Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Ladies and gentlemen, friends, lovers, enemies, snarkers, welcome all. We're back, baby. We've been gone for a month and our longest break ever, but we're all feeling energized, rejuvenated, ready to go. It's 2026. We're ready. We're back. We're so bad. The whole gang is here. Everyone went on a month-long adventure, kind of. Love, you were in Sweden. That's right.
I've been fighting fires, doing all this stuff. Yeah, fireman love. Yeah, no big deal, guys. Fireman. Okay, hold on. After you find your third fire, I'm starting to think you're the arson. There's been a lot of allegations about that, and I'm ready to tackle them. Honestly, if you just drive around downtown... There's fires everywhere? You'll find a fire pretty soon. Before long.
I can vouch for that. Yeah, so there's just little fires happening.
Yes.
Okay. Well, no wonder the city's on fire half the year. Yeah, but I'm stopping that. Fireman Love is in action. Bayads took a cross-country road trip. You are crazy. I know, and AB likes to drive from LA to Dearborn, which is bananas, but you guys do it. Yeah, we did a road trip, you know, saved a puppy that was lost, which is no big deal. Yeah, anyway, so and then tomorrow. No, I'm kidding.
Yeah, you guys saved the dog. That's so terrific. I'm so proud of you. I was doing a playoff who I love set with the fire. Did you get it out of a flaming car?
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Chapter 2: What adventures did the hosts embark on during their break?
No, no, no, no, no. Me and love are going to collide with a puppy in a fire.
We're going to save LA, guys. We're going to save a puppy.
We did save the puppy from a very serious blizzard, though, because as soon as we left town, the weather got like really, really bad.
Wow. But you guys found the owner. So it was actually like a super happy ending. Yeah, yeah. No, it was. Did you ask them for money? No, no, no. Just like... No. You have the dog leash in one hand and then you're about to hand it over and you're like... I've played enough RPGs. When you do something like that, you deserve some sort of cash reward.
Wasn't there a story last year where like they refused to return the dog until they gave them the reward? Yeah. Your dog until otherwise. Yeah.
But the road trip was fun. It was just a lot more exhausting than I remember. When I was younger and we moved out here, we drove out here in two and a half days.
This time it took us like six days each way. A lot of stops. You feel like you wasted time? Like, damn, we should- A little bit. A little bit. I mean, six is a lot of time.
I've been thinking about doing it because I wanted to take some stuff back to Michigan, but I figured this was the best time because we had a month, but yeah, we wasted like two weeks.
But we still had a lot of fun while we were- Two weeks, a month. It's two weeks that could have been with our family still, but yeah, it was still worth it.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about their time away from the show?
I'm coming back. I just did the front row. You have more important things to do. Frankly, no one cares.
I didn't really do shit, so I don't have much to say.
My highlight was I got lunch with Tom. Oh, that's interesting. And he split it. He didn't even pay for me. What? We split it. That's ridiculous. He had kids' birthdays to pay for. Hold on, save it, save it. We can't go down this vortex.
Okay, guys, Ducky's here too, and he wants to say something. Go ahead. Aw. Go ahead.
He's very excited to be back. Yeah, the dogs actually are more excited to come back than anyone, man. So a few announcements real fast. We have a new membership tier. $5 for the current one, just like everybody's been enjoying. Discord, live chat, and extra episodes on Thursday. What we've done is bolstered a new membership tier. Is that live, Dan?
No, it won't be live for a couple of days because YouTube has to they have like an approval process with membership stuff to make sure that you're not promising sky to people. But it will be available in the coming days. And we should also note that we've always had two higher tiers that really weren't anything.
It was just like it was just like generous. Thanks, sucker. That's not what it was. That's essentially what it was.
It was if people wanted to kick in a little extra.
We're adding value. But those are going away and being replaced by a true higher tier that actually has some benefits. So the $25 tier gives you 48... our early access to all merch drops.
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Chapter 4: What does Madi share about the current situation in Iran?
And by the way, they are such a wonderful, nice, loving couple. Like they're the nice couple that you get. You get the like eye bleach in between the couples of the one who's like using them or sometimes they're both terrible. Then you get to actually be with like a nice, loving couple. And there it is. Madi, how are you? Thank you so much for joining us, for calling in today.
Good. Thank you so much for having me. I'm Madi.
Chapter 5: How is the Iranian flag historically significant?
