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Giggly Squad

Giggling about gorgina, gossip pits, and jury duty

16 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the challenges of mattress shopping?

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67.936 - 81.27 Hannah Berner

What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

81.29 - 84.834 Paige DeSorbo

Okay, this was Paige's. What's up, my Gorgina gigglers?

84.914 - 85.494 Hannah Berner

Yes.

85.514 - 88.317 Paige DeSorbo

That was actually a thing in 2016. I called everyone Gorgina.

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Gorgine.

Chapter 2: What does 'Gorgina' mean and how did it start?

327.473 - 343 Paige DeSorbo

Incredible. Incredible. If she was a man, people would be like... There would be a statue somewhere. She'd have 10 Netflix specials already. Like, done the deal. The deal would have been out. She would have been in the Jumanji movie already. Yeah. She'd be on every AT&T commercial.

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Not that she's not doing well by the way. She's doing incredible. What is the celebrity pipeline to phone commercials?

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353.461 - 357.047 Paige DeSorbo

Once you hit AT&T, you know shit is real.

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You're like, Jason Bateman does T-Mobile? That's so interesting. Obviously, top line is Amy Poehler, queen. I love that she won the Golden Globe for best podcast. First year, it's the category.

Chapter 3: Why is 2016 significant for the hosts?

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Started her podcast 10 months ago based on... I see so many men doing it not well. I can do it 10 times better with giving 25% of the effort. And she really did. And now look, Amy is like a grown adult. She's so sweet, so nice. I don't feel like she has a vindictive bone in her body.

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And I think she's actually said that she has a very good relationship with her ex-husband, Will Arnett, who they have two children with. but there had to be a little bit, just a small ounce of, Now watch me walk up on this stage and accept this award. Something you've been doing for five years.

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Now as Italians, we knew what was happening in the room in that moment. Beautiful. Beautiful. We're dancing in our grapes.

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That was art. That was pure art. One thing I do want to point out about the Golden Globes was the budget cut. What was the room? It felt like the ceiling was very low. Like when they did like a full pan of the room, I was like... Wait, is this in like a gymnasium?

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443.639 - 461.059 Paige DeSorbo

It felt like a little comedy club. I do feel like every time there's an award season, it's like the first time I've ever seen an award season. And it's the first time I'm like, wait, we just had an award show yesterday. Now we're doing another award show today. It makes me feel like movies are just made for this award show run.

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I'm so happy you said that because I had to look up. I literally went to Google and I said, the difference between all the award shows, give it to me now.

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No one knows the difference. They're like, these people are voting, but they're just saying different academies. I think it's one guy in a booth.

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The Golden Globes are voted on both. From, no, foreign press. Foreign vibe. Foreign press. What is the foreign press?

Chapter 4: What is the current state of Chicago sports teams?

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So anyone who writes articles about the industry, about the TV shows, about the movies, about the actors, they're voting Golden Globes.

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But it's not the critic's choice.

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That's the people.

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The critics are different than the press?

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The critics are the people, like, of America. The people can vote on the people's critics.

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And you know what is kind of annoying is that to win the Oscar... Which is the Academy. Which is the Academy, who we apologize for. Yeah. you have to have like, it's all politics.

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And then the SAG Awards, which I think they renamed to the Actors Awards, that's each, they're voting on each other. So I would say that, I would say that the celebrities probably care less

530.125 - 546.43 Paige DeSorbo

they want possibly about the actor awards they want the oscar also the actor awards they're all just voting for themselves and they say like whoever wins the golden globe that's usually like who will win the oscar can i say what's pissing me off yeah i've been holding it in okay

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She's finding it.

Chapter 5: How does the podcast reflect on 90s parenting styles?

773.072 - 786.496 Paige DeSorbo

Well, it's funny because Gabby loves you, but Gabby, like, respects our marriage. Yeah. And also, like, it needs to be, like, you, I don't know, you guys haven't met in person. I know, which is so crazy. So it gets, like, kind of weird. So Gabby's always, like, does Paige like me? I'm like, she loves you.

