I Lied About My Mothers Car Crash | Punters Am I The A-Hole Part 1
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What is the premise of today’s “A‑hole” episode?
Алісна продакшн. This is Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki. And if you're easily offended, then this might not be for you.
Gone with her ex, had the rest of the festival with them, left Sarah with the other girls shitting behind their tents, poured Sorry, can we get a welfare check on the other girls? They're probably like, how do we get left with fucking the shit bandits?
Literally the poo bandit.
Oh my god. I'm sorry.
Now we have to fucking deal with it.
Cheers, babes, talking a happy hour with Lucy and Nikki. The real life shit, you only discuss over a drink. But before we start, a little disclaimer.
So today we're here for M I, the A-hole or arsehole that we can say on the podcast, which is one of your guys' favorite kinds of episodes.
We feel like I don't know, this is like one of our most downloaded episodes ever and I feel like we haven't done this in ages. We do little minis on the radio all the time and they're fucking always so iconic. But these ones are written in from the punters and I'll tell you what, Dolls, we've got a few conundrums in at play here.
We do have a few conundrums. Guys, before we get into this episode though, we have just put our tickets on sale. Well, they're going on sale today, Monday at ten AM. Our biggest event we have ever done. We are throwing an epic party in Melbourne on the nineteenth of December.
Yes we are, baby. So it is called Unboxed. We want to get unboxed with you. There is going to be a unannounced lineup. Um and we can And let me tell you. Yeah It's gonna be fucking good. It's gonna be amazing. We're gonna
rock your sucks off.
And it's at Pika, which is just like such an iconic venue in Melbourne. Like we went there when after our shoot. That's the first time I'd ever been there. And I was like, fucking goosebumps, man. Yeah. It's going to be incredible. It's going to be
it's the biggest thing we've ever done, without a doubt. And it is going to be the loosest thing we've ever done without a doubt.
And it's not a l it's not like a live show, it's just like a massive party. So But like theatrical party. Yeah.
There'll be theatre
involved. Theater. I wouldn't call it theater. I'd call it NTC. Well it's not
just gonna be like a fucking DJ dancing. There's like gonna be other fun shit. Yeah, of
course.
Definitely. Expect the Lucy and Nicky spice to your a a big fucking rave, literally.
Oh, anyway guys, you know how much we love Melbourne and the Melbourne Punters especially and we know you guys love getting around stuff, so we hope to all see you there. And you know what? You can also fly in wherever you are in the world, guys. And so let's fucking see.
Do not want to miss this. We've been working all year towards this, so let's fucking go.
Story number one, catfished, cigarettes, and the fake car crash. Oof. Am I the arsehole for take oh sorry, not taking. Am I the arsehole for faking my mum's car accident to get an ugly hinge match out of my house? Oh.
We've all pulled some pretty big fakies to get out of a bad date, babe.
Oh Okay, so this is genuinely one of the most fucked situations I've ever found myself in. And I need to know, am I the arsehole or would you girls have done the exact same thing? So basically my friend Chloe and I had an apartment and Chloe had this guy over called Josh. She'd literally only met Josh once before in an event, so we barely knew him.
When do Lucy and Nikki announce the Melbourne “Unboxed” event and ticket sales?
Now, I'd also invited a guy over that I'd matched with on hinge. I thought, whatever, he's hot, so I literally just booked and paid for his Uber to come to the apartment. Okay, Diva. I go downstairs to get him from the gate and girls, I had been totally catfished. Like horrifically. The photos were not the man standing in front of me, and normally I'm not this shallow, but on top of that, he was absolutely smashed, smelt like cigarettes and BO, and just looked completely unkept. It was so grim. Oh But obviously the first thing I do is message Chloe, help. We need to get this man out. 'Cause there was genuinely no universe where I was going to be sleeping with him. The only problem was is that Chloe was in in the bedroom with Josh.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the premise of today’s “A‑hole” episode?
0:02–3:14
2
When do Lucy and Nikki announce the Melbourne “Unboxed” event and ticket sales?
3:14–8:52
3
What is the “mom’s car crash” story and why does the host think she might be the A‑hole?
8:52–31:40
4
How did the hosts react to the cat‑fished, drunk guest and the fake car‑accident lie?
31:40–44:28