Giggling about hot dogs, hyrox, and camel toes

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What’s the vibe and who’s on the mic at the start of the episode?

Hannah Berner 0:02

What's up

Unknown 0:02

gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Please ball. I mean the day just got away from me.

Hannah Berner 0:15

Um thank you wait, I just thank you for giggling. I just started with the end. Perfect. Perfect. This is great. Um you guys, we're doing the opposite of what we did last episode. We're now recording at nine thirty PM. We both had a day, we're smoking imaginary cigarettes. I'm like I feel drunk.

Paige DeSorbo 0:37

You always do this when you go out and socialize. You like

Hannah Berner 0:43

I was out and

Paige DeSorbo 0:44

about

Hannah Berner 0:45

chatty cathying.

Paige DeSorbo 0:46

You get like high just from the streets. Like the streets keep me

Hannah Berner 0:51

going.

Paige DeSorbo 0:52

The

Hannah Berner 0:52

streets is

Paige DeSorbo 0:52

where I feel alive. Yeah, like if you had a drinking problem, it'd be scary.

Hannah Berner 0:58

Don't you think?

Hannah Berner 1:13

giving money to kids from Brooklyn who have like um play basketball and they like played a game but of course I got too passionate in it and I was like yelling at the kids. I was like, What is that defense? Anyway, I do have to say Paige's Saint Jude Hannity is so comfortable and I'm wearing it right now and I love it. Um so yeah, I just went to an event without you. You're supposed to come with me. I showed up alone. The f the best thing about that too is whenever I go somewhere without you, people are go Where's Paige? I go, Hi. Hi. I'm Hannah. I'm trying my best here. I know my other half isn't here. Did you meet Emmy Rossom? I have too much respect for Emmy Rossom. Yeah. It was one of those like, okay, I'll acknowledge her with a drive by, but I fully committed, like I'm just gonna keep walking.

Hannah Berner 1:59

But as I made eye contact We had a little moment where I think I think she wanted to talk to me. But I'm also delusional.

Paige DeSorbo 2:08

Okay, well can I give you a little tidbit of information? I asked her to come on in bed with Paige De Sorbo, but her schedule was not we were not aligning. The old schedule excuse. No sweat off my back. Like I've asked so many people to come on InBed with Paige Disorbo that have been like Can't know.

Hannah Berner 2:30

Kim DeSorbo. Kim was like, if you ask me one more time, I swear to God.

Paige DeSorbo 2:33

And I'm like, I never give it a second thought. I'm like, totally. Like, doesn't like I'm not ever gonna try and bug you. Like, you said no, like, awesome. She said that she felt so badly that she asked for my address to send me, like, like, I'm so sorry that I couldn't like come and do it. And I was like, That is so nice.

Hannah Berner 2:56

Okay, so she's an angel walking on this earth. See, she's an angel. Her aura, like she ca she's gorgeous. Like her aura was so crazy that I was like, I don't want to inflict any of my messy energy onto her right now. So I committed to like I'm not gonna try to talk to her. But then as I committed, she kind of looked at me like I know you, and then but I'm like, I mean, I already committed to not talking to you and respecting your space. So that was my story with Emmy Russum. And then oh this like older guy like complimented my outfit and you know I love talking to an older man and we're chatting, chatting, chatting. He's hilarious, he's funny, he's New York, love it. Well he walks away, someone goes, That's David Yeurman.

Hannah Berner 3:41

We He's the most adorable New Yorker. Me and him are like besties now. Everyone working there was like you just chatted with David Yearman for forty minutes and I was like, That's my best friend. Also reminded me of my grandpa, so of course I got him Wait, I

Paige DeSorbo 3:55

was just gonna say, he's like I just looked it up, he's eighty three.

Hannah Berner 3:59

Is he eighty three? He is he has a pep in his step.

Paige DeSorbo 4:04

Wait, do you know that Martha Stewart's eighty five?

Hannah Berner 4:07

Did she post on Instagram sh should I post my nudes or was that AI?

Paige DeSorbo 4:11

No, I think that was her.

Hannah Berner 4:12

Obsessed with her. Oh my god, I'm so obsessed with her.

Paige DeSorbo 4:16

Um, okay. How are you? Oh. Let's get into it, yeah.

Hannah Berner 4:21

I'm sitting at this basketball David Yearman event.

Paige DeSorbo 4:23

Mm-hmm.

Hannah Berner 4:24

And this guy's next to me, which I I talked to David Yearman people. I said, Never again. I can't be sitting next to a man.

Paige DeSorbo 4:30

Yeah,

Hannah Berner 4:31

you talked to one already. I know. He said, By the way My girlfriend is a giggler and I said, Good. You cl she has she has good taste. And he said, I do have to say, he's like, I used to listen to part of my take, which is a sports podcast.