My Boyfriend Thinks My Ex is My Cousin | Punters Confessions
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What confessions do Lucy and Nikki share about relationships?
This is Happier with Lucy and Nikki.
And if you're easily offended, then this might not be for you. Like, I see the DMs that some of our boyfriends get and they are getting sexted, babe. Yeah. They're getting full bumhole pics.
Yeah.
Bumhole specifically.
And honestly, it's water for ducks back for these boys.
And honestly, I'm going to put it out there. I don't want to send my bumhole to anyone because that's not that hot. I don't, I'm not into bumhole shots.
Or like, I would never. No, but like, even like your vagina. I'm like, it's quite raw and real. Cheers, babes.
How do Lucy and Nikki discuss the impact of social media on dating?
I'm going to happy hour with Lucy and Nikki, the real life shit you only discuss over a drink. But before we start, a little disclaimer.
So today we are here to talk about confessions.
These are our confessions. You have written in.
What's come to confess your sins? Hello, child. You today have come to confess your sins.
The little box thing. Does that actually exist?
Yeah. Well, there used to be one at the church that I went to when I was at Catholic school. Really? I never went in there.
Is there box hours, like confession hours?
What embarrassing moments do listeners share?
They can't just be in there all the time. Or is it just like box and air?
I don't know how it works. No, no, no. Usually there's a man in there. Yeah.
Yes, Tram. Imagine if the man actually, like, was Gossip Girl. Do you know what I mean? Like, I've been watching Bridgerton again. I was like... What's her name? Lady... Lazy Lady Whistledown.
Oh, I could not get around Bridgerton personally.
It's Bridgerton, first of all. Didn't I say that?
How does one listener handle a situation with a cheating ex?
I think you said Bridgerton. Bridgerton? It's Bridgerton.
Yeah, Bridgerton.
Oh, I thought you said Bridgerton.
No. I can speak, you mongrel. How good's the word mongrel? No, but today we have your confessions, guys. And honestly, some of them are epic. I reckon next time around, though, guys, we want more like... Detail? I have a confession, but I cannot say. I'll tell you all fair.
What is it?
What have you done?
What are the consequences of lying about past relationships?
I have a confession.
All right, we gotta go because I need to hear this.
Bye. Let's get into this episode. Confessions. These are my confessions.
What does he say then? What is that lyric?
Just when you thought I said everything you know.
Okay, let's start off this episode before we get into... What did you think about Usher in Rollerblades?
Usher in Rollerblades. Not a fan. Like, why would you have to go rolling like that? And I know you wouldn't. I know you.
How do Lucy and Nikki navigate awkward moments in dating?
I know you. You. You should see the dance. You. Just kiss the snake. You're the kind of person. I reckon you've done some embarrassing shit and you wouldn't even tell me. Yeah, 100%.
Tell me. I'm definitely not telling you. You've got the biggest mouth on the Gold Coast. Tell me now. I can't think of anything off the top of my head. We did this exact same thing last time.
Did we?
What funny stories do they recount about their dating lives?
I nearly shit myself on the way home from Anna's once. But I pulled over at the toilets at Shugan.
Well, thank God. No, like embarrassing. Like have you ever sent someone like a really embarrassing text and then been like, fuck up. That was embarrassing. That's my thing.
Not really, babe. But I think I haven't been in the lens to do that. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Because I haven't had like heaps of time being single with boys and stuff. And like you could argue things I have sent to Ollie probably have been embarrassing. But because he's my partner, it's just so diluted. Right?
What advice do Lucy and Nikki give about handling breakups?
Yeah. Yeah. Right? I know. I miss that.
I miss that so much.
Like he's probably like fucking shut up.
You know what I mean? I miss just blowing up at someone and waking up the next morning next to them and being like, who gives a fuck?
Yeah, I wouldn't even remember. I'd be like, oh yeah, whatever.
What about that night when we're like 21 when I ripped my boyfriend's shirt in the pub at a 21st? Do you remember that?
Yeah, he also threw a glass of water on your face.
That was a different night. But yeah, it was very chipper-tired. But, like, I just had the head noise. I barely had head noise then.
Oh, yeah.
Now I, like, spell something wrong and I wake up like, ah.
I know, which is funny because you think as you get older, like, you have unnecessary... Head noise.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What confessions do Lucy and Nikki share about relationships?
0:02–0:44
2
How do Lucy and Nikki discuss the impact of social media on dating?
0:44–1:13
3
What embarrassing moments do listeners share?
1:13–1:40
4
How does one listener handle a situation with a cheating ex?
1:40–2:06
5
What are the consequences of lying about past relationships?
2:06–2:40
6
How do Lucy and Nikki navigate awkward moments in dating?
2:40–3:01
7
What funny stories do they recount about their dating lives?
3:01–3:33
8
What advice do Lucy and Nikki give about handling breakups?
3:33–44:56
Speakers
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