Our 100th Episode & Playing RV There Yet? - H3 After Dark #100
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What is the episode intro and how do the hosts celebrate the 100th episode?
Hey everybody. Welcome to the hundredth episode!
What's up guys? One hundredth episode. Hit that like button.
I'm here with Harley.
We color coordinated by accident again.
And you look at the big
puff things.
You look like you have scurvy.
Huffle Puff.
Huffle puff. Harley thinks that I'm a Hufflebuff.
It's crazy that you're offended by that.
I'm not! It's just not who I am.
Okay. Yeah. She pulls up dressed like me, the most Hufflepuff guy, acting like she's not Hufflepuff.
Listen, I'm just going by all of the tests I've ever taken.
Hold up guys. It's And no one's
ever gonna believe it.
You didn't you didn't press What? I did, but it's not working.
What's going on?
Uh it says error stream key is currently assigned. The fuck does this mean?
People are waiting. We are live, yeah. We're live.
Refresh it. Just repair it.
Just use the force.
Yeah, you're you'll be fine.
All right, fuck it. You should be good then. Let's go, guys. You're there, we see you by the way. We see you.
Um, yeah, it's the hundredth episode. Yep. And Harley thinks I'm a Hufflebuff, that's fine. But as I was saying, every time I've taken a quiz
How about stay quizzes?
I've been a Slytherin.
It was very hub puff coated to do the uh
I do feel mostly Ravenclaw though, but because I have ambition, like that's I think the only thing
that's what they are, they're ambitious. Yeah, to to
a fault. No, no, no. Slytherin. So anytime you're like, I have goals in my life, it's like, oh, you're a fucking evil bitch. You know?
I think I think you are a Slytherin. I think you are. Just cause you were raised by a jackass, I think this is like very Slytherin clutch. A
jackwagon.
Truo, that's true. I see that.
Galia is uh Galia could be Ravenclaw.
Ah, she's Gryffindor. She's got the courage, the courageous. I haven't quite
put my finger on it yet with her.
I want to be a Griffinder, obviously, but I think I am Raven Claw. We have, I think
we have talked about this. And I will say, in my opinion, first of all, fuck JK Rowling, we all know that. Second, in my opinion, from watching all like reading all the books, watching all the movies, and like knowing the characters. pretty well. I think that The three houses, uh, Slither and Ravenclaw and Hofflepuff are the real houses based on your personality, but Gryffindor is the house you get into because you want it badly. Cause like Hermione is so Ravenclaw. Harry should have been Slytherin. Ron is definitely a Hufflepuff, but they all wanted so badly to be in Gryffindor. They will existence. They will it and that's like the the personality of Gryffindor. On some
on some Star Wars shit.
Right. So Galia, you are a Gryffindor because you want it.
Why did you say
Go ahead. What were you gonna say, Harley? I told Harley he looks like he's in Pleasantville. I
broke
him.
Which means I'm I'm I'm uh
black and white.
Yeah. I need more I need more saturation. I was worried I was gonna look yellow and now what? I look like a cadaver.
Yeah, I'm trying you look like a zombie color. Like
a forty year old. That's how
well
that's not
bad.
You
have the pallor of a forty year old who
shit now who
lives on a on a ship.
Look what he did. Look what she did.
You live in the in steerage on a ship and you never see sun.
Look what you did. Look what you did, you little jerk. I didn't fucking do shit. Look what you did, you little jerk.
You're the boomer. Look at what the fuck you're doing.
Uh fixing everything, doing everything on my own. We
saw your we saw
you.
Great. You're doing great. Oh, Galia's here. Hi Galia. We just started talking to her. Hey girl.
Congrats on your one hundredth um episode. Thank you so much. That's very exciting. And I feel like I missed you. That's
right. Right.
You're our our biggest uh most most frequent guests. And so we had to have you back for for the big one zero zero.
Your presence is uh Extremely valuable.
It is.
But we do know that Kate would have made it happen even if none of us were here.
Okay.
You would. That's
true. That's true. Well sure, but So
Hufflepuff to be like, stop.
I know Slytherin would be like, keep going. Slytherin
would be like, Of course, you idiots.
Fools. Um, David and I decided to get a uh an after dark themed treat for today.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the episode intro and how do the hosts celebrate the 100th episode?
0:03–21:38
2
How do the hosts explain and react to coffee‑milk and Dunkin’ menu items?
21:38–41:31
3
When do the hosts start the Q&A segment and answer listener questions?
41:31–1:02:06
4
What do the hosts discuss about upcoming merch, games, and future plans?
1:02:06–1:25:52
5
What are the hosts talking about at the very beginning of this segment?
1:25:52–1:36:17
6
How does the conversation shift to the wild orgy story?
1:36:17–1:56:22
7
When do they start playing the RV‑driving game and discuss controls?
1:56:22–2:21:07
8
How do they wrap up the episode and say goodbye?
2:21:07–2:42:03
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