Pretty Little Episode #92
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What humorous anecdotes do Tig and Fortune share about their recent experiences?
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Pretty little episode.
Hey, it's your friend Tig Notaro on the pretty little episode of Handsome.
And I'm sitting here with Fortune Beamster. How are you, Fortune? I'm so good. I just got back from Costco.
Why is that good?
What happened there? I love a Costco trip. Okay. What'd you get? I went to get a television because I'm still figuring out my house.
Okay.
And I ended up moving one of the guest rooms in my office. I switched them. And now that I've switched them, I wasn't going to get a TV in that guest room, but now it's a bigger room. And I'm like, I think it needs a TV.
Okay.
Hmm. Here's this is going to surprise you.
Yeah.
I didn't know Costco sold TV. So I thought it was just like bulk food.
They sell everything, and honestly, their TVs are a very good deal. Okay. I got this TV, 55-inch, Sony, which is now TCL, I think, 300 bucks.
What's TCL? TCL, what's TCL?
It's now, what was Sony is now TCL. It's just the same.
Oh, it's a company?
Yeah. Oh, okay. But 300 bucks, great TV, that's... Come on now. Come on now. And then while I was there, I picked up some smart water and water. I'm not good at flossing, so I got a water pick. You know what I'm talking about?
Of course I do. And you're not good. Meaning when you floss, there's still chunks of beef in there or like you're not good to remember.
To remember. So I'm hoping to put this in my routine now. Brush my teeth, water pick.
Wait, not your stand-up routine.
No.
Okay.
No, my teeth routine.
What nostalgic stories do the hosts have about their first cars?
Okay, your dental routine.
That's right. What's up?
I was just going to ask, did you just recently visit the dentist? And they were like, man, you got to get on this.
No, I didn't recently go, but they have every time I've gone told me you have to floss. So I just saw it and remembered. And then I also got some sunscreen. I mean, it's really a one-stop shop.
Yeah, okay. And the $300 TV, what would that be if you were not shopping at Costco?
Maybe somewhere else might be $500. Okay, so you almost could buy a whole other TV. Yeah, $450, something like that. It just depends on where you get it. And then they have wall mounts for the television for like $60. And then if you go to somewhere else, they don't have as many selections, and theirs are like $120 and up. I mean, I'm not sponsored by Costco. I'm just telling you I went there.
And then how many TVs do you have in your house?
How does Fortune describe her first car experience?
This makes three.
Okay.
All right. Yeah.
Do you have one of those little tiny ones in the kitchen like how they used to have like in childhood? You know, mom.
I know those are so funny. I don't know because I don't. My den and kitchen are kind of all in one thing. So to have an extra little mini TV would be weird. I also don't cook enough. I feel like those were for the moms that were cooking for long periods of time. And dads. And dads, sure. They had to watch their stories.
That's right. And then are you somebody that likes a TV in your bathtub? Yeah.
No, I don't have one in my bathroom. There's not anywhere to put it.
What unique challenges did Tig face with her first car?
My bathroom's very... When you come over, you'll see. There's nowhere to hang anything.
Well, I know sometimes people have them in the wall.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, okay. I like a TV, but I don't need it in all these random places.
Because I'm always fascinated, not amused, fascinated by people that have a TV or like when you're in a hotel room and they have a TV in the tub. Yeah, that's just... Like I was hoping to pick your brain about it.
That feels very old school, though. I don't think people are putting TVs in the bathrooms in modern times.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous anecdotes do Tig and Fortune share about their recent experiences?
0:01–2:53
2
What nostalgic stories do the hosts have about their first cars?
2:53–3:57
3
How does Fortune describe her first car experience?
3:57–4:43
4
What unique challenges did Tig face with her first car?
4:43–5:45
5
What Pavlovian responses do the hosts discuss?
5:45–9:32
6
How do the hosts relate food cravings to Pavlovian responses?
9:32–12:51
7
What questions do listeners have about their experiences?
12:51–17:50
8
How can listeners submit their own questions to the podcast?
17:50–21:45