Dylan Sprouse & Brendan Columbus Are Here to Vape
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Who are the Wild Men and how did their podcast get started?
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Mons and Morans, welcome back to the Good Guys Podcast. We are here with the Wild Men themselves. Hello. Ben, give us a proper intro. Who are we? It's with here.
It's just such a great name, boys. Can we tell you? We have a new podcast. The great Brandon and Dylan are here joining us. Wild Men. Is it a Dear Media Podcast? Sadly, it's a Q code. Daylight Media Podcast. We're just
Who cares? It doesn't matter. If you guys want to talk about makeup, we can get you a deal here.
Bro, I need some. Are these cameras ten eightyp?
We have a couple of guys, guys. We haven't figured out if they're quite as gay as us yet. But look, we're all here together. Just wait.
We're sharing a ghost energy. That's good. I can't do energy drinks. So
I've talked a lot about ghost energy. And I'm I'm a f listen, I drink a uh an iced energy drink every morning at around 5:45 in the morning. You pour it out the glass. I made it sound more aristocratic than it is. It's just icy cold. When I get it from the fridge.
Oh, okay, okay.
And I pop that thing. And then I have my little boy, my little son Meyer, and my little Nook, and he's sipping away on his milk and daddy's sipping away on
his. It's literally my morning without the kid. Just with my French bulldog instead. Yeah. It's like cold ghosts to the morning might be the
best taste in the world. I actually well. So I got an ancestry test like I want to say 15 years ago and it it's updated a lot since, right? Constantly like updates and sends you alerts that says like these are some new traits, like you have this or that. One of the traits it hit me with about like two years ago is that I have like an ex like an extreme genetic tolerance to caffeine. Wow. Which is a huge Fucking bummer. Um, so actually ghost energy, all like the energy drinks are the only thing that make me feel like I'm actually getting an energy boost from it. 'Cause I don't think it's like caffeine and what, taurine and all these other chemicals that I think twelve. Yeah, it's a weird.
It takes the edge of caffeine off. That's why I don't get the jitters, right? Because the coffee's a little too much for the beam. Yeah. I go crazy.
That's interesting because I I I did the ancestry dot com thing, but I never met my pops and I got a bunch of half brothers and half sisters out there. So when they were like, you know, do you wanna be accessible if people find you on here and they see that you're like part of their family tree? And I said, No. Like I got enough fucking friends. Like, oh, so I can meet my sixty-five year old brothers and sisters. Great. That's crazy. The movies. That's crazy. Fuck. Like, uh, like I've had lunch. I don't need to go out to lunch.
No, no, that's a bummer. To meet a I feel like meeting a cousin at at our age now is chill. Meeting a half sibling is a bit of a bummer. Shouldn't we hang out more? And you're like, I actually have just met you in your fifty. I have no interest in being with you. What if you did what if you just met Colin today? I probably wouldn't hang out with him.
I don't think you guys would be pressed. No way. You're like rivals. It's like cash, catch him and what's other that Gary Oak or whatever. You're like, Can
you put out that cigarette? What do you nuts? Stop
smoking in my face. Um Yeah, I mean the best way to describe us is that uh he smokes uh analog and I smoke digital. That's like that's the vape man. I'm the uh yeah, I'm the uh I'm the vape guy, which is not cool. It's not the cool way to explain it. Um says who? Um pretty much anyone over the age of fourteen. But
dude, I'm ripping him right now. Let's play spin the vape. I'll kiss you guys.
I gotta crank it. Watch out. Is this a safe place? I'm so
jealous. Is this a safe place?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who are the Wild Men and how did their podcast get started?
0:00–8:32
2
What do Dylan and Brendan say about energy drinks and their caffeine tolerance?
8:32–18:39
3
How did an ancestry test reveal a genetic tolerance for caffeine?
18:39–26:59
4
How did the hosts meet at NYU and turn a college challenge into a podcast?
26:59–38:19
5
What are the hosts’ experiences with marriage, kids, and pregnancy?
38:19–45:29
6
What’s the story behind Robin Williams’ secret life as an online gamer?
45:29–54:17
7
What advice do they give about stand‑up comedy and the “laugh currency”?
54:17–59:14