Chapter 1: What humorous issues do Hannah and Paige discuss at the start?
Sup, gigglers.
Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
hello my giggly wiggly jigglies pigglies hold on i i saved so i'm not like on my phone i just saved something we literally just started and she's like no i'm paying attention keep talking i'm just i'm actually bored yeah um who are you who are you sexting
No, I saved something and I wanted to bring it up. Oh, okay. Listen to this. Five countries cracking down on influencers. China has banned influencers from speaking about topics they don't actually know about.
So we can't speak about anything anymore. Like literally anything.
Australia has effectively banned kid influencers after implementing world's first block on social media access for children under 16, which I actually so agree with. We stand. Spain, popular tourist spots have had to regulate or ban travel influencers after selfie tourism ruined the environments and infuriated locals.
whatever i whatever i digress the netherlands has banned influencers from promoting online gambling promoting partnerships between streamers and betting operators i mean true like we've been talking about that it is giving a little sexist though really it's giving sexist like i feel like influencers is giving we don't want women working France has banned influencers from promoting fast fashion.
They are also banned from promoting dangerous cosmetic surgeries and extreme dieting products.
Okay, I have a lot of thoughts. I haven't thought this through, so I'll work this out in live time. I feel like if you're banning influencers promoting fast fashion, stop blaming influencers. Go for the fast fashion. Go for the source. Not these girls who are just trying to make a buck. Go for the fucking billionaire who owns it.
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Chapter 2: How are influencers being regulated in various countries?
Butter, spoil. Butter doesn't do cat sitter. But I explained to the cat sitter, I had to get on a call with a cat sitter. I had to get interviewed. You had to Zoom. And they were like, tell us about your cat. I'm like, you're not going to see this bitch. She doesn't want to see you. Feed her and leave. She has a litter robot that's working overtime.
You just have to open up a can of wet food, get some water, get out of there.
She'll come.
so i'm running around and i get a text from grace who's also we have like multiple people on this cat sitter it's like my top priority and she's like butter hasn't eaten and i'm like okay every now and then someone like shuts the door and she's like stuck in a closet we gotta get the cat sitter back open every single crevice butter needs saving
so then the cat sitter's like she's still not eating and i'm like okay i'm starting to get really worried about my cat because it's like two three days what day yeah this is like two three days in if you google like how long can my cat go without food they're very dramatic they're like after 24 hours your cat is dead and i'm like okay
i'm not daphne daphne is stored for the winter so but then i start searching like when cats are stressed because they miss their owner and i was like i think butter's on a hunger strike And Grace was like, that seems really dramatic. And I'm like, well, don't count butter out.
She's so 90s. She's like, I just won't eat for five days and then I'll be at my goalie.
But I'm like, I'm very stressed. And Des is like, I'm getting in tomorrow. I'll know what's going to happen. He texts me. Butter comes out immediately rolling around on the rug. So happy to see everyone. Doesn't know everyone's been so scared. I'm like, why did you do a hunger strike? She just was like, I'm not touching that food from that stranger.
Sorry, stranger danger. She's like, actually, that stranger could have injected something into my wet food. Not going to traffic me, bitch. Not getting me. She's like, I've been stray before and I'm not going back. She's literally like, I've been rich and I've been poor and I'll pick rich every time.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of banning fast fashion promotions?
I die.
But I am really close to being like in the tennis Illuminati. Like I'm so close. I've had this. Wait, do you know how chic Indian Wells is? Indian Wells. Sorry, you guys, it's the morning. Indian Wells. Indian Wells is underneath the stadium court. There's a private no boo.
underneath the court that like you can't no one can go you have to get invited like you have to have like won a grand slam to go oh my god like they're like oh you played college tennis get the fuck out so it's not like operating every friday night and saturday it's operating like it's basically like oh roger federer is here take him to the nobu
oh it's chic it's chic so you didn't get to go no they actually like someone some security like pummeled me they were like don't even think about it they purposely were like if you heard about it no you didn't lululemon is like the sponsor of the tournament which is cool so i got to host a suite
fun by the way it's not easy to get to palm springs no it's not i've only been once i've never been to coachella have you i've never been to coachella and i'm so proud of that we've never been to any festival no festival i get never been to stage coach no well that's stage that's crazy stage you know there's a place in new york city called governor's island i've never been to it i've heard of it but the closer it is to me the scarier it is also
I feel like I just, those types of events, I feel like I hated in college, like I hated raves in college, but I went because we were in college and when your friends are doing something, you just do it. But now, but once I had free will, I was like, why would I... Why would I go sweat? Also, you know me. Music is... Triggering. It's not triggering, but I'm not traveling to see you.
I don't give a fuck. Well, part of me... I'll listen to you on my phone.
It's kind of how I feel about sports. If I actually care about the match or the game, I want to watch it in a dark room alone with my cat so I can actually watch it. If I want to listen to a song or watch a music video, I'm not like, let's invite a crew. Um... Let's go to the soundstage. Also, I'm a yapper. If there's people around me, I'm missing the whole concert.
And I'm like, great, I paid money to have the same conversation I have with my friends every day.
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Chapter 4: How does Hannah's cat Butter react to a cat sitter?
But I never put it on my body and my body feels great. But like my mom lotions every time after the shower because she's an adult and she like needs to. I feel like it's like coffee. It's like also I feel like even with like putting lip stuff on. I wonder is there anyone who like never puts lip stuff on and their lips are just like great all the time.
