My Ex Friend is Stalking Me | Advice with the Queens - Friendship Edition
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This is Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki. And if you're easily offended, then this might not be for you. Anyway, I blinked and I was 16 years deep into your Instagram account, Lucy. Oh, shit. Waddling through strange filters, grainy selfies, then I saw it. A photo of you... What? I know the photo. A photo of you barefoot in an alleyway, batting pads strapped to your legs, bare feet poking out the bottom and a huge bulge, which I'm assuming and hoping was an abdominal guard and a tie-dye bucket hat.
What is the Friendship Edition and who are the hosts introducing?
Cheers, babes. Welcome to Happy Hour with Lucy and Nicky. Hello, diva. The real life shit you only discuss over your drink. I'm doing that because you guys think that we pre-record that and I say it every single time.
I know she does. And sometimes lately. It ain't easy being you. Being cheesy. But you do it. It ain't easy being cheesy. It ain't easy being cheesy.
Cheers, babes. Do you know what? Do you ever feel like this? I just want to quickly tell them what we're here for. Okay, what are we here for? Advice with the Queen's Friendship Edition. Do you know what? What?
I feel like, I don't know if you ever feel like this, but I feel like I get so many messages from like lovely girls being like, oh, thank you for being yourself, so authentic, which is so nice. And babe, I feel like I could be so much weirder. And I just restrain. Oh, really? I feel like I'm a watered down version of myself.
Oh, fuck RIP. Thank God you're watering yourself down, God.
I know, babe, but I feel like I could do some fruity shit. Talk to me. What are you talking about? Theatrics.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like I could really get into just strange energy and I feel like I'm just living my life as like a girly pop when maybe I should be like doing weird as fuck shit.
See, I would never call you strange. I'd call you, no offence, like basic.
Are you fucking right, cunt? No, in like a nice, like hot girl shit. What would you call yourself, basic? You're way more basic than me, cunt. You're wearing a beige.
You're literally wearing a beige blazer. It's not a blazer. I would say I'm beige. You're like basic, like girly. Like how you just said it, like you're a girly pop, like fake tan and shit. Like I think that's strange.
That is not my personality. Okay, you and my mum can go and fucking get yourselves because my mum said the same thing too.
I'm sorry, there is no saying it.
No, I am not faking it.
Why is it okay for you to call yourself a girly pop but me not to agree with it?
No, but like I just feel like I could be quite eccentric. And you know what, I've got a beef on friendships. I've got a beef with you. And when I said to you what do you think my interior style is and you said whatever's on trend and I said... And Bec goes, how dare she? You were into animal print way before it came back in trend. I said, thank you, Bec.
On trend like mid-century modern. I'm not mid-century modern. Well, I don't know. I'm not into interiors.
Anyway, that offended me when you said my interior style is basic. Well, I'm offended that you sit there bitching about me with the fucking interior designer. No, I was like, do you think my best
Interior style is basic. Oh, my God. You can't win with you, babe. You literally can't win with you. You can win with me. You win with me 90% of the time. I'm doing advice with the green friendship dramas on Let's Go because I'm about to fucking walk out of here on this hoe.
No, you're not. On this hoe.
That hoe. That hoe. That hoe not loyal. She's bitching about me to the interior designer.
No, I didn't say anything about you. I was like. And I'm complimenting your style saying it's on trend. Okay. Well, if that's how it meant. I took it like you meant like I like whatever's just on trend at the time.
No. I mean, like, it's trendy. It's cool. Okay. It's the same. Well, I love you then. Love you. I take it back. You've been fucking whinging about me to everyone for the last month.
I didn't whinge. I just said, what would you describe my style aspect? Because Nick said it was on trend.
Is that a bad thing?
I just like whatever's trending at the time.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:50
2
What is the Friendship Edition and who are the hosts introducing?
0:50–14:06
3
How do you handle friends competing for the same romantic interest in small towns?
14:06–21:01
4
When is it worth confronting a friend who matched with your partner on dating apps?
21:01–52:53
5
What should you do if a friend is secretly sleeping with a coworker’s sibling?
52:53–53:34
Speakers
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