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Bagels: A Definitive Ranking
16 Jul 2025
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Early Signs of Daddy Puberty
09 Jul 2025
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Escaping The Fire Island Hookup Forest
02 Jul 2025
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From The Archive: Who Drank At My 17th Birthday Party?
25 Jun 2025
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From The Archive: Bear in the Woods (S4E7)
19 Jun 2025
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From The Archive: Chimes and Punishment (S4E10)
11 Jun 2025
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Did you know acapella groups participate in violent hazing rituals? This week we're taking it back t...
From The Archive: HOW TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE (S2E1)
04 Jun 2025
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Throwing it back to when we tried to be an educational podcast: "Let's learn to put ourselves out th...
FROM THE ARCHIVE: You Get To Exhale Now, Totino (S3E21)
28 May 2025
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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Boys State (S2E25)
21 May 2025
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Let's travel back to two summers ago when Andrew shared his military camp story with the world for t...
FROM THE ARCHIVE: Meet You At The Mall (S1E1)
14 May 2025
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When Podcasting Works Out
07 May 2025
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I Hate Birthday Parties
30 Apr 2025
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23 Apr 2025
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An Episode About Sleep
16 Apr 2025
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Our Favorite Subject
09 Apr 2025
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The Hunger Games Made Me Not Suicidal
02 Apr 2025
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Can A Zoo Be Ethical? And Other Moral Debates You Expect From This Podcast
26 Mar 2025
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This week we take a very serious look at zoos as Andrew presses Joe on the ethical boundaries of zoo...
The Midwest Is the Europe of America
19 Mar 2025
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You (Might) Have A Phone Addiction
12 Mar 2025
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This week we talk about our very complicated relationship to the internet, dating back to the dawn o...
Well, Well, Wellness
05 Mar 2025
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Today we tackle wellness culture: from experiments in goop to cauliflower crust ending with some pos...
Jon Lovett on Math, Chipotle, & Long Island
26 Feb 2025
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The Body Keeps The Score, And, Girl, We’re Getting Our Ass Beat
19 Feb 2025
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If You’re In Your Darkest Hour: Click On This
12 Feb 2025
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The Sick & Twisted Story of A Twink & A Redhead
05 Feb 2025
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What Cruise Ships Do To The Brain
29 Jan 2025
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The Life & Death of Shirley Temple
22 Jan 2025
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Why Ben Platt Performs
15 Jan 2025
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08 Jan 2025
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Getting Naked With Your Best Friend
01 Jan 2025
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24 Dec 2024
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Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City
18 Dec 2024
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Today we're joined by the icon who made this podcast possible: Ilana Glazer. We discuss growing up o...
Why Does Santa Punish Us?
11 Dec 2024
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Is it ethical to raise children under the threat of Santa Claus? Today we join Buddy the Elf and San...
Are Christmas Carolers Okay?
04 Dec 2024
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The Perks of Touching Grass
27 Nov 2024
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Thanksgiving When You're Gay and Italian and In Your 20s
20 Nov 2024
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Do Gays Need Gay Friends?
13 Nov 2024
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Our Friendship Was Over
05 Nov 2024
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The Partying Will Catch Up To You
30 Oct 2024
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Halloween Horror Stories
23 Oct 2024
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Are All Priests Gay? & Sick Days
16 Oct 2024
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Charli and Troye (also, we're going on tour. check the bio. for real.)
09 Oct 2024
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The Halloweentown Reunion
02 Oct 2024
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The War on Apple Picking
25 Sep 2024
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Yasmine Sahid Fan Club
18 Sep 2024
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Talking About The SATs Again...
11 Sep 2024
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Operation Green Acres
04 Sep 2024
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Kelon Campbell Radically Accepts Terri Joe
28 Aug 2024
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When Jenny Comes Calling
20 Aug 2024
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Ranking Fruit
14 Aug 2024
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The Bottom of Brooklyn
07 Aug 2024
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Ribs by Lorde
31 Jul 2024
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Food Noise
24 Jul 2024
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The Riverhead Holiday Inn
17 Jul 2024
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Boman Martinez-Reid is Made For TV
10 Jul 2024
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Chimes and Punishment
03 Jul 2024
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Kim Chi Can Do It All
26 Jun 2024
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Sympathy is a knife
19 Jun 2024
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Bears In The Woods
12 Jun 2024
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A Dog With The Power To Turn Husbands Gay
05 Jun 2024
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This week we take some hard-hitting phone calls from listeners about their LGBTQIA+ experiences. Fro...
The 100th Episode
29 May 2024
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The boys celebrate 100 episodes of Good Children by looking back at some standout moments from the p...
Jake Shane on Taylor Swift, GIRLS & Grindr
22 May 2024
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It's May, Let's Be Therapists Again
15 May 2024
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This week, after a 20-minute long intro in which the boys roleplay interviewing for jobs, Joe and An...
Blacking Out At House Of Yes
08 May 2024
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Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel
01 May 2024
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Double F's At Football Camp
24 Apr 2024
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April: Through The Years
17 Apr 2024
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Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics
10 Apr 2024
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Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?
03 Apr 2024
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Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia
27 Mar 2024
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How To Love Yourself Even Though You Had Ugly Bangs
20 Mar 2024
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This week we let the listeners behind the microphones for a riveting Q&A running the mental and emot...
Bagpipes
13 Mar 2024
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Subscribe to our Patreon for a new episode every single Friday! (This week we're taking you on an ex...
Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo)
06 Mar 2024
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The Peanut Butter & Jelly Gang
28 Feb 2024
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The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked
21 Feb 2024
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Your Singing Voice Develops At 30
14 Feb 2024
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100 First Dates
07 Feb 2024
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I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow
31 Jan 2024
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The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes
24 Jan 2024
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You Get To Exhale Now, Totino
10 Jan 2024
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A Rise From Grace
03 Jan 2024
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Well, It's Over (2023)
27 Dec 2023
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How The Hell Did The Grinch Steal Christmas?
20 Dec 2023
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A Little Bit of TLC
14 Dec 2023
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The Year Without a Santa Claws
14 Dec 2023
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Homo Loan
14 Dec 2023
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Drowning In The Ocean Spray Cranberry Bog
22 Nov 2023
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Potential Friendship Breakup Song
15 Nov 2023
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Cocktail Hour
08 Nov 2023
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The boys talk catered events and, more importantly, the food at those events. In their investigative...
The Get A Boyfriend Challenge
01 Nov 2023
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Being Pathetic For Attention
25 Oct 2023
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Time for even more Halloween antics with a heavy dose of Four Loko. Reflect on the wonders of the Je...
Andrew's Got A Date With A Vampire
18 Oct 2023
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A Leaf Of Faith [video]
11 Oct 2023
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A Leaf Of Faith
11 Oct 2023
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Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive)
04 Oct 2023
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Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive) [video]
04 Oct 2023
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Riding in Cars with Twinks
27 Sep 2023
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Riding in Cars with Twinks [video]
27 Sep 2023
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