Celebrity Spin-the-Bottle and Bieber on Ice?!
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What are the hosts' summer camp and high school party experiences?
I'm really enjoying wearing what I call golf athleisure wear out and about. It's a nice little quarter zip. It's quilted, so it's warm, but not too warm. And today, Josh, it is 55 degrees in New York City, so we are feeling great. Quick side note, if you see me smelling my fingers, it's because there's Frank's Red Hot on it, okay? I made a chicken sandwich earlier, and there's still, even though I washed my hands, there's still a little Frank's Red Hot. It smells fantastic.
The great Yanis Papas, one half of the History Hyenas podcast with Chris DiStefano, does say that people who are mentally challenged are finger snippers.
Well, by the way, it is what it is. It smells like my sandwich.
Can I tell you a disgusting thing that my other best friend, not Ben, but Len, used to do growing up?
Yes. I know what you're going to say. Okay, go. Then you go. I really hope I know what it is. Does it have to do with his nether regions? Of course it does. And he would do a little scratch and sniff? Yeah, and he would say, I like the vinegar. Ew.
Ew. Olivia, you should feel free to quit. I would quit. I'm going to fire myself.
Ew.
Like Len's beautiful Russian immigrant mother would be cooking us Red Baron pizza just so that her kid could sit on the couch watching an LA Kings game, scratching his nether regions and going, I like the vinegar.
That is so gross. That's the immigrant dream right there. I can't even imagine doing that as a kid.
What weird games did the hosts play growing up?
Were you ever like, I remember once, I have one regret about actually growing up, me and Len, we had a younger buddy, Daniel, and we would be like 11, 12, 13 years old. He was a year younger than us. And we would just like, I just remember one time playing a prank on Daniel where he woke up at the sleepover and Len was over his face with his ass in his face. And Daniel was like, I'm not sleeping over anymore. And I was like, I don't blame you, Dan. That stinks.
Yeah, look, it both stinks literally and figuratively. This is what boys do, okay? This is what boys do on sleepovers. The same thing applies to camp. One time in camp, we literally shoved 14 cheese balls in this guy's ass, okay? This is just what you do in camp. You're like, hey, let's see how many cheese balls we can fit in ***. ass and that's just what it was we can cut out his name but that's just it is what it is and he's happy as a clam he holds the record for how many cheese balls you can put in an ass and it's so funny somebody said this the other day like there is nothing gayer nothing than either a young boy sleepover or summer camp the things that go on so gay for heterosexuals like it's like hey who do you think is the bigger dick me or you and then two people whip out their dicks
Gay. But it's just like straight guys doing straight guy things. We're curious. We're young. Yes.
And we're not judgmental. We need to adopt that. I'm not gay. I'm just a 38 year old at camp with my bros.
Yeah, that's it. It's not a big deal. I'm not gay. I just like cheese balls in the ass. I want to go to camp tomorrow. Yeah, me too. To put cheese balls in my ass. 14? 14. 14 went in. Were these Weiss? Were these Utzes? Utz. No, the big, you know, the big tub. Utz. Fantastic. What a snack.
I'm just, and feel free to turn the podcast off, listeners, but I'm going to need some more details. Now we need the logistics.
Because that's pretty graphic, dude. Yeah, yeah, 14 in the ass. Whoa. Some of them crumbled for sure. Look, if you've ever had an Utz cheese ball, you know they don't hold well. You push, they break. Sure. But yeah, yeah, it's rough. You ever heard of the game Oaky Cookie? No.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What are the hosts' summer camp and high school party experiences?
0:42–2:41
2
What weird games did the hosts play growing up?
2:41–16:13
3
How do the hosts feel about spin the bottle and first kisses?
16:13–37:58
4
Why do the hosts discuss arranged marriages for their kids?
37:58–50:19
5
How do the hosts feel about reconnecting with childhood movies?
50:19–57:09