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The Hasan Cuba Trip - H3 After Dark #29

24 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' initial thoughts about the Cuba trip?

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Hey, hey. Yo. Hi, friends. I'm sick.

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Happy Monday. We're back. Hope everyone had a really good weekend. I'm sick. Harley, how was your weekend?

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I was sick all weekend.

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Oh, no. Are you still feeling sick?

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I don't want to claim sickness today. Oh, you don't want to claim it? David's baby today.

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David's sick, too? What's happening?

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Yeah, and he locked it down before I could.

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Oh, he's claimed it?

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Yeah, he claimed baby today, so I'm pretty pissed about that. I'm pretty fast normally to claim baby, but today it's David, so.

Chapter 2: What concerns do they express about Hasan's actions in Cuba?

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Oh, Cube Trip?

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Uh-oh. Loves the boomer.

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Loves the boomer. Loves the boomer. yeah so right now oh and now people are saying don't change it okay so yeah just everybody be careful um but in the meantime hasan went to cuba we all know this by now you guys know that i've been following it if you follow me on twitter honestly his trip was pretty uneventful because he was only there for like a day that's what's crazy about this

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That's what's great. So the trip was a boat, right?

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It was supposed to be a boat.

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And there was apparently like millions of dollars in critical aid that was being there. And there was, what's the, is it a VTuber? That person that, no. What's their name? Code Pink?

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Oh, Code Pink. Yeah. It's like, it's, I mean, the face of the org is like this older white lady.

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um but it's like a very like woman forward organization i heard all this leading up to it and then what i saw was okay so they did deliver critical aid and it was for stuff like uh cancer and other things if they did all that that's that's great yes where he fits in is he flew there

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posted up in like the sickest designer clothes went to a kneecap concert at a bouncy castle next to everyone who's literally suffering and he streamed on starlink uh sipping espressos like what the what the was what the was even happening like what the is even happening

Chapter 3: How do the hosts critique the optics of Hasan's trip?

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So there was this thing and then like a lot of the volunteers kept like taking pictures with kids in the street. which felt very like white Christian missionaries going to Africa kind of thing.

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Treating it like a safari thing.

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Yeah, I saw people saying like poverty safari and stuff like that. I don't know. The optics to me were not great. Um... But and there was a ton of medical and other kinds of aid that were delivered via the convoy from the U.S., from Italy, from from different countries, which is a wonderful thing. I, of course, then have questions about, OK, well, how is that aid being distributed?

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Because some people say, oh, well, it's going to go through the government and then the government is going to profit off it by selling it.

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to individuals to hospitals um but i don't know i i don't know enough about the insides of yeah i took that i took that at complete face value it might not be accurate i'm like okay so they brought millions of dollars of critical aid there that is cool i know of some creators that did take a boat there i'm aware of that if there is something positive that can happen about that That's cool.

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I'm just sick of Hassan's shit.

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Yeah, me too. On this day or any day.

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He made a big thing about it. And if you know what, if that's what it was to just make a lot of noise so that we can see that other people are doing things, then that's interesting. And that could be taken as a positive.

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Right.

Chapter 4: What conclusions do the hosts draw about the impact of Hasan's trip?

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So it's not just like, you know, we're, we're, uh, skipping through frames to find out what's going on here. There's, there's lots of fit checks going on there.

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He went, it does feel like he went shopping before he went and he's like, I would need to look Cuban, but like in an expensive way, you know, like that's what he said to a stylist. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Oh, so there's that. A lot of hotels have a fifty one forty nine split with the government and those are the hotels ban. OK, thank you, Sarah. Yeah. So that's if that's correct.

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That is what I was reading is that it's not. It's not about the quality of the hotel. Why would the U.S. government care about that?

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so i'm confused on what he did to help you and me both that's where that's honestly there's a lot of aspects that i'm not familiar with that i can't speak on i heard that about the hotels for example but i i didn't say that because i heard it from one source online but for me just a person who was watching it all and there was a big lead up to it and then i just see he's literally

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In his hotel room, sipping a little espresso.

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Yeah. Dressed to the nines.

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Dressed to the nines. And wasn't even there with, you know, the escorting the convoy of aid, which I have said if that went there and there was critical aid, that's great. And, you know, just posted up Starlink.

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Well, someone said, I don't know if this is true, but someone in chat said he watched Scarface while he was there.

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i hope that's not true that's literally i hope this is all like a johnny bravo episode yeah right what the fuck um wait someone had a good point for anyone visiting cuba and wanting to help bring the resources yourself and give them give them directly to resort workers bring things like advil baby medicine and supplies toothpaste water filters yes um

Chapter 5: What industries surround the topic of men getting slapped?

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Speaking of. There's industries that surround it. There's industries surrounding men getting slapped.

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Guys, I want us to do a PowerPoint soon.

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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the upcoming PowerPoint presentation?

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It's on the calendar where we talk about a weird job that we would be really good at. And mine is related to that.

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Yours is hitting men?

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You'll see. You'll see. you'll see okay let's do the tier list uh david wait hold on hold on hold on what uh just check whatsapp real quick for me and just open that fucking damn it no no questions please shut up okay what is this i have never seen this that's the wrong screen we're not doing girl i know uh i was trying to start it over i did will smith just slap chris rock

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Wait, it's... Okay, why the f*** did Chris Ross just punch Chris Ross in the penis? It's Chris Ross! Okay, why the frick did Chris Ross just punch Chris Ross in the penis? Okay, that's very fucking good.

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Oh, I love it. I fucking love it.

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One more, one more, one more. No, no more. Please, one more time.

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Five more minutes, please. No. We're ready for the tier list. Okay.

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So...

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Here is, David, I gave you the link to share in chat. Harley, pull it up.

Chapter 7: How does the tier list discussion unfold?

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I'll play it on your speaker.

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Jesus Christ.

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Okay. Reloading. Oh my God. Do you have it, David?

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What did you send me?

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I sent you the link for live voting. for right we have a job to do i forgot yeah we have a job to do and you guys have a job to do too in chat because you're going to be able to vote now last time we did the restaurant tier list everybody was mad because i don't have it or i've never had it was pulling down the weight of everything so here We have removed that.

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If you do not know who one of these fucking characters is, just don't vote. Just don't vote. Okay? If you don't know who they are, just vote. You'll have 30 seconds for each character. I'm going to let you guys get started. I'm going to hit play now. So everybody open it up. It's pinned.

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Are we opening our own or are we having our agreed upon?

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Nope, we will have ours.

Chapter 8: What insights are shared about the Muppets and their characters?

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All right, Bert.

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Bert?

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Bert's S tier, right?

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Ernie and Bert are S tier.

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Okay, thank you.

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I think so. Do we agree on that, David? Oh, you don't care, David? No, I agree. I do agree on them. All OG are S tier.

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Okay, cool. So, Big Bert, S tier. S tier, S tier, S tier.

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Almost died in the Challenger.

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Yeah.

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