THIS IS THE WORST PODCAST ON EARTH DUDE
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Josh, do you think hell on earth is just continuously dropping something in between your seat and the center console in your car? Mm-hmm. I've been recording a lot of voiceovers in the car. It's great acoustics. You don't really hear anything. And every single time I go to dismantle my microphone, I drop this little piece in between the center console.
Why is the gap between car seat and center console such a universal annoyance?
And my car seat. And I just want to say it's the most inconvenient thing in the entire world. That's all. Horrible. It's horrible. It really is. Why haven't they solved this problem? Why haven't they closed that gap?
They could. But then, of course, there does need to be movement on the seat. You know, it needs to be on a track, probably in the fancy cars you're driving. Money bags. No. Oh, please. I'm kidding.
Cry me a river, your second car is a Defender. What do we put in the... What does your nanny drive, a Porsche? What's in between the... What's in between the... In a luxury car, in between the seat and the central console, why don't we have just like a little cover that just closes it?
Yeah, I mean, Amazon has it. They do? Of course. You're lying. This is something that people have made. Are you kidding? On the TikTok shop, this thing is left and right, a little thing you put in the middle. And you know what? And the morons are going to feel very proud of themselves by commenting, oh, get this, get that. You're not. Thank you, but I just solved it already. Amazon. I know you have your hack. You think you have your, you don't. It's on Amazon. It's got 8,000 reviews.
By the way, Amazon is so fucking awesome. This is the worst podcast on earth.
Fuck, dude. Amazon is so great.
We sound like two guys who work at Costco who started a podcast. And you're like, bro, how lit is Amazon?
The best. By the way, Amazon is so great. This podcast sucks.
And the fact that we're mean to Jeff Bezos as a society when he gave us Amazon. Sure, does he look like he has too much cortisol in his face? Yeah. Could he be spending his money in a way that's more in line with what you want him to spend his money on? Sure. Could he maybe be better to his employees? Sure. Amazon. Josh, I ordered a tablecloth last night. It's coming tomorrow. Sure is. It could even come today sometime. Between 4 and 8 a.m. maybe. Unbelievable. By the way, the between 4 and 8 a.m. makes me rock hard. When I see that as an option, you're telling me I'm going to wake up like it's Christmas morning with my measuring cups at my door?
I just love the feeling of knowing there's a gig economy worker who's giving up their time with their kids in the morning to make sure I get my fucking tablecloth. Bring it to me, Daniel.
I need it now.
Oh, you don't have time to drop your kids off at school because I need a fucking AA battery? One.
Remember there was the Silk Road by Ross Ulbricht, which was like drugs and alcohol and firearms. It was like the Amazon of the dark arts. And then of course there's Amazon, which is wonderful and reputable and all that. What if there was like a middle tier, right? Like the Silk driveway, the Silk Avenue. And it's like things like that, like a Lucy cigarette. Like I need one more, bro.
Craigslist.
Craigslist.
Yeah, no, but like you could have it come like, you know, within two hours. I need a single mall, bro.
Understood.
Like maybe, you know, half a Xanax and two condoms at your leisure and a slingshot. That's kind of GoPuff.
It's not fully there, but you can get almost everything on GoPuff. We as a society just never adopted the loose cigarette. And I really don't know why. It's a big thing in Europe. We're too money hungry where we want to sell a whole pack. But you know, what's wrong with the one cigarette? A Lucy, they call it. It's nice. You go in. I just want one.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:03
2
Why is the gap between car seat and center console such a universal annoyance?
1:03–5:33
3
How has Amazon and on‑demand shopping changed everyday problem solving?
5:33–27:51
4
What makes kosher cheese different and why does it affect pizza melt?
27:51–30:38
5
How can ChatGPT be used for bizarre curiosity and pop culture searches?
30:38–49:33