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It's just you never met. Anytime I scroll a clip of hers, I always hit a like because I'm like, that's my, I'm supporting my friend's friend. I'm supporting your friend.

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a family tree that's my friend-in-law that's my literal friend-in-law and that's like a funny thing when you like meet a friend through a friend there is that respect of like that's my friend's friend but also there's a certain kind of friend where you're like if you hadn't met her first I would have been your friend too and I approve of you yeah and but I just surround myself with hot blondes

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You're no better than a man. You're no better than a man. I actually, you know what? We give a lot of hate to men, but I'm quite misogynistic. Like there are so many times where I'm like, you could have put makeup on. Smile. You're not having a good time.

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838.058 - 849.935 Paige DeSorbo

I did get on my TikTok. Someone was like, where have all the size eights gone? And I said, Babe, I've been here. Whatever happened to having some ovaries?

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You know what I always think about? And I want to say it was like 2013 and it was Jessica Simpson. I think she had like just had a baby like a month prior and they attacked her. And like you look at those pictures now and you're like, so she was a size six, you freak.

865.233 - 876.066 Paige DeSorbo

There was drama too about like Amy Schumer when she was doing all those movies and she was like, I'm the ugly fat girl. And everyone's like, you are beautiful blonde. Yeah. Size eight.

876.046 - 900.72 Paige DeSorbo

yeah and everyone's like look at this fat girl who's starring no it's great starring in a movie thank god she's funny because if she wasn't funny no one would put her anywhere it's so true and amy had to play the like but that is what giggly squad is about and i hate to say it and i'm so biased about the gigglers but it's just a bunch of like really hot funny women who listen to our pod

900.7 - 914.422 Paige DeSorbo

And I've done the research. I've been in the bathroom. I see who comes in and says hi to me. Someone said that me in public bathrooms is Amy Poehler. Grace reposted it. Amy Poehler wearing the Jeremy hat. Anyway, I'll see you guys in the bathroom. Anywho.

Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about the Golden Globes?

1109.09 - 1127.597 Paige DeSorbo

Cause I think she's a writer as well. So people are like, it's, they're just looking at the timelines and they're like, when she left him, he wasn't done writing the show and the show ended like shit. So what do we do with that information? Um, So anyway. If I had a nickel.

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If I had a motherfucking nickel. Yeah, keep going. No, that's it. That's it. Okay. Just wanted to piss you off. When you were talking about it, I thought you were going to say, because I then remembered I saw something that people thought it was chat GPT. Which, you know, we can add that to the flame. The only writer that I acknowledge is Shonda fucking Ryan. Like, I'm sorry.

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If that many shows can come out of one human, she is my chat GPT. Yes, yes. I think that that, how do you, we've never talked about this. Let's get into some FinTech. How do you feel about like, if there's like AI actresses or like if a show is completely written by chat GPT, like I almost borderline think it should be like illegal.

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1174.912 - 1182.82 Paige DeSorbo

Well, it's just really depressing. And I come from like the creative background where a lot of the comics were like, well, they'll never replace me.

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1182.8 - 1206.384 Paige DeSorbo

humor at the never place humor but these motherfuckers are getting smart like they're yeah they're getting smarter every except then they're also super dumb like there's a video clip going around that if you ask chat gpt like to spell strawberry it spells it wrong well because it's pulling from sources from humans and humans aren't smart smart and And it goes based off you.

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It's algorithmic, yeah. So like it learns you so it knows what to say. It's very scary.

1211.452 - 1213.795 Paige DeSorbo

It's very manipulative. It starts to tell you what you want to hear.

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Well, and that's why men are getting in relationships with them. So then that's not a myth. I'm scared about it. I'm scared about it.

1223.05 - 1232.334 Paige DeSorbo

We're scared about it. I saw iRobot. I mean, yes. That's all I'm going to say about that. Also, we did.

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