Chapter 1: What new hobbies are Hannah and Paige trying out?
Sup, gigglers.
Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
what's up my greasy gigglers it's friday friday everyone's in the friday you know i got dressed this morning and i was like oh my god so cute like preppy she's giving beach house she's giving second home and then i got on the zoom and i'm like i'm just dressed like hannah
know but when you do it it's chic i'm obsessed with it you look like you're in boarding school and just gave your first hand job and you like don't know what to do and you don't know if it went well or not and they get sticky and like it kind of smells no one warns you no one tells you that it does in fact smell that's something you learn on your own his dick
The calm, I would say. Oh, I try not to get that close.
I think the first time I was like, oh, guys, gross. I would get into it, but I'm pretty sure I have a 15 minute bit about how back in the day we used to like swallow and stuff on my upcoming special. So anyway, we're gonna have to save that anyway.
Wait, I wanted to bring up your special because I wanted to make it about me for a minute. Please, please, please, please. how you know that you have a true real friendship with someone no seriously listen to this like it's so easy to be happy when your friend is happy like oh my god like we're going out tonight or like something whatever But when your friend is stressed.
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Chapter 2: How do Hannah and Paige discuss their friendships?
And she said from like all the studies people have done, women don't get to talk a lot. So we actually put filler words in because if there is a silence, typically the other person will immediately start talking. So we almost have to add in filler words to keep our place to let the other person know we are not done speaking. And I was like...
my god we're trying to take up space we're just trying to get emotional why am i like getting like emotional like right now and the girl that made the like initial video was like i would never hate on another woman for using filler words or like or having like a valley accent because it is most common in women and so why would i hate on another woman for being a woman
I also love a woman who speaks slow like this. I'm like, take waste a man's time. Waste a man's time and actually never get to the thought. Never fully get to the thought. Wow. Now I think of everything differently. What were we saying though before? We literally just started the pod and we're already, we never had a direction, I actually think. I mean, we're talking about the trailer.
If you approve, a lot of the gigglers approve, but they have to wait for you to co-sign before they jump on board.
Well, it's funny because I had a lot of gigglers in my DMs seeing if they could figure out what exact second that I said, wow, your hair looks so good like that.
But you know what happened? you saw the wide trailer that's on YouTube this was cut down so you actually couldn't see the full hair um so anyway also Lenore is visiting right now because so the place is spotless you know like you clean before like a hookup comes over That's nothing like the way I clean before my mother comes over.
I do like to leave her some things because she likes to have a hobby and she really likes to do the dishes. That's like her thing. So I let her have fun. But like Des and I were cleaning like we've never cleaned before. We were so scared. Wait, really? Yeah. We woke up early.
oh that's serious we woke up early and i was like come on we gotta go and we were like i mean this is what normal people do like once a week but do you know that i don't think i've ever seen you clean like like i don't think i've seen because i'm a feminist because i'm a feminist wait now that i think about it i don't think i've ever seen you take like a spray bottle and spray
And spray something. I do just say cleaning takes initiative. And when you grow up in an Italian household where, like, the women take over, I'm never used to taking that initiative. You have to just ā even if you're at someone's house and I realize, like, you just have to start cleaning. And everyone, like, respects it. But I see it as, like, invasive. I'm like, I'm not going to ā
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Chapter 3: What challenges do they face with perfectionism?
And then, to make her interested, you have to start from the beginning. Like, I'm like, she was born in a small town. And you were locked in. Oh, God. Yeah. You're locked in. But anyway, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I crashed a bachelorette. I was going to say...
girls girl of the week first ever girls girl of the week wait how did it end up on tomorrow like what is going on wait the first ever girls girl of the week is hilarious you are i'm so proud of you you won it thank you so much i wasn't even campaigning i'm a stickler with it you don't just get girls girl of the week
Well, because Daphne launched bridal support. So like if you're going on a bachelorette. Bridal support is so funny. Bridal help. Email bridalsupport at daphnethelabel.com. So you can like bulk order monogram things. It's just like easier for if you're the maid of honor or whatever. So we get a lot of emails. And let me tell you something. The Gigglers are amazing.
animated like they're giving you the plot they're giving you the full story they're giving you why they've chosen cloud over white stripe because it's just like not aesthetically pleasing and the background you know like they they tell you because they also think you might be judging them
They're like, hey, I know that yellow seems like a weird choice. I swear it goes with the like sunflowers that I just trust.
And they're like, let me send you my Pinterest because I feel like I could break it down more for you. No. So I do think sometimes they're like, well, what if she's reading this email, which sometimes I am. So that's how we found this girl. We had a maid of honor email in and say like she was planning a bachelorette and it was going to be in New York City.
So I was like, oh, this is a perfect bachelorette to crash because I'm right here. Come to find out. So we're like talking to the maid of honor. We're like, what if like Paige surprised the bride? The maid of honor adds another girl to the email and she goes, actually, she knows more about the logistics, right?
