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Chapter 1: What humorous airport incident does Hannah share?
I just need you guys to know that Paige just sneezed and said, okay, now we're cleared and ready to go. I can't even...
I have not been this stuff. Here's the thing. If I was a man, I'd be like, I'm dying. I have to go to the hospital. But because I'm a woman, I've worked full days. You're like, I'm working overtime. It's a Sunday. I had to catch up on things. One thing I do want to say, and this is not an ad. Honest Company makes these tissues called sniffer soothers.
Oh.
They've changed my whole life.
I love that you've become a flu influencer.
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Chapter 2: How does Paige discuss her experience with Botox?
You're on TikTok telling people to put Vicks Vaporub into their brain. By the way, you're going to get sued. You can't just tell people to stick Vicks Vaporub up their ass. There's going to be infections.
Wait, who is the company that emailed me and they were like, please stop?
Who was that?
oh because you were saying you use something for a different thing i feel like i low-key have so much to say on this pod but i like i can't get anything out okay should i start with a story okay are you still ordering overeats i swear to god
Wow, that felt really good. I needed that cough. I needed that sneeze 20 seconds ago. Here's one thing before you tell your story. I'm obsessed with Botox. I got too much in my chin. I can't move my fucking bottom lip, and I love it.
I literally thought I was having a stroke last night.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of traveling during a storm?
I was like, wait, is one side of my face drooping? Nope, Allison just did a little bit too much in the chin, but I fucking love it.
I'm obsessed.
Wait, did you get your chin before?
Yeah, I did. Okay, so it's like a refill? Well, I went back and like got some more done, you know, because it was time for my check-in. And she was like, did we hit your chin last time? And I was like, we did. And so she did it again. And I think maybe just like a...
I love it too much because now my bottom lip goes to one side but I'm like obsessed with it and I knew this was gonna happen and now I'm like freeze my whole goddamn face
Proceed with your story. If you're not on YouTube watching, Paige's eyes are all red and swollen, but her forehead is so perfect and shiny right now.
She looks gorgeous.
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Chapter 4: How does Hannah handle a stressful airport situation?
I took a bath today. I washed up. I really needed it. I am going to blow my nose quickly.
Let's see your nose sneezing technique as a flu influencer. How's the best way to blow your nose? Okay, she's taking her long fingers. Oh, she goes back and forth. She doesn't do one at a time. She goes, but, but, but, but.
Interesting. Somebody tagged me in a TikTok that said Queen Elizabeth I had like the longest fingers ever. I think they were like three inches, three and a half inches or something.
and they became the beauty standard in england and everybody wanted long fingers people were getting finger extensions um yep they were like wearing gloves and all of the stuff and so i just want to put that out there in the ether they were stuffing yeah they were stuffing their gloves wait maybe you're her reincarnated maybe that would make that would actually well it says that like if you have long fingers like
You're that girl.
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Chapter 5: What unique beauty standards from history are mentioned?
You're bossing people around. You're part of the bloodline.
You could also catch a football with one hand. As you guys know, I'm on tour without Paige fighting for my life. Where are you? So right now, I'm in New York City. But...
i oh okay so you're at home i was supposed to be in durham and charlotte and nashville but they got canceled because the storm oh yeah yeah yeah and that down there they're like freak out yeah they can't go out southern girlies were like hi hannah please read bless your heart read my dm i cannot be out here in the ice i don't care if it's one foot of snow we're shutting down we have power outages we can't do this so i said um fuck this i'm not having people fight for their lives to get to my show
Next week I'm gonna be in Milwaukee and where else? Sorry, I'm blanking. Indianapolis. But I've had pretty good travel up until this last weekend. I had one show in Atlanta. The only show that didn't get canceled was Atlanta. So I flew in and then after my show I see that there's a 10.30 p.m.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the portrayal of sex scenes in movies?
flight and I said, look, She's a jet setter.
She's crazy.
Got off stage. Yeah. Got back in the car and said, send me home. Yep. And look, I stayed on the stage a little longer, but I was feeling myself. I was having fun. The Atlanta Gigglers were amazing. And I get in the car and there's some traffic, but I'm not, I'm not worried. You know why? Because I'm a professional. I have clear. I have pre-check.
Chapter 7: What health supplements are discussed in the episode?
I was just going to say, are you flying Delta?
Well, that's the thing. That's the thing. Have you ever heard of Frontier? I've never really heard of Frontier, so I was optimistic going in. Green logo, green is positivity, wealth. This will go well. Turns out also the Atlanta airport, the biggest airport, there's a north and a southern hemisphere. And the lady's like, is it north or south? I'm like, of what?
First of all, I don't know what north is.
A couple airports I'm not fucking with, Atlanta and Denver. I'm going seven hours early.
And both those airports love a train. They love to throw you on a train.
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Chapter 8: What personal stories do the hosts share about self-care routines?
Now, Atlanta is the hub for a lot of international flights, so it is necessary. And I respect the women of the arts that work there, however.
I get in and I get to the security girl everything's smooth and she's like oh we don't have your frontier flight and I'm like that's crazy so then I go back to frontier come back and they're like oh yeah sorry it was our system so already I'm like okay that's a little weird fine
get to security you're the only person i know that like can fully go through the airport and they're like hannah burner never heard of her i go it's on my phone i go did the flight get canceled they go no and i go what's going on never heard of her so then i get to i get to security they let me through and And I go, where's PreCheck? And they go, oh, after 9 p.m.
in Atlanta, there's no PreCheck or the other mom. Clear. Clear. I said, I didn't know that we had a curfew because mama needs to get home.
home oh okay keep going so when i tell you the line was it said 20 minutes on the thing and it was one of these mazes that like you didn't even know where the line started and ended like it was and my phone of course is at eight percent so i'm like of course i have to raw dog this line to be able to get there so it's 9 55 boarding's at 1005 and the plane closes at 10 30 okay so i'm just thinking door close you gotta make it by door close
I feel like door closes 10, 15 minutes before takeoff. No. Anyway, you're in a pickle.
OK, keep going. And I'm looking around and I realize like I can't care in this. Like everyone else is also in a pickle with me. Like everyone is worried about getting on their flight. No one anticipated a 30 minute wait at 10 p.m. in Atlanta.
What did they shut down the clear like machine?
Yeah.
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