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Chapter 1: What humorous anecdotes do Tig and Fortune share about their recent experiences?
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Pretty little episode.
Hey, it's your friend Tig Notaro on the pretty little episode of Handsome.
And I'm sitting here with Fortune Beamster. How are you, Fortune? I'm so good. I just got back from Costco.
Why is that good?
What happened there? I love a Costco trip. Okay. What'd you get? I went to get a television because I'm still figuring out my house.
Okay.
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Chapter 2: What nostalgic stories do the hosts have about their first cars?
Okay, your dental routine.
That's right. What's up?
I was just going to ask, did you just recently visit the dentist? And they were like, man, you got to get on this.
No, I didn't recently go, but they have every time I've gone told me you have to floss. So I just saw it and remembered. And then I also got some sunscreen. I mean, it's really a one-stop shop.
Yeah, okay. And the $300 TV, what would that be if you were not shopping at Costco?
Maybe somewhere else might be $500. Okay, so you almost could buy a whole other TV. Yeah, $450, something like that. It just depends on where you get it. And then they have wall mounts for the television for like $60. And then if you go to somewhere else, they don't have as many selections, and theirs are like $120 and up. I mean, I'm not sponsored by Costco. I'm just telling you I went there.
And then how many TVs do you have in your house?
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Chapter 3: How does Fortune describe her first car experience?
This makes three.
Okay.
All right. Yeah.
Do you have one of those little tiny ones in the kitchen like how they used to have like in childhood? You know, mom.
I know those are so funny. I don't know because I don't. My den and kitchen are kind of all in one thing. So to have an extra little mini TV would be weird. I also don't cook enough. I feel like those were for the moms that were cooking for long periods of time. And dads. And dads, sure. They had to watch their stories.
That's right. And then are you somebody that likes a TV in your bathtub? Yeah.
No, I don't have one in my bathroom. There's not anywhere to put it.
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Chapter 4: What unique challenges did Tig face with her first car?
My bathroom's very... When you come over, you'll see. There's nowhere to hang anything.
Well, I know sometimes people have them in the wall.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, okay. I like a TV, but I don't need it in all these random places.
Because I'm always fascinated, not amused, fascinated by people that have a TV or like when you're in a hotel room and they have a TV in the tub. Yeah, that's just... Like I was hoping to pick your brain about it.
That feels very old school, though. I don't think people are putting TVs in the bathrooms in modern times. I don't think.
Modern meaning the past five to 10 years?
Like 15, 15 to 20.
Okay.
Yeah, a lot of those TVs are old school. But I have to say, I like this configuration a lot better.
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Chapter 5: What Pavlovian responses do the hosts discuss?
Yeah, because I had chosen the bigger... I have another guest room on the other side. And this was a guest room. And I was like, well, I'm always in my office. I'm going to use the bigger room for my office. And the small room can be the second guest room. Because I never have anyone over. But then they were like, the guys that were helping me with decor were like, you should switch these.
And now that I'm in here, this way makes way more sense. Even my video game looks way better in here because it's more of a square than a rectangle. Okay. And the sound is better. Before on the pod, it was a little echoey. And I can tell that the smaller room's better for potting.
Okay, and then you said you had guys helping you with decor. Does that mean you hired designers or were there guys that were like, we got to help this lesbian with decor?
They are gay guys. I figured. I just picked them up on the street and said, you guys probably have taste, right? Somebody help. Somebody help. They're designers, yeah. I'm getting my house looking nice.
Oh, good. That's fun. Well, congrats to you.
Thank you.
And thank you, Costco. Even though this is not a commercial. It's not. Here for the what? Snacks. Okay.
Why are you showing me that? Because you can get snacks at Costco.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts relate food cravings to Pavlovian responses?
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So if someone brings it up, then my brain wants it. I don't know if this counts, but my mom's always trying to get me to sing more on stage. And anytime she does, it gives me anxiety and I try to change the conversation. Yeah.
Is that linked to something long ago or it's just that... I just don't wanna.
So is that Pavlovian? I don't know. Gives me anxiety.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I guess it would be more like if my palms were to get sweaty or something like physical happened. That's the best I can do. I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, look, I... Is that Pavlovian, Thomas? What Fortune's saying?
You're saying you kind of get anxious every time? Yeah.
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Chapter 7: What questions do listeners have about their experiences?
Taryn in Amsterdam. Taryn doesn't sound like she's from Amsterdam.
I accidentally Pavlov'd myself by spending weeks pulling weeds, always while listening to The Handsome Pod. So now whenever I walk into my garden, I hear it say, hello. Hello. My brain is like, hey, ghost. I love you guys so much. Consciously and evidently subconsciously as well.
What a podcast. Thank you, Taryn. What a question.
That's right.
What else we got?
Hey, handsome. My name's Dot. I'm talking to you from Tacoma, Washington. And I thought of a question while out to a drink with a friend today, which was, what were your guys' first cars? And is there any, like, nostalgic story behind it? How you lost it, how you got it, what you loved about it, etc. ?
My first car was my mother's car. Well, first of all, Dot, that's my niece's name, little baby Dotty. But my first car was my mother's car. And I believe for a while, my brother and I shared it with my mother. And then maybe she got a new car. I think that's what happened. And then she died. gave the car to me and my brother to share, which was tough, you know, to share. Yeah.
But in the olden days of the eighties, when a metal key would go into a car to start it.
Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How can listeners submit their own questions to the podcast?
But it was a BMW.
Yeah.
That's all that matters. It was such a piece of shit. But it lasted me till my senior year of college and then just dead. Dead as a doornail. There was no bringing it back. I wonder where it is now. I don't know. Rest in peace. I remember when my grandmother died, the whole electric board died.
And so I couldn't roll down the windows and I couldn't play the music and I couldn't run the air conditioning. And I was so miserable. I had to drive three hours to go home for her funeral and just was in agony. But... But it was a BMW.
It was a BMW. And that's all the outside world saw.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah. Does Dot have anything to say about her car?
My answer is I had a Honda CR-V that I got from my mom. And his name was Newbie, and he was beautiful. And he got... totaled by some construction next to my house in college, which was very sad. But now I have a little Honda Fit and I love her so much. All right. Can't wait to hear. Thanks. Bye. Thanks, Dot.
Yeah.
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