You know what I think about a lot? What? Remember when Mila Kunis came out and was like, I'm definitely not bathing my kids every single day. I do remember that. I don't know why, but I think about that a lot. Like I think about it at least once a month.
what was her reasoning i think her reasoning was like they don't get dirty like they're not dirty every single day and it's like i've seen my little niece and nephew and they can't have a meal without needing to be like thrown in a tub yeah host literally host down me too though i also love a shower
You love a shower. I also... Here's the thing. I have fully reverted back to the structure that my mother gave me in kindergarten. Like...
i'm waking up because you want to know what she was right all along why would i ever deviate from her goddamn plan i wake up i do what i have to do around five o'clock i go into the bathroom i take my shower i get ready for bed and then after like 6 p.m if there's anything i need to do before i go to sleep at night that's when i do it but i'm fully showered like ready for sleep
But that's why moms are so important.
By at least 7 p.m.
Some people, if you have like a crazy childhood, like you were never taught how you're supposed to take care of yourself, which is upsetting.
Like learning basic hygiene. Yeah. But, oh wait. Well, I love structure in anything. I'm a structured person. I need structure for my personality.
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Chapter 5: What lessons do Hannah and Paige share about pet care?
It's like, yeah, you're three. Of course you don't want to do this. But kids want to know what they should do. Like my mom was even talking about Lois, how like... They want structure. Yeah. Like she told Lois, we can watch three episodes. And Lois was like, OK.
And then next thing you know, Lois was telling my mom two more episodes where like when I was watching TV with her, she was like, we're going to watch this forever. But like because I didn't tell her anything. I also have a good note. I have a good feminist note for you guys.
I love it.
Because you know how you talk about raising a son and how you want to raise a great son.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
And we're all like, we want to raise a great son.
I think I'm having a boy first, yeah.
I saw this thing online and it's very important. Because I'm like, we blame the mom so much for like when a son comes out wrong. And first of all, we know these moms like... We know them in our heart. Moms are great people.
Actually, I saw a video the other day and it was like a kid doing something crazy and all the comments were like, where's the dad? Where's his dad?
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Chapter 6: How do Hannah and Paige reflect on their childhood experiences?
That was her? That's Daryl Hannah. She's the mermaid. Yeah, that's her in Forrest Gump. Are you sure? Hold on, I need to fact check you. Yeah, I need to fact check myself, actually.
Splash, Kill Bill, Steel Magnolia, Blade Runner, A Walk to Remember.
Daryl Hannah was not in 1994 film Forrest Gump.
Oh. i knew something was up there usually i let you i let you just go i'm like normally expressing herself you let me cook oh she wasn't it was robin wright okay well both two great actresses um so daryl hannah comes out and is like ah
i don't do anything to anyone i don't say anything to anyone i never want to be involved in anything she's like she was like i didn't host cocaine parties like i would never show up to someone's tv set and just or like a funeral i wouldn't use an heirloom to snort crack on she basically was like most of the time i don't respond to like rumors about me because it just adds to the flame to the fire but she was totally
the way they depicted her in this was that she was this sad annoying disrespectful horrible person even the actress's voice every time she talked you were like shut up it almost it was done so badly where like i think they tried to make her like the antagonist so that you'd root for carolyn but instead it made i was like why would this guy ever want to be with this horrible person but
So, Daryl Hannah, good for you for speaking up because I know that speaking up causes drama and I don't recommend it in most situations. I really don't. But she basically was like, don't use me.
I really don't speak up.
Don't come for my entire person and my entire livelihood. Like, imagine... You live this whole full life and then this TV show comes out depicting you as a person your entire life and it's going viral and you're the worst like side chick in the world. And she's like, that just wasn't us. I would never force a guy to marry me. Like the accusations they had on her was bonkers.
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Chapter 7: What insights do they share about women supporting women?
A redhead. Okay. Get out of here. You know, sometimes the gigglers will DM me and they'll be like, hey, sorry, so I know I'm blonde, but...
um and it's like so funny but i do feel like when i find out a guy likes blondes i get like empowered because i'm like i suddenly feel free of his wrath and i'm like you don't have a soul yeah i'm like but i'm like you don't have control over me like you don't fuck with me so then i'm free we're like but there's there was drama and i hate to spread gossip but i think this was from brook shield's mouth
brooke shields who we love iconic went on a date with jfk jr when she was still a virgin she was like america's most famous version which was so 90s to be like here's the virgin of the day not even 90s remember when like the jonas brothers wore purity rings what was that That was religious trauma.
What was like that? Like even like Britney Spears, people were like obsessed with when she was like going to turn 18. And like same with the Olsen twins. Like what a weird genre of like celebrity dumb that like we were just like, oh, yeah, she's a virgin. Everybody knows that. Like imagine the world finding out when you. Lost your virginity?
No, she's like, I'm a virgin, but I have given some handjobs. Like, that is so crazy. Oh, yeah. So she said that she went on a date with him and it went great. And then she's like, I'm not having sex with you. Because in her head, she's like, I'll fall in love with this man. So then he apparently leaves her.
like is like oh we're not having sex and just like leaves her wherever they were she has to like find her way back and she said like he knew i was obsessed with him and she's like i was obsessed with him and i couldn't believe i was on date with him but like i didn't want to have sex with him because i knew i'd fall in love with him and i didn't want to deal with all that also it's like you don't have to have sex with anyone if you don't want to
So then this girl on TikTok was, like, he knew she was in love with him, so he wasn't, like, upset about that. He liked Carolyn Bessette because she didn't like him. But I also feel like that oversimplifies it. Like, we don't know what happened between those two. Right. And I think we need to stop. Or, like, take it all with such a grain of salt. The internet oversimplifies everything.
Well, I do.
Yeah, I do think there is like a argument to be made that men do like what they can't have. Yeah. And they do like a chase. And if you are meaner to them and they do kind of like that, if you like ignore them a lot.
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