Pretty Little Episode #94
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Pretty little episode. Welcome to a pretty little episode of The Handsome Podcast. I'm one of your pretty little hosts, Mae Martin. I'm joined by... Fortune Feimster. And of course, Thomas. Always looking beautiful. Thank you. So gorgeous with that mustache. I wonder if I could grow one, like a really solid one, if I would. I think I could do it. I don't know. Blonde hair in general.
oh you think light you know harder um and usually not as coarse right i would have like a soft little puby mustache like a peach like a peach fuzz sort of yeah yeah not as cool listen you could always try you never know yeah i sometimes grow a mustache not on purpose really and then do you shave it no Okay, because I have blonde hair, so again, there's little tiny, tiny hairs, but you can't see them. Right. You just see it if you put makeup on. That's when you see it. Yeah. Well, you know me. I love to put makeup on my mustache.
Okay. I saw somebody, I saw someone came to a show the other night wearing the, I've got cheese in my pocket t-shirt and it really made me laugh. Oh, I haven't seen that one in person yet.
It was really one of your best, one of your best catchphrases. I've been seeing a lot of people come to my standup shows wearing the GAMS t-shirts and and the fortune marie t-shirt oh my god i forgot about the fortune marie t-shirt and of course your stand-up shows must be all people with fortune marie well it's funny too because on the shirt the fortune marie is humongous yes you can see it from it's like everyone's yelling at you yeah and then the gams one is really funny in person Yeah. I don't know why. I mean, I thought it was cute when we saw the mock-ups of it. But when you see it in person, I'm like, oh, that shirt's pretty great. What does it say on it again? It's legs and cowboy boots that are kind of like up in the air.
And then it just says GAMS. Oh, nice. Okay, yeah. But it's a pretty funny shirt. Yeah. Yeah, we got good stuff. I've been seeing a lot of those lately.
What advice do Fortune and Mae give for feeling handsome?
I know, we have quite an array of merch. This is one of those pods where if something tickles someone, you never know when it'll end up on a shirt.
Yeah, and then I really like people say that if they are wearing the merch out in the world, it attracts like-minded people or keep it handsome in the weirdest places.
I like that. They point at each other. Oh, I also see the peanut butter bitch shirt quite a bit too. Yeah, good stuff out there, y'all. And I'm still a peanut butter bitch. I had it this morning.
I'm craving it, actually. I've been eating such weird... I really have such a newfound respect for you, dude. The amount of touring you do, it's like, it really, it takes a... I'm having a blast. Like, I mean, I look back on it as this wild experience, but I mean, I... You don't do 100 cities a year or something. It's like just your routines, like you're eating at weird times. You're having to like just try to regulate yourself in whatever way. I don't know.
Every tour of mine is every act, I guess, is a total of two years. So the first four months are me writing the material and doing clubs. And so I'll do like a club weekend where it's like four shows in the weekend. That's like the first three to four months. And then the next year and a half is theaters. And then I'll do – that's where I'll do 100 cities, 150 shows. And then at the end of that, I film a special.
And when you're doing the shows, are you – how many in a row are you doing?
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