Chapter 1: What hilarious vacation horror stories does Rachel Scanlon share?
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Chapter 2: How does Fortune Feimster's encounter with a fan unfold?
He said you will be doing MRIs every three months for the rest of your life. Because the cancer is that aggressive. And he believes she'll be doing radiation beads again in three months. And for now, she's just doing immunotherapy once every 28 days.
You hear these stories, though, of like, you know, keeping it contained for... Three, four years, five years. That would be amazing.
Yeah. We'll take whatever. I told her, I said, listen, it said from here on out, any day extra you have is a blessing. Yeah. So you've already, you know, in a month you'll have come to what they said. I believe you're going to be going well beyond that. And that will all be extra, extra blessings, extra time. So. She actually seems really good right now.
May and I talked about it in a mini episode, but I'm going to move forward with taking my mom to Europe.
Yes.
Okay, I was wondering, and I'm really glad you are. Yeah, she's walking well. Her dizziness has...
gone away and I believe she's in the best health that she's been in in a while and I think she can do it that's awesome so the good folks in Copenhagen London and Dublin will be seeing my mom she's gonna meet the fans she wanted to go to all the cities she wanted to go to Oslo and Stockholm and Berlin but I was like let's just half I think half is the sweet spot here uh-huh
But she'll feel that love. I mean, that is really nice.
That's going to be off the charts. Yeah, people are going to go nuts for her.
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Chapter 3: What challenges did Ginger face during her trip to Europe?
And I didn't know how to, like, try and... you know, give her a beat. So I just told him, I said, I was like, listen, Amy, here's something you need to know about Amy. She's very, very fragile. And she's the oldest person I've ever met in my life. Oh my God. And so, I mean, she was awesome with him and she actually, she's an artist and she drew disgusting bunny. Oh my God. This is heaven.
I know what disgusting bunny looks like. Well, I'll send you, or we can post it, but I sent a picture of Amy's drawing to Stephanie to show Max and Finn. And I said, ask them what this is. And she said, yeah, Max said it's disgusting bunny, and Finn said he has no idea what he's looking at.
Hilarious. Oh, my God. Yeah. Anyway. This character is such a good creation, but does he live where the Easter bunny lives? Like, same crew?
I haven't thought anything through until my nephew was asking a million questions. Oh, and then the next day, they live in an old farmhouse, and, like, the wood was settling, and it made some creaks, some creaky noises.
Yeah.
And he turns to me and he goes, is that disgusting?
The bunny's magical, even though he's disgusting.
And I was like, I don't, I don't know if that's disgusting bunny. And he said, will you go look? And I said, I was like, I don't, I don't want to look. I truly can't believe, I'm sure he's still talking about it since I left. I did not expect this response.
You need to be making up more information about this bunny and why he comes and what you get out of it. If there's a lesson in there.
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Chapter 4: What is the story behind the 'Disgusting Bunny' children's book?
May, it is a rule across every land.
First of all, I didn't even know you pooped, May. The poo's not the problem.
Everyone poops. I flushed a tampon down, and I thought it was a composting toilet. This is so embarrassing, but I'm telling it, I guess.
You're trying to get ahead of the bus driver talking about your poop.
And so what happened was.
I want to tell this before he does.
Okay. So I thought, cause it wouldn't flush. And I thought that it wouldn't flush cause the bus had run out of water. So in my mind, I thought.
But just to clarify, your poop was never a problem.
Not that I know of.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to their own vacation disasters?
The bed was heart-shaped. Of course. Oh, my God. So me and my friend are sleeping on a heart-shaped bed. And speaking of toilets, I know you love a toilet, May. Yeah. This was like the romantic suite. So we were laughing so hard because the toilet was near the bed, but like it had this little ā
Like half a wall, kind of like a little nook?
No, it was a full wall, but it had like this little window where you could open the window from the toilet and look at the bed. And it's like, what sort of weird relationship? Like, why would you be on the toilet? Like you, I guess if you just got married and you miss your person. And you can't not talk. You can't be away from them. You're on the toilet, whether you're doing a duker or a tampon.
Duker.
You open the little blinds and you're like, hi. And then we also got lured into the, like, you know, go on a tour and meet with, this was so long ago when we did not have enough money to be on a vacation. And so when the people are like, oh, do you want to go look at timeshare condos? And at the end of the tour, you get a free meal. So we went and looked at timeshare condos to get
A free meal that was so disgusting. I've done that. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. It was such a... But it's also that thing where I'm sure with your friend, you probably had a great time. I had the best time. Yeah, we had so much fun. And we also... We were taking pictures to create our own pamphlet of like the off season in the Bahamas. And we were just like dripping in sweat. We were so sunburned.
Everything was closed and we're lying on the heart shaped bed and peeking at each other from the toilet.
It's if you can switch your mind to delighting in the misfortune and stuff, then it's really joyful.
Everything in life is about that. It's just like you just have to move a few things around and see it differently and then just have a blast. Yes.
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