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Handsome

Pretty Little Episode #92

22 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous anecdotes do Tig and Fortune share about their recent experiences?

1.853 - 3.396 Tig Notaro

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

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6.402 - 19.407 Mae Martin

Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking the weather forecast before I wear my shorts? Yikes! I wanted to show off my gams, but it's still a little chilly outside and now I'm regretting my wardrobe choices.

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19.522 - 35.941 Fortune Feimster

Yeah, checking first is handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

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42.068 - 48.516 Unknown

Pretty little episode.

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48.783 - 54.559 Fortune Feimster

Hey, it's your friend Tig Notaro on the pretty little episode of Handsome.

54.619 - 62.421 Mae Martin

And I'm sitting here with Fortune Beamster. How are you, Fortune? I'm so good. I just got back from Costco.

67.531 - 68.872 Fortune Feimster

Why is that good?

69.473 - 80.664 Mae Martin

What happened there? I love a Costco trip. Okay. What'd you get? I went to get a television because I'm still figuring out my house.

81.505 - 81.645 Unknown

Okay.

Chapter 2: What nostalgic stories do the hosts have about their first cars?

173.057 - 174.579 Fortune Feimster

Okay, your dental routine.

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175.06 - 177.543 Mae Martin

That's right. What's up?

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178.003 - 184.091 Fortune Feimster

I was just going to ask, did you just recently visit the dentist? And they were like, man, you got to get on this.

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184.972 - 197.289 Mae Martin

No, I didn't recently go, but they have every time I've gone told me you have to floss. So I just saw it and remembered. And then I also got some sunscreen. I mean, it's really a one-stop shop.

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197.791 - 203.946 Fortune Feimster

Yeah, okay. And the $300 TV, what would that be if you were not shopping at Costco?

205.249 - 232.951 Mae Martin

Maybe somewhere else might be $500. Okay, so you almost could buy a whole other TV. Yeah, $450, something like that. It just depends on where you get it. And then they have wall mounts for the television for like $60. And then if you go to somewhere else, they don't have as many selections, and theirs are like $120 and up. I mean, I'm not sponsored by Costco. I'm just telling you I went there.

233.652 - 236.014 Fortune Feimster

And then how many TVs do you have in your house?

Chapter 3: How does Fortune describe her first car experience?

237.195 - 238.316 Mae Martin

This makes three.

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239.097 - 240.138 Fortune Feimster

Okay.

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240.158 - 240.638 Mae Martin

All right. Yeah.

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241.057 - 247.096 Fortune Feimster

Do you have one of those little tiny ones in the kitchen like how they used to have like in childhood? You know, mom.

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247.116 - 273.327 Mae Martin

I know those are so funny. I don't know because I don't. My den and kitchen are kind of all in one thing. So to have an extra little mini TV would be weird. I also don't cook enough. I feel like those were for the moms that were cooking for long periods of time. And dads. And dads, sure. They had to watch their stories.

274.328 - 279.653 Fortune Feimster

That's right. And then are you somebody that likes a TV in your bathtub? Yeah.

279.802 - 283.852 Mae Martin

No, I don't have one in my bathroom. There's not anywhere to put it.

Chapter 4: What unique challenges did Tig face with her first car?

283.872 - 290.588 Mae Martin

My bathroom's very... When you come over, you'll see. There's nowhere to hang anything.

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291.33 - 293.796 Fortune Feimster

Well, I know sometimes people have them in the wall.

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294.818 - 301.383 Mae Martin

Yeah, I know. Yeah, okay. I like a TV, but I don't need it in all these random places.

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301.744 - 319.264 Fortune Feimster

Because I'm always fascinated, not amused, fascinated by people that have a TV or like when you're in a hotel room and they have a TV in the tub. Yeah, that's just... Like I was hoping to pick your brain about it.

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319.705 - 328.142 Mae Martin

That feels very old school, though. I don't think people are putting TVs in the bathrooms in modern times. I don't think.

328.884 - 331.128 Fortune Feimster

Modern meaning the past five to 10 years?

332.03 - 335.357 Mae Martin

Like 15, 15 to 20.

335.742 - 336.783 Fortune Feimster

Okay.

336.803 - 341.849 Mae Martin

Yeah, a lot of those TVs are old school. But I have to say, I like this configuration a lot better.

Chapter 5: What Pavlovian responses do the hosts discuss?

345.754 - 371.487 Mae Martin

Yeah, because I had chosen the bigger... I have another guest room on the other side. And this was a guest room. And I was like, well, I'm always in my office. I'm going to use the bigger room for my office. And the small room can be the second guest room. Because I never have anyone over. But then they were like, the guys that were helping me with decor were like, you should switch these.

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371.888 - 392.901 Mae Martin

And now that I'm in here, this way makes way more sense. Even my video game looks way better in here because it's more of a square than a rectangle. Okay. And the sound is better. Before on the pod, it was a little echoey. And I can tell that the smaller room's better for potting.

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393.218 - 404.253 Fortune Feimster

Okay, and then you said you had guys helping you with decor. Does that mean you hired designers or were there guys that were like, we got to help this lesbian with decor?

