, no, no, no. My husband is not taking care of me. That's disgusting and not feminist. Also, I do have to say, people are like, oh, it's aā Wait, this is, I think, going to start, like, a real conversation. Yeah.
Chapter 7: What do the hosts think about the impact of method acting on personal identity?
Like, I don't thinkā My dad's not my emergency contact ever. Why would I put my husbandā Are you Des's? But you're Des's, obviously. I told him, how long have you been doing that? You're like, do you want to put my mom down?
No, I said that.
I said, I have my mom's number if you need. She's available for all of us at all times. That's her only job on this world is to make sure in emergencies she's there for me. I'm like, should I put Lenore down? Also, side note, who's ever needed an emergency contact? Because I got hit by a car once and I'm pretty sure they didn't have an emergency contact.
You know, in my phone, like if something were to ever happen to me and like the police are like, oh, where's her phone? If you go in my phone, my mom is my emergency contact in my phone.
Chapter 8: What conclusions do the hosts draw about gender dynamics and comedy?
You can make that like a thing. You're such a nervous Nelly. I love it. You're like, well, I'm very prepared for this moment. I'm like, if there's an apocalypse, someone's going to call my mom. Can I say one thing about marriage too? Everyone's like, oh, it's embarrassing to have a boyfriend. It's more embarrassing to be married. And then I was thinking about gay people and how jealous I am.
Like when gay people get married, it's a movement. Yes. When I get married, I'm embarrassing. Well, again, only for girls. Only for girls. Yeah. When men get married, everyone goes, thank God. Yeah. Like when men get married, they're like, oh, he finally settled down. Like. He worked on himself. He waited. He's going to be on track. He's like, yep. She's going to hold him down. Yes.
He was all crazy. She's his rock. Yeah, she's his rock. She's holding him down. But when we do it, it's like your life expectancy is going to go down and just the overall quality of it. Your friends stop acting for your location. They're literally like, bye. Bye, bitch. She goes, you're married. I'm like, okay, I never see my husband. Wait, speaking of... We have so much to talk about today.
We have so much to talk about. Did you see that TikTok video of the girl getting mugged in like, I think she was on vacation, like in like Columbia or somewhere? That's so your algorithm, girls getting mugged. No, I have nice sweet cat videos. She's got her backpack on. She's with her male friend, which we can only assume is her boyfriend, husband, or fiance. Or it could be platonic.
We don't fully know yet. See, I immediately went to gay, but continue. What we do know is she's got her backpack on. He's got his backpack on. They're looking at something. Looks like they're looking at directions on the phone. Someone comes from around the corner, tries to snatch her phone. She starts fighting the guy like, no, you're not taking my phone.
The man she's with runs away, runs away behind a wall, okay? This woman's fighting for her life. A random guy from the street sees it's happening, runs up. I think he might've even been like on a motorcycle or something. And, like, pulls up, runs to her, helps her, gets the guy away from her, and then her boyfriend comes, like, walking back into frame, like, are you okay?
Talk about never being able to get wet again around him. No, I would actually murder him. Also, side note, if I did have a gay best friend with me, I feel like gay guys are the first to be like, let me beat his ass. There's also nothing I love more than being with my gay guy friends. And they start acting like your boyfriend, like at the airport. They're like, I'll grab you. I'm like.
No, when you remember, like, wait, they're really strong. Like sometimes Mitchell will do something and I'll be like, oh, my God, I forget that. Like you're like a man. You're a man. And people see you in the street. They don't know you. And like you're a man. So they're all automatically like respecting you.
It's funny because that's like the only thing we need men for is like to defend us in that very specific situation that may or may not happen. And it's funny because I'm with an older man. And to take our bags down from the overhead space. Which they never do. By the way, actually yesterday on the flight, I'm sitting next to this man, which I was like, oh no, this could go badly.
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