Pretty Little Episode #101

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Fortune Feimster 0:01
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Mae Martin 0:26
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Tig Notaro 0:50
Pretty Little Episode. Welcome to the Handsome Pods preload episode. I'm Fortune Feimster. I'm Tig Notaro.
Fortune Feimster 0:58
And we're together. We are together. No one can stop us from being together. No one can stop us now. No one's trying to stop us from being together. We're together now. I haven't heard that song in a while. Yeah. It's really good to hear it again. I have to say. It's a real classic. People always request it.
Tig Notaro 1:27
They're like, sing that song that you guys always sing. We're together now.
Fortune Feimster 1:36
People are surprised when we're not, but it's rare.
Tig Notaro 1:40
It's been a while since we sang it.
Fortune Feimster 1:43
Yeah, what do you think May's up to right now?
Tig Notaro 1:45
That is so funny you said that. I was just thinking about that when we started this episode. I was like, I wonder where May is. Is May on a vacation? Because they posted some kind of pretty picture. Let me look.
Mae Martin 2:00
I think May might be in Banff.
Tig Notaro 2:02
Oh. Because there was a picture that a little cowboy posted. Okay. Gorgeous. Oh, yeah. That looks like Banff. Banff. Is that how you say it? Banff. Canada.

What’s the episode setup and who’s hosting Pretty Little Episode #101?

Tig Notaro 2:16
It's in Canada. I believe they're in Canada. Do you think Mae's thinking about us? Always. Always thinking of us. Waiting for time to freeze so that we can all hang out. Yes, that's correct.
Fortune Feimster 2:29
That is correct. That's right. Will you check my Instagram page, see how that's?
Tig Notaro 2:37
Let's see what's going on with yours, Paige. I'm sure you're being missed right now. Yeah. Because you're on your social hiatus. So it's Fluff, isn't it Fluff something? The real Fluff Notaro. That's right. Why is it not coming up? Because I canceled it.
Fortune Feimster 2:57
Oh, like it's not even... It's not even there.
Tig Notaro 3:00
Oh, I thought you just like it was there, but you just weren't posting.
Fortune Feimster 3:05
No, it went bye-bye. Oh.
Tig Notaro 3:08
Well, how am I supposed to look at... You're not. You're not. So this was a trick.
Fortune Feimster 3:15
You had me on my phone for a good solid 30 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. And you don't have that kind of time to. I don't have that kind of time to. No. Yeah. Had you looking up.
Tig Notaro 3:28
I was like, let's see. Where is it? Why isn't it coming up? It went bye bye. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm sure people are like wondering what you're up to.
Fortune Feimster 3:38
Well, then they just have to listen to the handsome pod. And then you see my face on handsome YouTube and who blew and who blew who blew. Is that what it's called? Who blew? Who blew? Who blew? What else am I on? The handsome social media.

Why are Tig, Fortune, and Mae joking about Mae’s whereabouts and social media?

Tig Notaro 3:57
True, true. I just had six pints of ice cream delivered to my house. Are you jealous?
Fortune Feimster 4:04
Yes.
Tig Notaro 4:06
There's some sorbets in there. Those are vegan, right?
Fortune Feimster 4:09
Yeah, sorbet is just fine to me. I'm not like, oh, my Lord, give me all your sorbets. Yeah. Yeah.
Tig Notaro 4:19
Well, you're welcome to come over for some sorbet anytime you want.
Fortune Feimster 4:22
I'd rather a vegan ice cream. Oh, okay. That's fair. I like coffee ice cream, mint chocolate chip.
Tig Notaro 4:32
I like...
Fortune Feimster 4:34
God, we are meant to be. We just, it's bad timing.
Tig Notaro 4:38
It's the worst timing. Good timing for me, bad for you.
Fortune Feimster 4:43
Yeah, yeah.
Tig Notaro 4:44
It's just our stars are not aligned and that's okay. Yeah, it's totally okay. Yeah, I'm digging into some Jenny's ice cream. This isn't an ad. I just got six pints of it and I'm pretty pumped to put them in my mouth hole.
Fortune Feimster 4:57
And so you're going to have all six pints as soon as we finish?
Tig Notaro 5:00
At the same time.
Fortune Feimster 5:01
Yes.
Tig Notaro 5:03
Like, what was it, Home Alone 2, where you had the big Sunday?
Fortune Feimster 5:08
I love that you think I've seen Home Alone. Who am I talking to? Zero pop culture references over here. I just saw Home Alone last Christmas. That's wild. Yeah.
Tig Notaro 5:24
yeah yeah yeah well and then he i think home alone 2s he gets lost left in new york or something at the fancy hotel okay is it as good as home alone 1 oh no home alone 1 is a classic i dated a lady that's in one of the home alone movies braggart braggart

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