The Hunting Wives ask Handsome questions... LIVE!

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Tig Notaro 0:01
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Fortune Feimster 0:05
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Fortune Feimster 0:58
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Olivia Maher 1:28
Cheers.
Mae Martin 1:38
What's up, you guys?
Yeah, what's up? Welcome to the Handsome Pods live show for the Netflix It's a Joke Comedy Festival. Wow. Yeah, I apologize. I forgot to stand up here and wave for a little bit, and I was just... You went straight down. Yep, I saw my seat, and I went for it. You guys, look at this sexy couch we have behind us. Very nice. Yes. Oh, man, we're going to talk a lot on that couch.
Fortune Feimster 2:15
We're going to talk a lot. We have some beautiful whiskey here. We have whiskey in what looks like a wine decanter. Yeah, I've never seen this before. Yeah.
Is that not supposed to be there?
Fortune Feimster 2:28
No, I've never seen whiskey in a kind of globule. Is that what you call that? A globule? What did you call it? Is that a globule? Would you call that shape? Is it a globule? This is a globule.
I feel like Mae is smarter than me, for sure. Because I said globule? Yeah, I've never heard that word. I feel like if you said it, I'd have to say Fortune Marie. Oh, because it would have some sexual innuendo? Well, I feel like if I heard globule come out of your mouth, I'd be like, that's definitely sexual. That's right. But also, out of your mouth, too.
Fortune Feimster 3:07
Well, I have to say, I don't think it's a real word.
Yeah, I can guarantee you it's not a real word. This is where I say I'm not as smart as you guys. Speaking of globules, I was just snacking on a charcuterie board. And yeah, you guys know I love that. Put a little pocket cheese in there. But keep in mind, not all of the people here listen to our podcast.
Fortune Feimster 3:38
Oh, that's true. Give us a cheer if you are here to see our amazing guests from The Hunting Wives. Yeah. Okay, yes. Because when we arrived at the venue, there was a group of screaming teenage girls, and we were like, hey, yeah, and they were like, who are you?
Okay, let's hear who's here to see Handsome. Oh, there we go. Okay, all right. All right, they know about cheese in your pocket. Who's here to see both? Now back to your charcuterie. Oh, I was just going to remind everyone that you can't say the word charcuterie without the word... Cooter, that's right. If you learn nothing tonight, you'll remember that. And that's the kind of show we're about to have, y'all. And tonight is about learning. Yes, tonight is about learning. Yep. Globule. This is our first time at the Wiltern as a pod. This is exciting. Yes, yes. Tig, you wore your fanciest of outfits for this occasion. It's... May did have it on a Phantom of the Opera t-shirt.
Fortune Feimster 4:48
I changed. Because I saw how beautiful Malin and Brittany look. Malin and Brittany look amazing. I can't be wearing a crumpled Phantom of the Opera shirt. If you guys want to know how gay this show is...
Right before we came out here, we were petting kittens. The ASPCA brought them to promote fostering kittens.
Fortune Feimster 5:15
You've got to foster kittens, guys.
You guys, you have to. There's a kitten for everyone when you leave. There was a kitten that fell asleep on Mae's chest.
Fortune Feimster 5:28
It was heaven. A tiny little black kitten. And it was doing like the long blinks. And then it slowly fell asleep. Oh, man. Fell asleep on your honey love bra.

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