Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Three, two.
Welcome to David's victory lap, everybody. Happy Friday. Look at it. Look at it. Give yourself applause, David. Oh, my hands. How are you doing, Harley? I'm doing good. It's Friday. David just got a sick watch. I know. That's crazy. I can't believe it really happened. I thought this was just, I did not think that Ethan would really. Yeah, shout out to him.
Yeah, shout out.
That is insane. But it's after dark, so I got to get a little tactless for a second. You could do whatever you want with that watch. That's your watch. You could sell it. Sell it tonight. You don't even have to feel bad. I'll tell you, when I saw Ethan at one point, he was up in Blackjack in Bahamas and he tossed me like $500 chip.
Mm-hmm.
I was like sick and he was busy and I went, you know, I want to eat something, whatever. And then he met up with me a couple hours later. He's like, oh, let's hit the tables. And I was like, I don't really gamble much. And he was like, oh, you got 500 bucks. And I was like, I paid my hotel, dude. The fuck you think this is? What do you think this is? And he's like, oh, come on.
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Chapter 2: What watch did David receive and why is it significant?
We ended up going and I was up. Having said that, though, having said that, if I were you, I'd be screaming a lot more about it. I'd be screaming a lot more, but it's very sick. I think that's like a keep it forever watch. Hell yeah. It's like, it is one of those watches already. And I was looking it up, like getting the information.
Some of the interesting information to me was that it's a really resilient watch. What does that mean? So you can wear that daily. Wear that bad boy daily. And then Zach said something that was kind of a joke, but actually it's true. You do have to eat different. Here comes Ethan. Is he going to? Oh, he's naked.
Oh, he's naked.
It almost looks like I have a tan line.
Do I have a watch team? Oh, get mocked. Get mocked. David, put it up.
Watch Max. Watch Max. Watch Max. That's it. Mock. Mocking the fuck out of him.
Thanks, bro.
Wow. What a sick day at work you had, David. Thank you. What a sick day at work. What a great Friday. What an amazing Friday. And Teddy, wow, what an arm on that kid. Must be from the inside.
Arguably better than Ethan.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of gambling discussed in this episode?
Oh, the eating, yeah. As a joke, yeah, you do have to eat different. I'll be honest, you can't have chicken nuggets and ketchup with a watch like that. You can't. You have to do something else. It doesn't have to be duck sauce. That's like what are the chances you're going to have that available, but you got to hit something different. For sure. And I know, and you're not wrong.
Americans, you guys love ranch. Wait, can I ask a question? Ranch is having a moment right now. Yeah. When you say ketchup and ranch, you're not mixing them, right? No, he's not. No, am I crazy? No.
I don't know.
I thought that's why people were grossed out. Wow, you think so low of every guy, eh? No! You think he's Android-coded mixing ketchup and ranch together? I'll do like a barbecue sauce and ranch. I'll mix those.
No, I don't even.
Yeah, I don't really. I don't like that. You're not a ranch guy. But I'm not going to comment too much. Even though I am the sauce boss, I feel like it's my expertise. Where I come from, French fries, we do ketchup and mayo. And some people like to make a pink sauce. I prefer to dip mayo and then ketchup.
Right. I mean, Thousand Island is essentially ketchup and mayo and like pickles.
Yeah, I made that. I just made that a couple because we did once I got home from L.A., we did St. Patrick's Day and I always make corned beef and I it's like my favorite thing to make. And next day I made Reuben's for us and I made the Thousand Island because we didn't have any. It was so good. So sick. I love Reuben. It's really easy to make.
Like you said, David, it was ketchup, mayo and relish. I think that was it.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about food preferences and cooking?
I think it was those three things. It was fucking banger. Thousand Island is goaded for sure. Yeah, but ketchup on chicken tendies, you can't do that. And also not nuggets either. Like a tendie feels to me like ketchup is super basic, but like a nug from McDonald's, specifically with McDonald's ketchup, which is like more vinegary, which I really like. I like that.
i i ketchup i'm sorry sweet and sour sauce at mcdonald's in canada the green top yeah uh yeah that's my that's my number one i hid some of those in ethan's house actually i was like for the next time i come back but i don't know who he's got working there because someone found them someone found them yeah they were gone oh no you're used i'm just happy they got used Did you wait?
So you brought, you smuggled them in. We had McDonald's and I told him, I was like, by the way, I always get extra. I'm going to put, I'm going to put these somewhere for the next time.
Oh, okay.
Okay. So yeah, we have, I mean, we, we have this, is it the same as Canada? The same sweet and sour? It used to be a purple top sweet and sour. Did it? And it would taste different. Wasn't it? The green top is like the OG, triple OG. That's the boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the boy.
Got you.
Now, for me... David needs to acknowledge you can't have ketchup on chicken tendies. He's got... David, your power level has grown exponentially there.
Yes, sir.
