Chapter 1: What are the hosts' initial thoughts on their recent experiences?
Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my glorious gigglers.
I have like a lot of things on my dog.
So much to talk about. And can I just say, people were like, are you going to have enough to talk about with two episodes a week? And I'm like, we've been holding back. We've been holding back. Now we can open the fucking floodgates. Let's go.
What do you have? One weekend where we haven't spoken. And it's like, I have eight business ideas.
Yeah.
We're literally, we haven't seen each other. We're like two coke heads that got together. No, we're literally two coke heads that got together on a Friday night when we haven't seen each other for a week. We're like, should we start a business?
I don't know what coke is like, but I'd imagine this is it. We had some drama today. I've been waiting to sound off. You're on the boots journalism for the Victoria Beckham family. What would you call it? Massacre? Family feud.
Bring in Steve Harvey.
Everyone is waiting to hear your take. Okay.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about family dynamics and drama?
We couldn't get past that. My reading comprehension definitely dwindled after the first mum because I was like.
I feel like I can't take a guy seriously when he calls his mom mum. Is that offensive to the British community? I'd rather him say mother. I just didn't know that's how they spelled it. It's like a girl saying daddy.
Now.
But we digress. OK, let me first and foremost say Victoria Beckham till I die. OK, I was going to say till I die.
Paige is kind of like related slash very good friends with this. So she's going to have a biased take. But anyway, continue.
I always have a friend's back and Victoria is no different to me. So I have her back on this one. With that said. Yeah.
obviously i am not estranged from my family but i can imagine that if that is you're like but i imagine it every day i think about what if i just press the block button if i told my mom and dad i was going no contact with them they'd say great we'll come too like they would be like what they go who we're blocking The call's coming from inside the house, mom.
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Chapter 3: What major event caused a stir in the reality TV world?
Yeah, contact where? We'll contact you. Anyway, but I can imagine that if you are feeling that way, like there's obviously some truth to what he's saying. If he felt that, like that he needed to put this out on Instagram. Do I think that the Beckham family likes a photo op of their family and there's some type of press? Like, yeah, I'm sure.
Now, there were a couple parts that I was like, that's interesting, bringing Marc Anthony into it. What did Marc Anthony do to be brought in to this situation? And I know he was talking about his actual wedding and that Marc Anthony was supposed to introduce him and his wife for the first time, and it was actually a dance with him and Victoria.
Now, when I got to that part, I said, hmm, now this is written the way I would have written it? So, in my head, I was like, okay, this possibly could be his wife, which I don't fault either because I think, like, if you're married, yeah, that's my husband. Like, I have his back. That's my wife.
I have her back. You think she wrote it and he was like, we got to just change it to mom so people think I said it? Like, it's literally her and then he's like, mom. Yeah. I've never seen a straight man post that many paragraphs about something. True. And I especially think, but he is British and they love the English language. So he could be like a Shakespearean novelist for all I know.
It was giving Prince Harry, I'm leaving the monarchy. Like that was the vibe I was getting.
Well, they are like royalty. That family. So I do think it was weird that Marc Anthony was catching strays. It almost was giving like when you're CU in court where it's like you mention someone so then they have to like say their part, you know?
Speaking of fucking CU in court, guess who got goddamn jury duty?
No! I will argue this. No, someone's a giggler at the DOJ. Literally, there's someone down at.
Yeah, I'm fucking kidding.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to the latest happenings in reality TV?
OK, here's one thing that I think we should dive dive into, because I think this is very pertinent. Typically, I feel like there's how many siblings? There's four of them. So, I mean, is it a coincidence that all of the other siblings are kind of like, we don't fuck with you either?
Like, are they like just going blindly with blindly with the parents or is Brooklyn like being crazy and they're like, what's going on with you?
well this is what I don't like I don't like family drama and relationship drama you know when you like you love two people but they're like horrible to each other and they're telling you stories and you're like you're both fucking crazy like that's how I feel in this like this is family drama that is their shit and it should not be aired granted he's basically saying they keep coming for me in the press yeah and he's had enough
Yeah.
But I don't I just feel like the family stuff. No one's good or bad. It's like this is deep, like layers of family trauma that they're working through.
Just like one fight. This is like years and years. Exactly.
And it's like, you know, when you talk to a couple that broke up and someone says something and you're like, that's fucking valid. And then the other person says something. You're like, very valid. You guys are not.
Except when I break up with someone.
Yeah, 100%. They're not bad. 100%. By the way, we are drinking our Dunkin' Refreshers. Oh my God, so good. Because this is a late episode and we've both been working all day. Actually, I was shopping.
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Chapter 5: What are the hosts' views on the portrayal of women in reality TV?
It's more like to get to piss him off. Yeah. Get a little pep in their step. Yeah, let them know there's people in line.
Okay, my next thing that's on my docket. Yeah, I'm looking down. Kim Kardashian. I don't know why she would do this to me, but she came out. Did you see the shoes she came out with in Nike? Did I see?
My DMs were flooded. And I think you might be a little perturbed because Kim Kardashian might be a little Hannah-coded.
