Jack Doherty Arrested For Domestic Battery - H3 After Dark #99

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What are the hosts saying in the opening greetings and intro?

Kate 0:07
Happy Wednesday, everybody!
Harley Morenstein 0:10
Wednesday already? I can't believe it's Saturday night.
Kate 0:13
It's already Saturday. It's already baby Saturday. Welcome everybody!
Corey (Parks) 0:20
Mm-hmm.
Kate 0:22
Thank you for being here. How about that main show, huh? How about that main show? We love it, don't we folks?
Harley Morenstein 0:32
I wanna better last in a little while on the phone.
Kate 0:35
Hang on, cut cut the what'd you say, Harley?
Harley Morenstein 0:38
I had one of my uh my better laughs on the main show today, watching
Kate 0:42
Yeah. Yeah.
Harley Morenstein 0:43
Uh it was that caller that called in.
Kate 0:46
Oh, so precious and wholesome.
Harley Morenstein 0:48
Which one?
Kate 0:50
The one that was like Yeah, I love this about the show. And then I also love this about the show. And Tamara is beautiful.
Harley Morenstein 0:58
Oh, I was talking about the horror from Delaware.
Kate 1:01
Oh, she was like, I met Hunter Biden's dad. That was like Hunter Biden
Harley Morenstein 1:07
this and that. And she was like, I saw his dad.
Kate 1:11
That was so
Harley Morenstein 1:12
funny.
Kate 1:14
Yeah, she had big hi, I'm in Delaware.
Harley Morenstein 1:18
Like at first I I was I was interested so much in how the person sounded I was like, is this a character?
Corey (Parks) 1:24
But then
Harley Morenstein 1:25
the lore went so deep I'd be like, No, you have to literally write this and then be master at improv to be like dad was I'm like, she's the real deal.

How do the hosts describe setting up their new computer and data‑center experience?

Harley Morenstein 1:33
Slow I don't know who they are, they should start a podcast.
Kate 1:36
Agree. Yeah.
Harley Morenstein 1:37
Whoever's in that group chat, just do it.
Kate 1:39
Whores of Delaware.
Harley Morenstein 1:40
Men getting on microphones and talking. The
Kate 1:42
Delaware. Yeah, let's fucking go, girls. You don't need much. Look at us.
Harley Morenstein 1:51
We got a lot.
Kate 1:53
We do. We
Harley Morenstein 1:53
got we barely know how to do it. We got David especially, we got so much handed to us here.
Kate 1:59
Dude, everyone thinks that you are um jaundiced and in trouble.
Harley Morenstein 2:04
Oh, so you guys noticed my new computer?
Kate 2:08
Oh, are you in a different location? Is that what's going on?
Harley Morenstein 2:13
You think you think you have to go to a n a new room for a new computer or something? What do you mean?
Kate 2:17
I don't know.
Harley Morenstein 2:18
I just move the computer, not I don't move everything. You're right. I'm in the data center. Okay.
Unknown 2:24
But yeah, guys, they built a data center in my city and they gave me a front row seat. He's got his feet in the water.
Kate 2:36
So okay, so you have a new computer and you're still figuring out the the levels.
Harley Morenstein 2:41
I just I plugged it in and uh yeah, I looked like uh jaundice or it looked like a cadaver and I was like, I don't have my setup like this, and Kate was like, Oh, so that's how you really look.
Kate 2:55
Took you a second and then you realize what I'm saying. I didn't realize how
Harley Morenstein 2:57
dialed in I had it before. Now everyone knows that I was up all up all night setting up my computer.
Kate 3:02
Maybe the thirst will calm down for a hot second, you know what I mean?
Harley Morenstein 3:06
Yeah, or it brings out a different crowd.
Kate 3:09
Again, I remember
Harley Morenstein 3:10
when I got when I got like the cougars. I got like fatter and really bearded, and it was just like a completely different guy. And then then New new people came out. That were interesting they had tattoos. The chasers. They had tattoos, you know?
Kate 3:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The chubby chasers.
Harley Morenstein 3:28
Yeah, yeah,
Unknown 3:28
yeah.
Kate 3:29
We love that. The new the new fresh meat. I love that. Yeah, everyone's saying you have the suds. He's fine, everybody. I'm
Harley Morenstein 3:38
sorry, guys. Guess you just get a sick you get a sick uh guy today.
Kate 3:42
Oh we
Harley Morenstein 3:43
gotta end early.
Kate 3:44
Who wants to take care of him? We
Harley Morenstein 3:46
gotta end early.
Kate 3:47
Caretaker kinks to the front of the room.
Harley Morenstein 3:49
I gotta install so many things on the computer.
Kate 3:52
Like a new liver.
Harley Morenstein 3:55
Yeah.
Kate 3:55
Yeah.
Harley Morenstein 3:56
That'd be great.
Kate 3:58
Wouldn't we all love that?
Harley Morenstein 3:59
Did you read that terrifying stuff? I love uh you love AI. Did you read about that terrifying tweet?
Kate 4:06
Which which one I did a whole s there's a whole section on it for probably Friday. What was it?
Unknown 4:13
The guy who quit and was like, Oh yeah, they're it's a race to like end all of humanity in the next decade.
Kate 4:19
Yeah, and then multiple people are like, Yeah, you're right, I work there.
Harley Morenstein 4:24
And did you see what other people were saying to them?
Kate 4:26
What?
Harley Morenstein 4:27
They were like, uh shut up, you pussy.
Corey (Parks) 4:33
There's like a whole group of people that are
Harley Morenstein 4:34
like, oh, you're just trying to scare us. Now shut up and keep making the doomsday device.
Kate 4:41
Shut up and s keep pouring out that water. Keep flushing that water down the toilet. Um
Harley Morenstein 4:46
They're using salt now.
Kate 4:49
Really?
Harley Morenstein 4:50
No.
Kate 4:51
No.
Harley Morenstein 4:52
But they said they wanted to.
Kate 4:54
Mm. So they're considering it, which we all know that's just as uh effective as doing it, right, guys?

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