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Giggly Squad

Giggling about glambots, tuning forks, and getting botched

06 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous moments kick off the episode?

0.031 - 3.319 Hannah Berner

Sup, gigglers.

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3.8 - 5.184 Paige DeSorbo

Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

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5.845 - 7.228 Hannah Berner

Manifest that shit.

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7.249 - 12.321 Unknown

We can't be managed.

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12.341 - 14.867 Paige DeSorbo

I mean, the day just got away from me.

15.742 - 18.208 Hannah Berner

Hello, my Garganzola gigglers.

18.228 - 18.429 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah.

18.75 - 23.542 Unknown

How are you? You know, that's so funny. I just put some Garganzola in the refrigerator.

23.843 - 46.955 Hannah Berner

That is so you. She's like, I was like, it's a Garganzola week. We have oregano, drips, Garganzola. Why am I saying Gargan? It's Gorgon. And also real quick housekeeping. The day after Valentine's Day, February 15th, I'm going to be in Long Island. Strong Island, Westbury, get tickets. I have two more months left in the tour and then I'm retiring. So... Yes, honey. I can't wait to retire.

Chapter 2: What happened during Paige's recent Botox experience?

219.177 - 229.821 Unknown

It would be gone in two months anyway. So like I wasn't really freaking out. The only reason I was freaking out is I was like, honey, I'm a woman in STEM. I've got things coming up. I've got places to be.

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Chapter 3: How does Paige feel about her facial reconstruction situation?

229.881 - 231.745 Unknown

People are going to be looking at my...

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232.653 - 250.813 Hannah Berner

You're playing in the Super Bowl. Like, things are happening. No, like, I literally am suiting up for the game. I hate when people are like, we can't tell you what's happening when there's stuff going on. But basically, Paige and I were shooting something yesterday that was very fun. But we spent a lot of time together yesterday. We did.

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250.793 - 266.98 Hannah Berner

we had a proper time we were like obsessed with each other for the last 24 hours we were together from 11 a.m really 10 30 till like 6 p.m you facetimed me the night before for a full hour and afterwards i was like this could have been a podcast

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267.027 - 272.656 Unknown

And once you do hit a flow state with your friend, it's actually really hard to stop.

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272.796 - 281.31 Hannah Berner

Well, because you have to beat it. You have to beat the last piece of gossip. You have to start making up shit. Like, I don't even have strong opinions on things. And I'm like, you know what I think?

282.372 - 306.079 Unknown

And Hannah and I had this song. We were like, wait, are we going to be 80 and, like, talk about the same thing? Like, obviously, like, I feel like there's a canon event in our friendship that like, no matter what, we go back to that moment. And like, it could be like a completely separate conversation. So I'm just wondering, like at 75, am I going to be like,

307.392 - 323.443 Hannah Berner

Well, you know, a hundred percent. Now, this is also people have told me this is how I am. Like I have a little amnesia because I love telling stories and people I'll tell a full story. Like you literally just told me that. But like, yeah, you enable me where like, you know how much fun I have.

323.423 - 350.14 Hannah Berner

beating a dead horse from different sides and angles like you break a bat you pick up another one and you keep going sorry pita but you see my husband he's like i'm not talking about this with you again You, you look at me like you've never even heard this subject before. You say, wait, wait, what? Wait, what? You said you get some popcorn. You go, what is this?

350.38 - 352.423 Hannah Berner

What is this thing that we've been talking about?

Chapter 4: What are the benefits of using tuning forks for wellness?

1574.647 - 1581.238 Hannah Berner

Yeah. But when I have a padded bra, I suddenly feel like I have boobs and you know I don't want to have boobs.

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1581.269 - 1585.956 Unknown

And I'm over here buying the Skims nipple bra every chance I get.

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1586.697 - 1603.399 Hannah Berner

We're going to the fucking library. I also think when I wear, I feel like I'm wearing Victoria's Secret push-up bras whenever I have anything with padding on. And I think everyone's staring at my boobs. And I think if someone punched me in the boob, I wouldn't feel it. Do you remember those push-up bras?

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1603.539 - 1623.122 Unknown

Yeah, but I was just going to say like a bombshell. Like when those first came out, I was like. That was a football uniform. Like I could tackle a motherfucker. I kind of miss that era. Like an Abercrombie shirt and like a Victoria's Secret pink push-up bra that I like begged my mom to get.

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1623.102 - 1652.485 Unknown

yeah that was like eight inches of padding and it was like up to your chin shoot i was just gonna say something now i forget wait with the victoria's secret bra too um what was i gonna say why did we just get so dumb at the same minute like i literally feel like i just passed out and came to and i'm like i feel like i'm high but i'm not it's just the morning it's 1 30 p.m are you ever like with your friend and like

1653.275 - 1658.802 Unknown

You truly have talked about anything. And so then you're like, so I guess that's what's going on.

1659.062 - 1680.447 Hannah Berner

Well, me and you are weird because we will talk over each other for 20 minutes straight and then be silent on our phones for 10 minutes, but not have any transition. Like no one's like, I'm going to go look at my phone now. It's like suddenly it's just actually literally yesterday I called you fully Sheena Shea because I was mid conversation. Suddenly I hear.

1683.363 - 1685.89 Hannah Berner

And I'm like, okay, Vanderpump Rules Season 2.

1686.21 - 1696.377 Unknown

It's my favorite thing when you call me Sheena. Like when I'm on my phone. Because I just, like, I love it so much. I think it's so funny. No, I love the sound of my nails on.

Chapter 5: What conspiracy theories relate to the use of bells and sound healing?

1932.869 - 1935.293 Unknown

Okay, apparently... Apparently...

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1935.273 - 1949.181 Hannah Berner

there's an email going around from 2019 now whenever this stuff happens it makes me feel like it's a it's a hit it's like a someone like is sitting on someone someone was coming for him for some reason i don't know why but um

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1949.566 - 1953.931 Unknown

And that's why you have to have a private investigator, like, on call at certain times.

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1953.951 - 1958.958 Hannah Berner

I guess a bride asked him, like, can I do a glam bod at my wedding? Which is, like, totally valid.

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1959.158 - 1959.338 Unknown

Iconic.

1959.358 - 1970.612 Hannah Berner

Iconic. Good for her. Like, woman of the arts. And I guess he kind of was like, you can't afford me. Or he gave her, like, an insane number. Which, honestly...

1970.592 - 1998.22 Unknown

you're running your business i know people who are like super busy and someone will ask her to do something and she'll be like yeah for a crazy amount and well it's kind of like hairstylists and makeup artists like yes yeah maybe they start out doing weddings but then they start doing like other things and like things that pay that aren't as time consuming whatever and you just like you grow your business so like i get if you were a celebrity hairstylist and some random person was like do my wedding they'd be like okay for like 200k you know something crazy

1998.2 - 2016.31 Hannah Berner

Crazy. So I actually didn't even see the email, but this is what I think I heard online. So take it all with a grain of salt. But I didn't know it became like a thing. I thought it was going to be about J-Lo. The glam bod is a humiliation ritual. It never goes well. I asked you. You said you did it once. Like, was it scary?

2016.29 - 2040.694 Hannah Berner

literally terrifying because you like freeze up because you're like i need every angle of me to look good and then you look frozen and then it's like a mosquito coming at you select few people that are really good at it though but like i feel like they've done it multiple times they know what to expect yeah also under pressure i'll crack doing anything like tell me to say my name and i'll say it wrong so like i can't imagine

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