Not only was it a Mary Jane sneaker, it was a freaking tabby Mary Jane. Do you know what a tabby is? It's a cat. Yes, absolutely. It's the shoes that like have like the toe is cut out. Like it looks like your toes, like a hoof. It looks like a hoof.
I love an ugly lamp and I love an ugly shoe and I support that shoe with my life.
So I've never been a fan of the tabby. I feel like it's a little like my assistant has a tabby, but she looks cute and cool in it. Like, yeah, I don't love them for myself. But a Mary Jane tabby, I think is diabolical. I think I think what Kim Kardashian did was diabolical.
Can I say something about trends, though? If every cool influencer was wearing it, you would. I've been shot. Wait, that was the meanest thing I've ever said to you. That was so mean. She's speechless. She doesn't even have a witty remark back. Did I do something to you? Have I offended you in some way? No, I'm saying you are being socially... We all heard what you said.
You're being socially constructed to think certain things are beautiful when beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Anywho. Whoa, are you okay? We just had a flare-up. We just had a full flare-up on a Monday.
I worked a whole fucking eight hour day and I don't need to come home to this shit.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss their personal experiences with anxiety?
Do you want to know what Hannah did? My sweet, sweet friend. She sent me a panorama video of the green room and said... Paige, it was right over there where you lost your shit.
So these theaters, there's a guy who like produces it and this guy does all the Colorado shows. So I get in the car and I realize this is the same guy as that show. So but he's like, I never see any of these people. He's like, welcome back. And I'm like, so great to be here. I missed it here. Page says hi. And then I get to the green room. And honestly, I did start feeling like a little headache.
I think I was dehydrated and there's no air in Denver. So there's no air. I texted him and he comes down. He's like, can I get you anything? And I said, as possible, just get like a little Advil or something. And he's like, sure, sure. And he like runs and grabs and he comes back and he goes, is everything OK? And I'm like, no, they have a literal file. He literally was like, are you good?
I'm like, no, no, no, we're good. And he started laughing. He's like, I just can never forget your agent trying to like nicely talk to Paige and say it's OK if she doesn't want to go on stage. And then you basically like kicking her onto the stage. And I said, that's what friends are for. I'm not here with your fucking soft, you know, motivation.
You don't have a friend that takes you out of your comfort zone.
What is the point? Then in my travels, as you guys know, I'm on tour without Paige, which is so weird. So I'm just doing dumb shit alone with Allie.
do you know when the plane is really small so even though you have a small um a small luggage it still might not fit and my luggage you know when you accidentally open the wrong zipper and it like expands the luggage yeah and obviously i'm not organized enough to be like i should zipper this and like compress it again so i'm with my fully out zipped luggage
And I get there and I'm like the first one to put it in. Everyone's waiting for me and it can't go in. And the lady's like looking at me and I look at her. I'm like, can I just could you just sneak this back? And she goes, we don't really do coats here. And I said, OK. And in my head, I know for a fact because it's so full. The only way to get to zip is for me to sit on it.
And I'm like, I'm not do in a public in the middle of the plane, putting my bag down, sitting on it and trying to zip around like this while everyone's like waiting to board.
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Chapter 7: What humorous insights do the hosts share about public restrooms?
OK, I feel like some and this might just be me, but I feel like you get to a point with your caffeine where you're like, OK, my body's not responding to it anymore. Like I really would like to go to the bathroom. Maybe I'll have just like a little bit more coffee and then I'll go. For whatever reason, the hot water with lemon one works immediately, if not sooner.
It's almost like your body season is like I've got to go. And it does like wake you up in such a different way, but like a better way. Like I feel like you have coffee immediately. It's like jolting you into like the future. You're like, holy shit. How much lemon are we talking?
Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts leave listeners with?
Like a slice. But then there's like all these videos of like other things, like goji berries that they put in tea and like all this other stuff. So they also have like a tea in the morning.
I do trust a tea because people have been doing it for so long. I also actually do like this because this isn't like a crazy investment for the girls to be like, oh, you got to buy this crazy thing. Like get some lemons. You know, I love Chinese medicine. Yes.
Can I also just say we never make the gigglers like ride at dawn for like anything like we don't like to get them to like be mean to people like we don't want to get some love and light.
However, issues. I know.
I never I never asked them to like do anything.
nana still nana still got it is getting attacked on threads right now and i she doesn't know she doesn't know and she's listening so she just found out because she doesn't even know that her posts automatically go to threads so nana is getting bullied on threads when she didn't even sign up for it wait this is not funny this is it's actually elder abuse this is like legit elder abuse
fucked up hannah texted the group chat me and grace and hannah and she goes oh my god nana's literally getting bullied like you have to go on hannah i clicked into it no like i'm really upset It's actually why I feel like Giggly Squad is so important. These older women of a totally different generation of us that we're not allowed to live alone.
We're not allowed to decide if they wanted to get married or not or have children or not. And like a lot are I seem like boy moms from the South. But anyway. It's terrifying. The women that are attacking Nana are 65 plus. 65 is generous.
You will always have haters no matter what age if you're a star.
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