Kate, are you into watches at all? No. Okay. It's crazy. Like, amongst men... I've learned. Amongst men, watches is actually... It's a joke on the show, but it's not a joke.
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Chapter 5: What insights are shared about Diet Coke chicken?
Can't hate the player, though. Of course not. To some degree, we all do some of it, right? A little bit of rage bait, a little bit of like, oh, I'll leave that imperfection in so people notice it. But making your entire career off of fucking with people like this is just so weird to me. It is not the worst fucking though, right?
no no it's just bizarre it's not even as i i honestly the worst thing you could say is be like hope she eats that chicken yeah it's just like she eats her uh her diet coke chicken it's very immature do you know what i mean like it's all kids that are like ew it's diet coke chicken night james gets the job sucks basically the job sucks
Where he brings home a couple cans of Diet Coke, I know that's kind of my cue to make Diet Coke chicken. I'm gonna add my ketchup.
I thought it looked so good just now, I just kinda eyeball it. Absolutely not. It's really all about consistency. Is there any non-food that goes into this?
Let's see.
Like if you want to know, like she like the last lady, like used a scrub brush full of soap.
No, no, nothing like that.
As far as I think they really eat it.
Diet Coke chicken in any search engine and it'll pop right up. It's a pretty popular recipe. And then I'm going to go ahead and add in the good chicken.
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Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to Clavicular's arrest?
Yeah. Didn't brown her meat, though. Just straight into the juice. Just straight in. Just straight into the ketchup and Diet Coke. I mean, listen, I've heard of similar things coming out of the Midwest.
well yeah i mean not this bad you can use coke to like braise short ribs and you know stuff like that but this way of doing it just no seasoning no vegetables awful just boiling diet coke and also it's diet coke not coke so it's not even like the real sugar you're not getting any like caramelization or anything no be kind What? What is this?
That's a pineapple.
Thank you, David. What is this for? I'm going to put the peas in the microwave. Dude, I can't do canned peas.
Peas in the microwave. Do you hear that? Peas in the microwave.
Peas in the microwave, yeah.
Here's an update on the chicken. It's looking good. All right, and here's our dinner.
Guys, I think she really eats this. No, yeah, because look what I thought about this when I first saw it. She swapped it out. Or the camera, maybe this is front facing now. Oh no, I just meant the chicken looks different.
Oh, the chicken looks different.
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Chapter 7: What details emerge about the incident involving the alligator?
Let's see the, look at the thing in the back. It's the green boxes on the right of that white bag. Let's see if we see it in something else. I need to see if she's taunting us. No, it's a different angle. It just, it just, it gets flipped when you're, when you film. That's, that's it. I think so. Yeah. So does she do a lot of these insane food things? Or is that like the big one?
Guys, I... What is this? What even is that?
That looks like chorizo.
I'm going to stir.
Maybe.
Does it?
All right, I grabbed a new pan. I'm going to add some butter.
What the fuck is happening in America? This is a family size. It doesn't seem like that much. She's getting better at filming. She's getting better at filming, you said? Filming and cutting. Yeah, you said it looks tighter. Maybe she actually stocked up enough to get someone who's down to chop it up. Maybe. Is that like a sauce? Maybe that was like a sauce in the pan?
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Chapter 8: What conclusions are drawn about Clavicular's actions and their consequences?
okay we're doing I think I want to we're doing things we're making fried rice with guys I think she ate that diet Coke chicken yeah I think she was making show to the end yeah but then all the lady was clearly rage baiting this doesn't feel like rage bait this is what she showed at the end look look normal yeah I would have eaten what she showed yeah but then if she was like guess what the sauce is
I tried to, the guy I was talking about before, Amir, the guy that was drinking out of the garbage. Yeah, sure. I tried to workshop Diet Coke toast with him for Epic Mealtime for a long time. Diet Coke toast. How would that work? Like French toast? Don't know. Sometimes you say the name of the meal and then work from there. Oh. Diet Coke toast was an interesting thought I wanted to try.
Well, I think I just fixed it for you.
Yeah, I think you did. Free fire. Just a little egg and Diet Coke together? Yeah.
and then maybe reduce some for syrup i'd have to put some chicken on there too yeah hell yeah yeah like chicken and waffles yeah because look at the attraction this one got yeah for real when are we starting our rage baiting food channel right now right now i mean yeah this looks fine this looks like i've seen money right here this looks like white people fried rice that's gonna get us into doors and you got to bring that into meetings hell yeah that's true
I'm sorry, I didn't see your watch. I'm listening now. Yeah. And when anyone talks to you, lick about it, be like, oh, what, this old thing? Oh, yeah. No, it's my EDC, but you should see what I got at home.
Yeah, and I got it from being so good.
Everyday Carrie watch. Everyday Carrie. Yeah, it was like a sauce. I think that's for the chicken. It's for the chicken.
Oh, it came out sausage-like.
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