Chapter 1: What humorous incidents happened during the Zoom meeting?
sup gigglers gary fix the wi-fi manifest that shit we can't be managed i mean the day just got away from me hello because i didn't time it right no because we just were staring at each other like
We cannot make direct eye contacts. It's too intense for our souls. What's up my grandiose gigglers? Wait, when we do this, do you look at yourself? No, I look at you and then I check on myself. I check to make sure there isn't something insane happening.
Okay, I look at you when you're telling, like, a long story. No, you don't. You actually don't.
Yeah, okay.
Actually, it's the opposite. I look at me when you're telling a long story and when you're telling something quick.
When I start a long story, you begin your skincare routine. Like, you start, like, organizing things on your dresser.
Like, you know.
Wait. Today was actually so bad. For whatever reason, I think that I have someone's assistant's email like accidentally blocked from my email because I'm never in the calendar invite for this one specific meeting.
so today I get on and I'm like full face mask full jammies I'm like I wasn't aware something was going on and I kept my face mask on the whole time because I had just put it on this is where my mom would call the teacher and be like hey I know Paige I know Paige is having her own problems coming late but then Hannah gets distracted because Paige is making Hannah laugh during class because the whole meeting I was taking screenshots of you in the different positions of your face with the face mask because you were so serious like
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Chapter 2: What frustrations did Paige experience this week?
It's crazy. That is the most Sicilian thing ever.
Oh my god.
Anywho, so that's how me and my mom started our days. Have you watched Off Campus?
I started it and at first I was like, I don't think he's like that hot in the face. Then I was like, okay, his body's hot. And then I started getting triggered thinking about like college because I... I know it was you don't do teeny bopper shows like I'm a teeny bopper I liked it when it was gay because I wasn't like it was that was interesting to me me watching like A girl like Jersey Chase.
I'm like, that's just sophomore year, baby. Okay, she wasn't Jersey Chasing. She was his tutor. And then she realized she fell in love with him.
Also, she's his tutor and they're trying to say that he was smart. Babe, that is fictional.
well yeah it is it's a fictional show science fiction fantasy i can't do it so many gigglers dm'd me because they know that i love well first they know i love watching hot people on the television and i love a high school like just a cute little stupid show that time in your life
you want to relive it maybe maybe it's because i love that time in my life but i love just like a stupid like to all the boys i've loved before like i love like that um oh my mom's calling me right now so it's probably dead somebody's dead again god damn it not again so um the So anyway, so I get all these DMs like you have to watch it in the first 15 minutes.
I'm like, OK, this is like a little bit cheesy for me, but like I'm just going to keep going through this first episode. And then I'm like, I'm really hooked. The number one thing that I noticed in this show, one, the main girl is stunning, gorgeous. Actually, I had to look her up and see if she was Brooke Shields daughter because I was like, that's Brooke Shields like in the face.
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Chapter 3: How did the conversation shift to discussing Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey?
It was a hockey guy. That my best friend, my, you know, my two week best friend, we got married on Facebook, hooked up with him when I was at a tennis tournament and they ended up getting married and having kids, which is, and we're happy, we're happy for them. And they're on Facebook. I check up on them every now and then. I really want to comment, but I haven't. It's not the place.
It's not the place or the time. It's not the place. Actually, I haven't checked up on them in a minute. Let me put that in my notes. Also, not to call you out on the pod, but I was texting you. I was vintage shopping for you. And crickets. I sent you like nine things. Crickets.
No. I asked you a question at one point.
No, that was on an Instagram message. You said, are you blind?
Yeah.
It was polka dots. No, I'm going to start screenshotting the vintage shit that Hannah finds and sends to me. She sent me like a polka dot. In theory, it sounds very me. It was like a vintage big duffel polka dot, big polka dots that said YSL in the front. And I just texted back and said, are you blind? It was the most insane bag. I texted you a lot of shoes. Yeah. You hated all of them.