I'm from Iran. And so good to be here.
I see you've got the Iranian flag there behind you. That's the lion.
Yeah, it's the real one, not the fake one.
That's the flag from before the Islamic State took over from the Shah, right?
Yeah. And this is something that I think many people do not know. They think this is for the Shah, but this is just like a flag of Iran for like hundreds of years. I think more than like 300, 400 years. But because they have problems with like Shah and Pahlavi and these kind of things, they say it's for him. So, but no, this is a real flag of Iran.
I mean, it's the great Persian culture. There's just so much rich history and culture from Persia. And every... By the way, I've met a ton of Persian people and they're all... Oh, I grew up with Persian people.
My neighbors that I spent almost all the time with were Persian and some of my best friends. So I love Persian people.
Yeah. And it's so nice to... to have you here.
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Chapter 6: What challenges do Iranians face in expressing dissent?
And so basically there's a few things I want to talk to you about. First of all, the IW stuff that we just watched. And then also, I really want to talk to you about what's happening in Iran right now to raise awareness and hopefully see what things we can do to help. Because I know you've been heavily trying to spread awareness on.
Yeah. So, so like the reason that I'm here is mostly because there's so much like propaganda about like what's happening inside Iran right now. And the things that I get from, from my friends, like, first of all, there's a huge blackout there and I only have like connection with one or two of my friends who have like Starlink and they are legally connected to internet.
And the things that I hear is so different than many of these medias is just like trying to present. They're just like,
thousands like the the last number that i've heard is 16 000 people dead yeah and uh i'm sure it's more than that like it's way more than the based on the clips that i have seen it's way more than that i really pray this is the last number that we hear but it's it's a massacre like it's just like they call it a persian holocaust or something like they're they're literally killing people just because they are against
That's all, that's all they're doing. Like they don't have any other thing that they need to be killed for.
I've been following it pretty closely and the 16,000 figure is from doctors and hospitals reporting it together. And what's scary about that is a lot of the people that were injured, they know that if they go to the hospital,
um they've been going to the hospital the government's been going there and killing people that are injured because they're like oh you're a protester you were injured in the protest so you clearly i heard that some people that are injured are afraid to even go to the hospital yes so exactly the number surely has to be much higher than that is your friends and family okay is everyone you know okay over there
I haven't heard of my family members for the last 10 days. I do not know anything about them. But I have lost friends and I actually see their pictures on the news that, oh, this was my friend. I lost him. So this is the only way that I'm getting news from there.
Wow. I'm sorry.
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Chapter 7: What happened to the famous YouTuber mentioned?
It's about a hundred.
Oh, that's good. Because I saw the subscribers, it was like millions. I was like, there's really millions of people watch this?
There used to be. There used to be, though. He used to be one of the biggest YouTubers. But then he got brain damaged and started doing this weird tanky content. And now only 100 people watch him. So when he talks, people like to make fun of him. So a lot of people don't see it. But at the end of the day, he doesn't have a lot of people supporting him.
Chapter 8: What is the significance of the protests discussed?
Because most of the people are just in shock to see the downfall of him. Because like Ethan said, he used to be a YouTube legend.
So enough about them. Kind of the focus back on, is protesters even accurate to say? How would you describe what's going on there? It seems like more than protesting.
that's actually the thing like it's way more than a protest it's actually a revolution that like the years before it was like a protest where we do not want this we want this but right now we know that this regime is not going to change change their like behaviors as soon like as long as they're they're there they're just like continue killing people not giving us our basic human rights so it's way more than a protest and and again
I just do not want these thousands of people's plot go to waste. That is my only thoughts these days.
We're having a tech issue. We've got to reset our thing. The shot is stuck. So that we're both small. And I want to be able to make your thing full. Just give me one minute. I thought we were just trying to use the world's biggest watermark. Hey, nobody's gripping this. I thought we were upping the branding this year.
So, should people just leave it open?
Everything's good. He can't switch. We just can't switch anymore. So we can keep talking? Yeah, just talk like the Brady Bunch.
Alright, we're going to come back. So you can pull the mics back out now.
All right, we're back. Sorry about that, guys. We had a technical issue. The software that controls our show crashed. But we're all fixed up now. And actually, this clip is really short by this greasy... This greasy... His name is Chris Kuntler. It doesn't seem like a lot of people like him.
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