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404.693 - 421.656 Mae Martin

They are gay guys. I figured. I just picked them up on the street and said, you guys probably have taste, right? Somebody help. Somebody help. They're designers, yeah. I'm getting my house looking nice.

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421.923 - 425.269 Fortune Feimster

Oh, good. That's fun. Well, congrats to you.

425.309 - 426.591 Mae Martin

Thank you.

426.651 - 437.61 Fortune Feimster

And thank you, Costco. Even though this is not a commercial. It's not. Here for the what? Snacks. Okay.

437.771 - 441.417 Mae Martin

Why are you showing me that? Because you can get snacks at Costco.

444.67 - 474.593 Fortune Feimster

full circle baby should we get to our questions what's that say sub pop records there you go i'm performing in washington state and um sub pop is from seattle so i'm gonna you know i'm in bellingham washington so i'm gonna walk out and be like yo what's up sub pop yeah any hoodles i was here last night but last night's audience doesn't get the sub pop t-shirt they do not

Chapter 6: How do the hosts relate food cravings to Pavlovian responses?

572.496 - 584.443 Fortune Feimster

Not checking that I brought my credit card before walking over to the coffee shop. My mistake. I wanted to get a decaf latte, but now I've got no way to pay. Maybe they'll let me start a tab.

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584.683 - 603.763 Mae Martin

Yeah, checking first is handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates Northbrook, Illinois. There's never a time that I don't want to crab my brain good.

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604.664 - 626.687 Mae Martin

So if someone brings it up, then my brain wants it. I don't know if this counts, but my mom's always trying to get me to sing more on stage. And anytime she does, it gives me anxiety and I try to change the conversation. Yeah.

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627.865 - 632.44 Fortune Feimster

Is that linked to something long ago or it's just that... I just don't wanna.

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633.102 - 638.58 Mae Martin

So is that Pavlovian? I don't know. Gives me anxiety.

638.64 - 640.305 Fortune Feimster

Mm-hmm.

641.028 - 652.847 Mae Martin

I mean, I guess it would be more like if my palms were to get sweaty or something like physical happened. That's the best I can do. I don't know what to tell you.

652.887 - 660.659 Fortune Feimster

I mean, look, I... Is that Pavlovian, Thomas? What Fortune's saying?

661.06 - 664.105 Unknown

You're saying you kind of get anxious every time? Yeah.

Chapter 7: What questions do listeners have about their experiences?

771.268 - 776.878 Fortune Feimster

Taryn in Amsterdam. Taryn doesn't sound like she's from Amsterdam.

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779.362 - 799.571 Unknown

I accidentally Pavlov'd myself by spending weeks pulling weeds, always while listening to The Handsome Pod. So now whenever I walk into my garden, I hear it say, hello. Hello. My brain is like, hey, ghost. I love you guys so much. Consciously and evidently subconsciously as well.

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800.453 - 803.9 Fortune Feimster

What a podcast. Thank you, Taryn. What a question.

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803.96 - 805.102 Mae Martin

That's right.

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805.443 - 806.625 Fortune Feimster

What else we got?

807.179 - 830.115 Tig Notaro

Hey, handsome. My name's Dot. I'm talking to you from Tacoma, Washington. And I thought of a question while out to a drink with a friend today, which was, what were your guys' first cars? And is there any, like, nostalgic story behind it? How you lost it, how you got it, what you loved about it, etc. ?

830.753 - 857.593 Fortune Feimster

My first car was my mother's car. Well, first of all, Dot, that's my niece's name, little baby Dotty. But my first car was my mother's car. And I believe for a while, my brother and I shared it with my mother. And then maybe she got a new car. I think that's what happened. And then she died. gave the car to me and my brother to share, which was tough, you know, to share. Yeah.

857.614 - 864.503 Fortune Feimster

But in the olden days of the eighties, when a metal key would go into a car to start it.

865.104 - 865.384 Mae Martin

Yeah.

Chapter 8: How can listeners submit their own questions to the podcast?

1070.191 - 1072.916 Mae Martin

But it was a BMW.

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1073.483 - 1099.173 Mae Martin

That's all that matters. It was such a piece of shit. But it lasted me till my senior year of college and then just dead. Dead as a doornail. There was no bringing it back. I wonder where it is now. I don't know. Rest in peace. I remember when my grandmother died, the whole electric board died.

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1099.754 - 1120.01 Mae Martin

And so I couldn't roll down the windows and I couldn't play the music and I couldn't run the air conditioning. And I was so miserable. I had to drive three hours to go home for her funeral and just was in agony. But... But it was a BMW.

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1120.03 - 1123.474 Fortune Feimster

It was a BMW. And that's all the outside world saw.

1123.935 - 1125.456 Mae Martin

That's right.

1125.777 - 1131.183 Fortune Feimster

Yeah, yeah. Does Dot have anything to say about her car?

1131.743 - 1152.942 Tig Notaro

My answer is I had a Honda CR-V that I got from my mom. And his name was Newbie, and he was beautiful. And he got... totaled by some construction next to my house in college, which was very sad. But now I have a little Honda Fit and I love her so much. All right. Can't wait to hear. Thanks. Bye. Thanks, Dot.

1153.382 - 1154.003 Mae Martin

Yeah.

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