Getting Drunk & Playing Games For Oktoberfest - H3 Show #308

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What do the hosts talk about at the very beginning of the episode?

Ethan Klein 0:04
Hello everybody. I'm not used to the camera being in the middle. We're together again. Hello everybody. Welcome! Ew No,
Unknown 0:14
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ethan Klein 0:17
We're doing Octoberfest. Wait, are we It is September, of course. Martin's here by the way.
Unknown 0:23
So the of the official
Ethan Klein 0:26
Yeah, Martin's here.
Unknown 0:27
The official Oktoberfest will start tomorrow. Octoberfest. Okay. So it's always the last week in September. Nah, because it runs into the October. And you know we Germans are very efficient. Yeah. So therefore we need a little bit.
Ethan Klein 0:43
And it
Unknown 0:43
goes into the first week of October.
Hila Klein 0:44
Better be early than late.
Ethan Klein 0:47
Once you have a beer, it's Octoberfest. Not not my life, sorry, was that
Unknown 0:51
Once you have a beer, it's Octoberfest.
Ethan Klein 0:53
Once you have a beer, it's not
Unknown 0:54
covered in a
Ethan Klein 0:56
Perfect. I don't know. If y'all remember last year Chef Bernard is with us, he's gonna be sh What are we doing this sh what are we doing uh this year, Chef? Um based on last year where I did way too much work, I will definitely put you guys to work. You're putting us to work. And uh
Unknown 1:13
Martin, we're gonna test at efficiency. Oh
Ethan Klein 1:15
oh. At German efficiency, yeah. We'll put it to work, yeah, okay. I I question
Unknown 1:18
it.
Ethan Klein 1:19
And uh we got something else on the mint we're not doing schnitzel this year.
Unknown 1:22
We're not doing schnitzel. I heard
Ethan Klein 1:24
uh my Swedish counterpart is uh in Sweden, so you know, we can't do a schnitzel competition, so we're skipping that. Okay. Well I'm excited to try something else. We're doing something that's even harder to pronounce, do you guys? Say it. Kaiserspezlin. That's easy.
Great.
Ethan Klein 1:37
Kaiser Spezzlin. There you go. Say it again. Kazerspitzler. Kazer. Kazan. Kazen Spetzlin. Kazen Spetzlin. Pretty good, pretty good. And I don't know, um, and and and who who do we have here joining uh you, Martin? Uh I brought my very close friend Maggie. We know each other's. Maggie?
Unknown 1:57
Hi. Yeah, like a years kind of dog name, you know, those golden dogs, Maggie. But she's not my dog, obviously.
Ethan Klein 2:03
Yes, yes.
Unknown 2:04
We haven't talked about that. I mean, we'll be gonna leash later on, don't worry. No, yeah, we both met pretty much at the same time when we moved to America.
Ethan Klein 2:11
Okay. And I'm
Unknown 2:13
always thirsty, he always has something to drink, so the friendship was born.
Ethan Klein 2:17
Mm-hmm.
Unknown 2:17
Hydrating is important.
Ethan Klein 2:19
It sure is, Martin, it sure is. So we have all of our German friends here and I don't know if you guys know anything about the stag calling. You guys know about the stag calling that happens in Germany? I've referred to the colour. I heard about it. Yeah. I'm quite good at it. I'm traveling I'm just since I have authentic Germans here, I know Dan likes when I do this and I have a more a great opportunity to do it since so you guys go ahead and I'm gonna do a stag horn to start Oktoberfest off. Thank you to price fix. You could just say it. Dan is whispering to
Unknown 2:48
me. Dan
Ethan Klein 2:49
goes
Unknown 2:51
But
Ethan Klein 2:51
you could just say it. It's okay. Thank you to Price Pix by the way for sponsoring us today. Um All right. So here we go. I mean This you know.
Hila Klein 3:03
OO Oh.
Unknown 3:07
Oh
Hila Klein 3:17
It's interesting to see it up close.
Unknown 3:18
You're gonna win, Ethan, you're gonna win. Corner. What?
Ethan Klein 3:24
Uh uh. I say it it makes the best sound when you spit and gag on it.
Dan (Dan/producer, referred to as Dan/Swerdlow) 3:31
You know what? What the f Can I ask how you trained for
Ethan Klein 3:35
this? Do you know what? It came naturally to me. It really did. It really did. Oh So anyway, Martin's taking me to Germany. In February.
Hila Klein 3:49
What do you think?
Ethan Klein 3:50
We're gonna do it. I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna place I think so too.
Unknown 3:55
You have talent. We all know you like to put big things in your mouth. So
Dan (Dan/producer, referred to as Dan/Swerdlow) 3:59
it's great. It's great.
Ethan Klein 4:02
I sure do, Martin. I sure do. Well today we've got of course a day of merriment and drinking and games. Um we are gonna be rolling some barrels, running with some steins, putting plungers on our heads. And uh fighting to the death. With uh traditional Bavarian uh s uh s uh sword, yes, uh pikes.
Hila Klein 4:28
Yeah.
Ethan Klein 4:28
Yes. So anyway, Ela Ela, how are you doing today? Yeah, pork obviously.
Hila Klein 4:33
I didn't drive today, so I'm drinking too.
Ethan Klein 4:36
Wow, thank you to Hey, it's Member. It's I think it's Hey it's yeah, we all we uh What's that?
Dan (Dan/producer, referred to as Dan/Swerdlow) 4:43
I think it was Hey, it's me, Amber. Hey Amber.
Ethan Klein 4:48
Hey hey girl, Amber. Yeah, thanks for appreciate that. You know, I'm not wearing my headphones today, Dan.

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