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Giggly Squad

Giggling about sports, socializing, and saying sorry

23 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous introductions set the tone for this sports podcast?

0.031 - 3.958 Hannah Berner

Sup, gigglers.

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3.978 - 14.578 Unknown

Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

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15.94 - 47.031 Hannah Berner

What's up, my grandma garden gigglers? Grandma garden? guarding guarding grandma guarding the gigglers road nana called me she was like what what did i do to deserve all this love i keep getting messages oh wait what yeah wait where did they what means of what platform did they it's on threads nana doesn't even know what a thread is besides what may be on her gorgeous sweater

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47.011 - 74.738 Paige DeSorbo

Let me just preface that I am doing something that's so evil to do to my friend. And I made Hannah wake up at 7.30 in the morning because she's in LA. I have to catch a flight. And I was like, we have to record Giggly Squad. And this was the only time that worked for us. So Hannah's still fully sleeping. So whatever she says in this next 45 minutes, she's not liable for. It's not her.

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74.778 - 88.956 Paige DeSorbo

Her hair looks, if you're listening, her hair looks stunning. I've never seen it so perfectly tousled because she went to bed, what, probably three, four hours ago.

88.976 - 92.948 Hannah Berner

It's still done. Who knew a curl could hold?

95.459 - 101.966 Paige DeSorbo

You literally look like you could Irish dance at any minute. You have the perfect ringlet. Wait.

102.807 - 123.408 Hannah Berner

At Athena Alberto, she's incredible. She's incredible. If you question how a curl could hold, just watch this episode. No, I had my L.A. show last night, and Paige was like, hey, I got to do a 7.45 recording the next morning. I was like, sure.

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Okay.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts address the challenges of waking up early for recording?

167.179 - 193.54 Paige DeSorbo

And I rarely do a mental health moment of the day or of the week because I'm like, push it down like the rest of us, okay? Cry to your mom in one Uber ride and then suck it the fuck up. I saw this TikTok the other day and it was like a funny TikTok and a girl was saying something about I didn't overreact. If anything, like I underreacted.

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194.498 - 214.296 Paige DeSorbo

And you know when you're like in your mid-20s, maybe even early, late, whatever, and you do something and you're like, that was a crazy situation. And it sticks in your brain so much that you think about it years later before you're falling asleep at night. Like you just lay in bed and you're like, remember when I – Can you not talk about the bed right now because like I'll fall asleep.

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214.956 - 223.324 Hannah Berner

I swear to God. If you bring up sleep or the bed, I will fall asleep right now. I'm fighting for my life. I was like, what kind of pillow were you sleeping on?

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223.304 - 248.468 Paige DeSorbo

tell it to me slowly i'm also fully wearing my daphne hannity pajamas right now like no is it the best sleep sure ever i like i inadvertently made a pajama line for pregnant moms and i didn't even mean to i was gonna say you made a pajama line just for me and pregnant moms i am a pregnant mom i get so many pregnant moms being like

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248.448 - 254.485 Paige DeSorbo

Hey, this shirt that ties in the front is fucking phenomenal for breastfeeding. And I'm like, I didn't even mean to do that.

254.505 - 262.727 Hannah Berner

Literally everything in your line works for pregnant moms. Like, are you trying to say something? Wait, sorry, I interrupted you. What were you going to say?

262.825 - 281.965 Paige DeSorbo

So, you know, when you're laying in bed at night and you're like, oh, my God, remember when I was 24 years old and I like freaked out in front of everyone and like, how could I have done that? Recently, I've been like thinking about those moments and I'm like, I wonder if I'm experiencing moments right now that in five years I'm going to be like, wow, I overreacted.

281.945 - 308.526 Paige DeSorbo

and i was like you know what no if anything there are so many times where i have under reacted but society has made me think like don't be dramatic don't be crazy like you're being a when in reality i should have burnt your house down yeah no that was my mental health moment for the week like you're not overreacting if anything you could be underreacting and you'll think about it in five years

308.742 - 336.994 Hannah Berner

literally i had so many points i wanted to say and i forgot all of them because that was like such an intense way to start the pod when you know i'm asleep and you're like let me just start about like judging our entire life and what i should have done and i literally had good points to make and like my brain i'm actually so sorry for that no we actually can i have a mental health moment sure because i shouldn't have watched traitors it was it triggered me it did the reality of it

Chapter 3: What mental health moments do the hosts share about their experiences?

614.825 - 626.861 Paige DeSorbo

No, it really is. It's a stream of consciousness. Speaking of mother-daughter duos. Yes. This is the first time we get to talk about that. We're interviewing Kate Hudson, Brenda Song, and Mindy Kaling for Netflix.

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627.983 - 660.689 Paige DeSorbo

The Kate Hudson Goldie Hawn relationship, mother daughter relationship is one of the best things in my life. Personally, Kate Hudson just got nominated for an Oscar and Goldie Hawn's and she sings in it. She's amazing. Goldie Hawn's caption of like congratulating her daughter was as if she had just graduated the sixth grade and like is going into junior high. Like it felt like she just had Kate.

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661.029 - 669.162 Paige DeSorbo

Like it was like my baby, like years ago I had this baby girl, Kate, and like now look, it was just so sweet and wholesome.

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669.142 - 682.403 Hannah Berner

Also, she is an example of a nepo baby that we're like, thank God. Thank God she got into acting. Thank God. Thank God she gave us How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Still one of the greatest rom-coms that ever did it.