Well, here's the thing with, here's the thing with, for me specifically, and I'm only speaking for myself and my own journeys. As you should, as you should. I love vintage clothes. Like I think there are so many cool vintage outfits that I've seen and like things that I've personally purchased.
Welcome on these Louis Vuittons.
When it comes to vintage shoes, I'm kind of like, gross. Ew. Someone else's foot. And also, what is that noise?
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Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on the impact of social media on self-image?
One of them just like even cut me in line to get off the plane. I'm like, dude, technically I'm in front of you, but like whatever. Go ahead. You have some place to go. Clearly.
No, men have lost their, oh my God, speaking of men on planes, I had a crazy flight with my mom and it was like a six hour flight and these two men were across the aisle from each other.
Okay.
And I tried to fall asleep, but I, like, couldn't. It sounded like they were fighting, like, really loud and aggressive. But then I listened, and I realized they were just arguing about, like, who the best basketball players of all time are. Mind you, this is what guys have been talking about since the beginning of time.
Like, I remember in middle school listening to my friends being like, and LeBron versus Kobe, and, like, Shaq versus, like, Dikembe Mutombo. Like... They did it for five hours just like mansplaining to each other stats that they know off the top of their head to try to act like they know things. I was this close to like stepping in.
When you say across the aisle, like, across... Like, they were... The aisle?
Yeah, so, like, they were both on the aisle seats and, like... Okay.
But they were talking loud. So you were on one window seat and your mom was in the other? Yeah.
Why didn't you guys... Oh, no, but they were, like, ahead of us. We were sitting next to each other.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the current state of reality TV?
stewardess drama i think they prefer flight okay i've gotten it steward i steward i okay it's not gym teacher it's physical educator so the lady comes up to us and she hasn't even she's like asked if we want drinks and she goes by the way like this is my second day It was kind of, I guess it was kind of interesting cause she was like 65. Um, also like she hadn't done anything wrong yet.
So I'm like, you don't have to tell me up top that you're new, but like I'm rooting for you. Like go team go. A lot of time goes by. We don't get our drinks. like it's been like two hours we haven't gone okay this other lady comes up to us and she's like hey this other flight attendant sorry is like is not doing her job and claiming that it's her second day but she's worked for 20 years and
So then my mom and I are on the case. Wait a minute. When I tell you I fly four times a week, I've never been involved in steward-eye drama to this extent. She wasn't even giving us our drink. She was like, I need to tell you what the fuck I'm dealing with up front by the cockpit. And we were like, what? Is she lying? What's going on? And she's like, I don't know.
We don't know, but she's being really bitchy to us. And I was like, she was nice to us, but... She told us two days.
Maybe she just, like, says that to people so that, like, when she messes up, it's not that big a deal, which is actually genius.
Honestly, I think she's playing chess and we were playing checkers. Yeah. Because then the lady ended up getting us the drinks, and the one who said it was her first day comes later at the end, and she's like, I'm sorry. Like, it's my first day. I'm sorry if I messed up. And I'm like, this is fucking genius. I'm going to start using this.
Wait. And so...
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Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about their experiences with health insurance?
I can't believe she came back and said that to you and you know that she's lying. Yeah, she was like, I hope I did okay today.
Well, maybe I'm like, oh, maybe she's never done this airline, but she's, you don't, this is the thing also about flight attendants. The training is insane. The training is military to become a flight attendant. I've never had a flight attendant mess up to the extent that she has. Most flight attendants are incredible. They are the baristas of the sea.
I've rarely had a flight attendant issue. I've never been in a pickle with a flight attendant before. You want to know why? They're gay. Because they're girls and gays. So they're like, hi. Happy to be here.
That's like when I lost my sunglasses at the Sports Illustrated event. I was like, it's full of women. We're going to be fine.
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brought a purse to the AMAs, and all the Googlers were making fun of me because I was holding my purse in every photo, and they were like, thank God. You didn't leave it. You were keeping track of her.
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