We Survived a Missile Warning, a Slingshot, & LeBron Drama in the Hamptons
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Mazel Morons, welcome back to the Good Guys Podcast.
Josh, I mean, look at this studio behind me. There's a piano. Can you see the piano or is it out of frame? I don't know, but Josh.
Oh, it's way in frame.
We are, in case you want me to hop on the piano, play a couple of Heart and Soul. I could play you Heart and Soul, but folks, we're here in the Hamptons, and I don't know if you remember. I'm sure that you do remember. If you watched this podcast the last couple of summers, I'm not going to lie to you. I did my best to make it look good, but it didn't. It didn't look good. So we decided, you know, this is the biggest podcast in America. We need a real studio. So we're here in a real studio in the Hamptons. And let me tell you, Josh, it just feels so great to be here with you virtually in the Hamptons.
I have so much to talk to you about, but you've already given me the perfect segue because you're the perfect co-host. When is it acceptable to play an acoustic song at a gathering? Ever? And how good do you have to be?
So here's the thing. I'm so happy you brought this up. I think if you're too good, it might never be appropriate. If you're really, really, really, really good, then you're just stunting on people. Then it turns into a concert. That's no longer a gathering. You're here at the concert. I think that if you're mid-level good, you know, you got some talent, I think outdoors only...
What prompted the hosts to move into a new Hamptons studio and how do they introduce it?
some type of campfire environment, maybe bonfire by the beach. If I'm coming to your house for a dinner party and you start playing the piano, I'm leaving. Totally. I'm leaving. Yeah. I'm leaving. I didn't sign up to hear your narcissistic ass play the piano for your guests. We don't want it. Did you go to a party recently where this happened? Is that why you're bringing this up?
No, I've just had to endure it a lot.
Really? That's a big Hollywood thing then. It's big. I've had it once and it's brutal.
The only thing worse would be if someone brought out their Serato or their turntables and was like, I wanted to give you guys a little taste of my DJ set. And it goes a little something like.
That would be insane.
I always wanted to make a TikTok or a reel of like, you know how they're always listening like this?
Yeah.
While they're DJing. But like, because ostensibly they're like, they're like, you know, listening to the next track to try to fade in. But like, what if they were just listening to like, you know, I don't know, Joe Rogan be like, don't be a pussy. Don't be a pussy. Don't be a pussy.
Yeah.
I want to know what they're listening to.
They're listening to nothing. They're all faking. Real DJs don't do that. Real DJs don't even have headphones. Real DJs are just vinyl-ing it up. They're just playing, Josh. Aren't they just playing? What are they listening to?
Well, people like Diplo or Steve Aoki, they make their own music, so they're not cross-fading. I mean, they are, but they're playing music that they created.
They're playing music. They're playing music. They go from one to the next. They press stop. They press play. I don't know. I don't know, Josh. But yeah, if I go to your house and you start playing the piano, it's always Frank Sinatra, isn't it? You're always playing Frank Sinatra, too, on the piano. And I just want you to know, you're probably a billionaire. That's typically where it happens. I don't want to hear it, Josh.
When is it appropriate to play live music at a dinner party and why do hosts hate it?
I agree with you. It's a huge what are you nuts. You invited me over for a concert. You invited me over for a dinner party.
It's almost always men. It's always a guitar. And then women, it's riffs. If a woman can sing, in my experience, it's like an uninvited riff. No one asked for this riff. This vocal acrobatics, right? And then... And then if a guy, it's almost like if your name is Gavin, Trevor, you know, Johnny, and you're under 35 and you know more than four chords on the guitar, it's like they can't.
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Chapters
5 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:03
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What prompted the hosts to move into a new Hamptons studio and how do they introduce it?
2:03–4:19
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When is it appropriate to play live music at a dinner party and why do hosts hate it?
4:19–9:06
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Why do DJs pretend to cue tracks and what's the truth about live EDM vocals?
9:06–29:33
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How did the National Weather Service severe thunderstorm alert disrupt July 4th on Long Island?
29:33–53:49
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