682.423 - 686.089 Paige DeSorbo

That ever did live. Another thing that's been on my timeline.

686.349 - 688.452 Hannah Berner

Oh, you came. You were like, Hannah's unprepared.

688.573 - 711.197 Paige DeSorbo

I came prepared. Hannah's fully asleep and I have things to say. another thing that's on my timeline that i like literally didn't ask for um but since this is a sports podcast the miami football game why i'm getting fed this so i see like one tick tock of like some speech and i'm like that was like so sweet that's like the sweetest speech i've ever seen

711.177 - 726.25 Paige DeSorbo

Then I see another tick tock and it's like long on the speech. I say too long on the speech. Yeah. And then I got the entire lore of the guy on Indiana, Fernando Mendoza, who is now my personal

Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to discussing sports and social dynamics?

1237.267 - 1254.388 Hannah Berner

What are you and Paige doing? Because I need something to look forward to. And I'm like, Nana, you're going to make me cry. It's literally 11 a.m. on a Tuesday. And she's like, oh, I've had so many good life experiences. What did I do to deserve this beautiful life that's going to end any day now?

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1257.505 - 1282.298 Hannah Berner

she's like okay i hope i talk to you again and this isn't the last time bye i'm like nana why like i i'm crying in an uber right now like why do you do this i'm having a great day that's gonna end any any second oh and then my papa apparently got this like test and the guy was like he's perfect he's gonna live till he's 100 she goes i'm gonna die before papa take care of him

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1284.37 - 1291.769 Paige DeSorbo

No, Nana and Papa are going to literally go on the same day. There's no way they're living a second without each other.

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1291.81 - 1298.006 Hannah Berner

Yeah, no, I know. And that's the ultimate romantic thing. Like, murder-suicide. That's what you have to do.

1298.106 - 1328.934 Paige DeSorbo

I was just going to say, that's the ultimate romantic comedy. i have been watching like all of the major movies that well i have like a list that have been nominated you're basically in the academy i'm in the academy i'm sag i'm voting i'm i'm in there so i watched begonia over the weekend and last weekend and i watched sinners What are your thoughts?

1329.295 - 1360.736 Paige DeSorbo

Emily Stone, former Emma Stone, is such a good actress. And she's so good at... Begonia was one of the weirdest, creepiest, very original storytelling. And she's so good at, in her movies, being relatable with... Yes. Also being the actress that you need in that movie, like the character in that movie. I don't know how she does it.

1360.936 - 1379.397 Paige DeSorbo

You know how we talk about like, oh, if you're going to see like a Ryan Reynolds movie, you're going to see Ryan Reynolds pretend to be something. But you're watching Ryan Reynolds. Emily Stone is so good at being her. No, I love it. That's like my new thing. I'm like, don't call her the wrong name. She's requested Emily.

1379.377 - 1399.63 Hannah Berner

she's so good at like you knowing it's her but also fully believing in her character you're so right and i thought i was gonna hate that movie see i love weird ass movies like that and it's but it's funny because emily stone is in it you know she's gonna take care of you you're like i know that she's gonna make sure this is gonna be good for us

Chapter 5: What insights are shared about the emotional impact of sports storytelling?

1879.733 - 1900.766 Hannah Berner

When you win a point, you're allowed to be like, come on. But when you say come on, there's also rules. You can't do it. Now you have to curtail your voice. You have to curtail. You're not allowed to say come on like at the girl. You have to like say it in the general vicinity. So if I hit a winner and I look at you and I go come on right at you, that's considered bad horsemanship.

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1900.786 - 1921.798 Hannah Berner

But if I turn to my team or I just say come on in the air, it's okay. So in hockey, I can pull my helmet off, beat the fuck out of you with it. Well, look, tennis is a gentleman's sport, as they say. But it's funny. I've never said it out loud. And me saying out loud the nuances sound fucking insane. No, that sounds insane. You're just like, yeah, these are like the rules.

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1921.998 - 1943.663 Hannah Berner

Also, in junior tennis, you call your own lines. So that means like you're basically your own umpire. Do you know how much cheating was happening? Everyone's parents are about to beat the shit out of them if they lose. You're like out. And they're like, it's just – anyway, I have mental illness. So what happened is Naomi's pumped up. It's a third set.

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1944.565 - 1966.843 Hannah Berner

And Serana Cristea, she misses her first serve. And she's about to hit a second serve. Also, if someone misses, it's considered like not great sportsmanship to say, come on, because it's like they made a mistake. You didn't do anything. It's one thing if it's a forced error, which means I hit a really good shot, which made you make a mistake. That's okay.

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1966.863 - 1972.571 Hannah Berner

But if someone just like double faults, you don't say like, come on. So Serana missed her first serve.

1973.552 - 1978.78 Paige DeSorbo

So you have to have cotillion while you're also trying to play a goddamn sport.

1979.587 - 1983.735 Hannah Berner

Yeah, you're literally competing and also having to be so British.

1983.755 - 1984.777 Paige DeSorbo

Mind your manners.

1984.797 - 2003.031 Hannah Berner

You have to be British. So after the first serve, Naomi is pumping herself up. She's like, come on, let's go. But I could see how Serana would be like, are you cheering for my first serve miss? Yeah. But look, it's like it's one of those things where it's like it's third set. It's war. You're in a war.

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