This girl emails and goes, okay, so that was actually the bride, and she's so type A that she was pretending to be me and asking for the order, and now she's looped me in, and sorry about that. Iconic. So from that moment, I was like, iconic. Like, I love a type A girl that's like, actually, I'll just do it myself.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How do they navigate social situations and expectations?
Because you couldn't see that I was yawning.
I was like, I'm a genius. Every now and then I screenshot Paige in these Zooms. And by the way, it's not with like three people. There's like 20 people. But I'm watching her. Believe me. I keep an eye on her. I always watch her. I watch her the whole time. She can't help. Oh, and we'll wait for what I'm going to say about you.
okay she goes come for me no but like i screenshot and send it to the group chat just so grace knows how you're representing us in a public well sometimes she pulls out her skincare which like at that point i'm just like that's okay that's only with people like i that i know yeah but sometimes like you like i feel like i pretend smile in this life way more than you which like i'm jealous of i wish i could have your confidence i'm fake smiling 24 7 i'm like page is just sitting there like
Well, you've made yourself a clown for the people. I didn't tell you to do that. So like people expect people interact with you and they're always laughing. So they expect you to also be in a jovial mood. It's so hard being a light in this dark world. Yeah. And I've given. I'm this close to a panic attack, so don't push me.
And so they know. What was that laugh I just said?
I don't know. So what do you have to say about me? Okay, Miss Performative. Hannah's in the Zoom doing performative chin grabs like she's gone. What? Like she's contemplating a goddamn thing. She also. I kept switching my attention. I go, what are you, Colonel Mustard in the library with a revolver? Like you're trying to look.
I think everyone's watching me.
um i like think people are watching me and i have to show them that they're doing well yeah wait also do you know what i'm doing i'm hiding my double chin okay the other thing that i think you do that literally could make me burst out laughing in any moment that i actually have to look away sometimes
is you nod and it sounds it sounds innocent enough but she does it in a like hey that's a really good point never thought of that and i'm like they didn't even say anything okay i'm an active listener i'm look i'm an empath and when someone's speaking and no one's reacting see i know you know how you feel for inanimate objects that's how i feel for real people and
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Chapter 5: What experiences do they share about cleaning and household roles?
Sorry, my friends haven't settled. yeah sorry i'm the only friend who's got paperwork involved did you see sports illustrated they were like um alex earl can you ask hannah some questions about dating and i was like oh my like what am i gonna say to alex about dating i'm like ask alex earl like i've literally haven't sent a
like a good flirty text in a minute even though back in my day you still have it in you i have it in me and i do um moonlight for a lot of relationships but like i haven't put myself out there obviously but she was asking me questions about dating and then at the end i was like
i'm fucking married i don't have to i don't have to be defensive about i'm married so i like what i say anyway okay one of the questions was funny they were like do you wait to text back or not and i think i actually had kind of a good answer because i feel like waiting to text back yeah do it a little bit but it becomes too exhausting to be like did i hit the hour mark um
i think you text back immediately with typos so he's like she like she's busy but also like she clearly doesn't give a fuck she responded immediately and spelled everything wrong like she never shouldn't send this to all her friends and i think there's something confident about that and you get the conversation going that was a great answer
I hate when you're in these like four hour text things with guys where I'm like, I don't even know anything about him because we've only, we're playing this like game. I'm like, we're all on our phones. Everyone. All the time. Everyone. But I said I wouldn't double text. I mean, I've definitely done it.
I've done it like if it's like we're texting during the day and then like I'm out, but I'm not like continuing a conversation.
No, like I'm not asking the next question. Like if a natural question is to follow, like then I'll say it. But if the conversation has come to a halt, I'm not reigniting it with a question.
Or like if I said something really dud, like if I just said OK to something, then you can continue it as just like being nice. Also, if he's your soulmate, you could literally send him a paragraph about how you want to have his babies and he'll be like, cool, same.
Yeah, you can never act too crazy for the right guy ever. Me and Hannah are very much in the true belief of traumatize them early, see what they can handle. See how strong they are. Yes. And then you can weed it out really quickly.
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Chapter 6: What is the difference between paddle and pickleball?
You're an actor. And she was like, I'm 19 years old. I love, I love music. I've always loved music. And it just reminded me how much like people want to put people in boxes.
Yeah.
Cause I hate being put in a box. Like the second I'm in a box, I try to like do the other thing. Will you try and break the box? Yes. And I do think people can't comprehend that just because you started somewhere, that's not where you wanted to end.
And a lot of the time when you do something that's not even what you planned and then they put a fucking stamp on your forehead and they're like, this is who you are now. So she was like, yeah, I was auditioning for gigs to make money, but I always wanted to be a singer. I actually never wanted to be a soap opera actress.
Yeah.
And she's so fucking beautiful and she hasn't gotten work done, which makes her like so like you can't look away because she's unique looking. And what I am so jealous of her about this bitch can pull off every hair color and every hair length. From a shaved head, bright blonde, blue, black. How old is Shay? She's now 57 and she's on like a full world tour.
Her career was insane and I love a music documentary. I just like eat that shit up.
You love a music documentary? Do you know I haven't watched one music documentary that you've told me to watch?
Why do you do this to me?
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